The total lack of enthusiasm is quite something. Usually people who have written a book about something are passionate about it or at least professional enough to familiarise themselves with contents before speaking about it. She's just so 'will this do' about everything unless she's banging on about her suffering during THE POVERTY or whatever absurd lies she's concocted to make herself seem halfway interesting.
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BIB - Thread title!!! Yes I know it's too early but DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP BREATHING?
Really makes you think.
I get the distinct impression that Nazi Nan was a bit disapproving of Big D and Big E's strict Christian household. The younger Jack may have found her place as a bit of a refuge from righteousness, which is probably why Big D appears to dislike her.
Yep. I call my cats Ninnies all the time and if some of someone is doing bad driving I am less likely to call them a prick and more likely to say “oh dear, are you doing a chaos!”
You're right! He does look like Tom and he doesn't exactly look enthralled doesn't he?
James Dreyfus is not the sort of person to be a fan of Jackio and her nonsense. He is GC, to start with.You're right! He does look like Tom and he doesn't exactly look enthralled doesn't he?
From the past, but I actually feel like an evangelical Christian platform is exactly the sort of place where Jack gets most bang for her buck out of her lies. The more extravagant the "sinful" past, the more impact it has when it's "redeemed" (in whatever form: AA, NA, committing your life to Jesus etc.), and therefore the more attention you get; but you are also not likely to get a lot of pushback on the story because everyone thinks it's marvellous that you're on the straight and narrow again.
Jack should try Catholic confessional. You squint and try to remember every bad thing you've done since you last sat in what is essentially a wardrobe and told a priest about your life; said priest absolves you in a very bored voice and suggests some Hail Marys that you never get round to doing. Job done.
This is like someone just asked AI to chuck out an image of 'room of guardian readers who like cats'.
I am a Graun reading cat lover
After writing that I realised that "doughball" is a specifically West of Scotland bit of slang, whoops!
It does not refer to anything about the persons appearance, it means more that where their brain should be, there is instead a lump of underproved dough. Simply put, they are an uninteresting fool.
Glaswegian is a wonderful dialect to insult people in. We have 300 words for "idiot".
Lol weirdly it’s that journalist Rosamund Irwin who completely had the measure of Jack in 2017.Did she write that?
Jack Monroe on why she's adding 'politician' to her CV
Writer and cook Jack Monroe has turned politician, standing as an independent. She talks Labour’s future, the PM’s punk wardrobe and dating with Rosamund Urwin
But was a lot more effusive about her in 2015. Article contains the dreaded clit clams. WARNED
I once touched Michael Fassbender’s chest — and I’m still a
Austerity blogger Jack Monroe and chef Allegra McEvedy tell Rosamund Urwin about falling in love, their political ambitions and raising a family
Surely the closet Nazi is his Norn Irn tory wife’s ma? Nana Joan managed to marry a foreign.
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I was assuming Nazi Nan was from the DIRE ROASTIES branch of the family tree, rather than his own Ma
Edit: Hotes, Jinx!
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Hang on, who outed Nazi Nan? If Big D called his own mum a closet Nazi this family has more issues than Take a Break, and just as bonkers!
All Nans are interchangeable!
To be honest, I have no idea which one is which. Just glad not to have any one of them in my family.
The 2017 interview is quite something. Amongst the other gems (failing at being a lesbian… well no sh*t! You don’t say!), I hadn’t appreciated Jack claimed to have been an alcoholic but also to have recovered from alcoholism as far back as that.Lol weirdly it’s that journalist Rosamund Irwin who completely had the measure of Jack in 2017.
Jack Monroe on why she's adding 'politician' to her CV
Writer and cook Jack Monroe has turned politician, standing as an independent. She talks Labour’s future, the PM’s punk wardrobe and dating with Rosamund Urwinwww.standard.co.uk
But was a lot more effusive about her in 2015. Article contains the dreaded clit clams. WARNED
I once touched Michael Fassbender’s chest — and I’m still a
Austerity blogger Jack Monroe and chef Allegra McEvedy tell Rosamund Urwin about falling in love, their political ambitions and raising a family
I do understand recovery isn’t always linear, and I have a drinking problem myself that I’m slowly recovering from which sometimes goes a little backwards and forwards, but wasn’t it some years later Jack claimed to have realised she had an issue with drinking and told the story of how she recovered from it in a whole column — as though it was a new / recent thing?
I reckon Nazi Nan is innocent. She probably just gets fed up when they come round to visit and starts saying wild stuff like 'Hitler was totes amazeballs' to get them to leave in protest. I don't think I could handle Big Dave and Jack at the same time especially if there was a gold trifle on the go.
To be fair I’m practically Karl Marx until Jack appears, and then my views go to the right of Thatcher
I've never understood why she plays coy with her voting (a sample is these screenies from the above article.)Lol weirdly it’s that journalist Rosamund Irwin who completely had the measure of Jack in 2017.
Jack Monroe on why she's adding 'politician' to her CV
Writer and cook Jack Monroe has turned politician, standing as an independent. She talks Labour’s future, the PM’s punk wardrobe and dating with Rosamund Urwin
But was a lot more effusive about her in 2015. Article contains the dreaded clit clams. WARNED
I once touched Michael Fassbender’s chest — and I’m still a
Austerity blogger Jack Monroe and chef Allegra McEvedy tell Rosamund Urwin about falling in love, their political ambitions and raising a family
IMO, if you're talking* about politics that's because you have VIEWS and OPINIONS and a firm stance and an ability to discuss.
My conclusion is that Jack doesn't have an original idea, let alone an objective analysis, in her "doe-eyed" head.
* in Jack's case bleating endlessly about how you talk about politics
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