Jack Monroe #468 Remove my photo! Warned!

[hoopdedoo]

LOL at the Greenbelt organizers thinking Jack was hard to get hold of because she was busy fighting Katie Hopkins in court. Little did they realize that she's disorganized and thoughtless *all the time*.

 

[The carlin]

S/S pinched from @Goldman thanks.

This explains why she's changed height from a tiny 5'1 to a huge 5'3. Matt with the forearms did it.

You were right about that Jack. For once in your life you were right.

 

[Smol Pixel]

I keep looking at this Greenbelt thing and there's just so much. Jack is a prophet and says 'peace, pray peace for me'. Whut?

Jack Monroe at Greenbelt 2017 - Greenbelt

This year, we were thrilled to welcome Jack Monroe to Greenbelt. Jack falls into the you-need-to-ask-four-or-five-years-in-a-row category of festival contributor. Along with the likes of Billy Bragg. But our hope is that now that Jack has said yes once, and been with us, then it might not take...

www.greenbelt.org.uk

(Sorry if this has already been covered)

The first bit about what a nightmare she was to plan for/with though

 

[House of Carbonara]

My last Greenbelt mither, I promise.

JM: 'I was going to sing a song but I've bottled it. I don't know why I mentioned that!'
Audience: 'Aww'
JM: 'Oh OK then if you insist'

You absolute charlatan Jack, you played them like a fiddle.

But oh, the torture of that song! 'I should have started in a different key'. Hahahahaha my cringe created its own field of gravity.

I wonder if she's even seen this:

Florence Foster Jenkins (2016) ⭐ 6.8 | Biography, Comedy, Drama

1h 51m | PG

m.imdb.com

Bless her little cotton socks.

 

[mince]

It looks like John Merrick, god rest that poor man’s soul.

Spoiler: Merail: Joseph Merrick

for melon reasons, we talk a lot about this gent at home atm. His name was Joseph, not John, the saviour figure Frederick Treves couldn’t even be arsed to get his name right. Just wanted to mention that for him

 

[Ablemabel]

The first bit about what a nightmare she was to plan for/with though

Christ the whole article makes me want to hurl.
All these excuses made for what looks to me like someone, who is an arse, not responding because she might have better things to do, ignoring requests and then putting on a big show on the day with everyone clapping and declaring her the bestest person ever! Entitled and spoilt. Gross.

 

[Feck]

Here it is. In the comments for this article. She wades into them A LOT.

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Some British people can't afford to heat their food. Aren't we ashamed? | Jack Monroe

Jack Monroe: I don't suppose any of the big six energy bosses has wrapped a toddler in a fleece, dressing gown and jumper of an evening

www.theguardian.com

Spoiler: ”Don’t really talk about it” though. EYEROLL

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Spoiler: Also……

BOO! I guess
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BUT YOU HAD A FAMILY JACK!!! I do not believe for one single second that your parents never visited their Grandchild in your freezing, bare, flat. I do not believe for one second that you didn't spend your Christmases with your parents. I do not believe for one second that you managed to hide yourself and your child away during the festive period without somebody noticing the lack of tree, gifts and food. I do not believe you, Jack. Why on earth no journalist has never interviewed her parents is beyond me.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Why on earth no journalist has never interviewed her parents is beyond me.

Why her parents let her throw them under the bus, repeatedly, is my biggest question.

 

[Django]

As if by magic the current Mr Django is watching TV and the glorious Kathy Burke is on!

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

The first bit about what a nightmare she was to plan for/with though

FFS

One of the questioners, with a voice on the verge of cracking, explained how she suffered with chronic agoraphobia and that this was the first time she’d ventured into the Glade Big Top as she couldn’t cope with its size and the numbers of people in it. But she wanted to come and thank Jack for writing so openly and honestly about transitioning and how this vulnerability and candour had been such a help to her. “Ever since I read your stuff, Jack, on your transition journey, I’ve wanted to hug you,” said the faltering voice. With that, Jack was leaping down from the Glade stage and galloping along the pit barrier. Clambering up onto the steel divide, Jack reached over and the two embraced for minutes while the tent erupted in tears and applause.

I wonder if Jack’s been sharing her sideboards with Peter who wrote this.

 

[TankGirl]

Well I tell you Fraus that’s the last time I hang out at Waitrose holding a water melon waiting for Jennynumnums ….

 

[houseofhoop]

As if by magic the current Mr Django is watching TV and the glorious Kathy Burke is on!
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Ooo bill Bailey. Fav !

 

[Country Bumpkin]

In the meantime, the squigs on the haunted bird app are ruminating over restoring/painting old furniture tagging our Jacksy into the conversation. I'm wondering if she will emerge from her flounce with her take on looking after tired old furniture thieved rescued from skips.

 

[The carlin]

Well I tell you Fraus that’s the last time I hang out at Waitrose holding a water melon waiting for Jennynumnums ….

Genuinely:

 

[Cantthinkofausername]

Absolutely. I can speak from my own experience though and being someone who (at the time) was a very similar body shape/size to Jack, I can confirm (TW) that fewer paracetamol than that results in many hours of IV Parvolex. And that’s without the additional sleeping tablets, heart meds and vodka she allegedly consumed.

There's a time limit on being able to administer parvolex as well.
This is why sales of paracetamol are limited, as annoying and inconvenient as this can be it's probably saved many lives .

 

[mince]

I think its time now to confess this and I'm totally ashamed to admit this to you all, but I have never listened to Jack singing.

I can't do it, I just can't. Every time I go to click on it I get a real visceral reaction akin to someone asking me to shove my face in a pile of shite. (Or a Jack slop recipe). I'm sorry canal, I feel like I'm letting you all down

My eternal gratitude goes to every one of you who have taken one for the team and I appreciate your amazingly forensic description of the horror.

Same, tenderstem. I cannot, even before it was Tom Waits, then it was cannot, will not, (Gary Wilmot). Which reminds me: it’s the same with her ‘poetry’, my eyes skitter around the page in disbelief and will not be reined in to focus. Big nope. Her atrocities to the arts need to stay in the abstract for reasons of sanity.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

This last week of my life has been pure hell.... despite everything i have not yet called anyone a prick, until i come here and then i want to call her it all day long.

She is unbelievably selfish she doesnt know how bloody lucky she has it. She has her health despite her antics, she has a decent home, she has family and she has a wonderful kid. Yet she is always moaning about more and using sadfishining and trigger shots for attention. I would give anything for this past week to disappear. i dont want any of it attention, sadfishing, sympathy, yet she bleeping craves it. She totally is a sick witch.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Been to Morrisons. There are now 2 copies on display (3 last week). Still covered them up. Anyway it’s clear once they’re gone they won’t be replaced anyway.

I hope she doesn’t write a biography as everyone on here will have to give up their jobs/children/partners to take apart the lies on every single page.

 

[threetintender]

I don't think political beliefs are hereditary?

Evidently you’ve never been to Northern Ireland….

 

[EllaEm87]

Evidently you’ve never been to Northern Ireland….