That bowl of slop with the Raleigh Grifter gliding through ‘E.T. Style‘ will never not make me laugh.
Jack Monroe #468 Remove my photo! Warned!
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I love it when Jack takes a break (to think up dreadful magazine front page stories). The canal pick up a random element of the back story and rip it to shreds. These festival talks are pure canal gold. I was only here in real time for the Kit de Waal shocked face one, but give her an open mic and she just runs her mouth off. 
I am not Jack as I have three squeezy pouches of soured cream lying about as Hello fresh keep sending them as garnish or something and nobody in this house likes soured cream. I keep them in the fridge in case someone changes their mind and wants to eat the whole pouch like some strange yoghurt (will never happen) and when they go out of date I chuck them in the bin.
We use Elizabeth Arden in our house. For everything.
Greenbelt Festival: we are a diverse yet connected community and want to build a better world by being inclusive of all.
Also Greenbelt Festival: single mums babble a lot of nonsense, so thank the secular spirits that we found one we can put on the program.
Harry is that you?
Highly appropriate as we are in the midst of a "dramatic twitter pause" from the smol pixieI can't believe she read "dramatic pause" out loud, the fanny. Can totally picture her surveying the audience during her pause, feeling like some masterful orator.
Can I put Dramatic Pause in for an early thread nom pls?
Imagine being as Baptist and community minded as Big Dave and Ev though, and your bio kid telling the world that they and their child were cold and hungry round the corner.
How does attacking the squigs who ask genuine questions fit with this philosophy?
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I share your feelings about her poetry performance. I can't watch past the first 10 seconds for fear I may cringe myself out my bumhole, but I assumed it's very earnest and taking herself very seriously like this one I saw in a TV show and shared a while ago.
Apple trees are grafted you wazzock taking aOh and there’s this of course…Basically she’s an amateur haircutting, housework and fruit aficionado from whom Jack gets stuff. Oh and in 2020 Jack was trying to poison her with “heirloom vinegar” in revenge for enabling her teen alcohol abuse. View attachment 1907257View attachment 1907258View attachment 1907267
I circled this date cos here she is a mere FIVE DAYS before Hunger Hurts waxing lyrical (in a much longer thread) about the bounty of the earth and her family. View attachment 1907294View attachment 1907260View attachment 1907263View attachment 1907334
A girl called Jack
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The time she was played by June Whitfield in a BBC thing.
Which was more than enough for Jack to centre herself in JW’s death.
BBC Radio 4 - 15 Minute Drama, A Girl Called Jack, A Girl Called Jack - Jack Monroe with Jaime Winstone and June Whitfield
Jaime Winstone and June Whitfield star in A Girl Called Jack.www.bbc.co.uk
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Only Jack is people. The rest of us are NPCs.
Hid a few copies of That Book in Asda today behind a book about cupcakes .
Then saw this beautiful jumper and it made me think of Easter
Then saw this beautiful jumper and it made me think of Easter
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No moral compass!
Rem when Charles Saatchi was accidentally naked on Trinny’s live and all of the internet took the piss and asked if it was Susannah? Good timesIm almost afraid to ask…….
Terrible all of them
What page are we onI also imagine Mr Fluffington having Dramtic Paws
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