Absolutely. I can speak from my own experience though and being someone who (at the time) was a very similar body shape/size to Jack, I can confirm (TW) that fewer paracetamol than that results in many hours of IV Parvolex. And that’s without the additional sleeping tablets, heart meds and vodka she allegedly consumed.
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I also noticed how in the first few minutes she goes on about how social services will help her son but not her- err because you are a functioning adult FFS the entitlement is absolutely disgusting.
Been dipping in and out of the Greenbelt talk in small doses, as otherwise it gives me the rage and I have work to do. I'm up to her big idea for 'changing our world, not the world, our world'. And it amounts to...
Be Kind to people.
Bugger me sideways Jack. A Tory cabinet's nightmare, right there! Everything she's saying is so basic and piss-poor.
Be Kind to people.
Bugger me sideways Jack. A Tory cabinet's nightmare, right there! Everything she's saying is so basic and piss-poor.
Here it is. In the comments for this article. She wades into them A LOT.And remember in Guardian comments (I think???) someone reasonably asked her if SB should've gone to his dad for a while during the Poverty.
She flew off the handle about 'well pardon me for not wanting MY SON to be handed over just anybody' (or words to that effect).
Whereas as Jack paints it, it is patently obvious somebody in authority (as family and friends seemed blind to it) should have been looking out for that little lad
Some British people can't afford to heat their food. Aren't we ashamed? | Jack Monroe
Jack Monroe: I don't suppose any of the big six energy bosses has wrapped a toddler in a fleece, dressing gown and jumper of an evening
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Except for here
And here
and here
And here…
and… you get the picture…
BOO! I guess
I quite firmly believe that Jack's "date with a person with over a million twitter followers" was with Nigella. Now, whether Nigella saw it as a date, I don't know, but seems unlikely, because as much as I could kind of believe that Nigella would actually be okay with some lady loving, I don't think Jack would be her type at all.
She’s SUCH a bleeping bullshitter. There is literally nothing about which she will not lie.
My last Greenbelt mither, I promise.
JM: 'I was going to sing a song but I've bottled it. I don't know why I mentioned that!'
Audience: 'Aww'
JM: 'Oh OK then if you insist'
You absolute charlatan Jack, you played them like a fiddle.
But oh, the torture of that song! 'I should have started in a different key'. Hahahahaha my cringe created its own field of gravity.
JM: 'I was going to sing a song but I've bottled it. I don't know why I mentioned that!'
Audience: 'Aww'
JM: 'Oh OK then if you insist'
You absolute charlatan Jack, you played them like a fiddle.
But oh, the torture of that song! 'I should have started in a different key'. Hahahahaha my cringe created its own field of gravity.
I think she has a nice voice and she could probably be a decent singer if she put any effort into it, which of course she won’t. I really don’t like to knock someone’s singing when they’ve posted it online, because I think that takes a lot of courage, but it’s fair game when they are clearly half-arsing it. Couldn’t be bothered with proper diction. I’ve never heard that Tom Waits song before so I tried to follow the lyrics and this is what I got:
We got the syrup
We’re having a wee
Waitin’ all around the sweet boy and the [???] boulevard
Looking’ for a hard-on
Saturday night
It’s the crack of a pool ball
Neon birthdays
Telephone ringing, it’s your second cousin
The farmhand did smile
The collar awry
Magic umbilical tear in her eye
Mexican a-quiver
Down the cord
It’s a green amount of cabbages that cavemen fold
[????]
Saturday night
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I once, entirely accidentally¹, took 4 paracetamol in the space of ~30 minutes. I felt somewhat sick for a few hours. I weigh ~16 stone.So if you take the other bits out for the moment and just look at that amount of paracetamol, 16g worth is around the toxic dose for a person weighing 12.5 st. I have no idea of Jack's weight but I presume she is far lighter than that.
It takes surprisingly little paracetamol to seriously affect someone's liver, and how serious it is won't usually become apparent until a day or so later. It's important to seek medical help if someone has taken too much, even though they may seem well, as the effects creep up gradually.
¹took 2 before my lunch break, forgot and took 2 more after.
By which she means "Be Kind to ME"
By which she means "Don't ask me too many questions"
Just been to Asda in one of the most deprived areas in the North East (76th in the top [or should it be bottom] 100 in the UK.) 3 copies of GK hidden behind an Asian cookery book. I get so angry that she has been handed so much opportunity to be a force for good and she has blown it all away. This is how it's done. Sorry everyone if this is not allowed but I have huge admiration for this woman and the difference she is making to lives. The antithesis of Jack. https://www.theguardian.com/global/...ng-as-the-cost-of-living-crisis-deepens-video
She means “disco biscuits”She’s SUCH a bleeping bullshitter. There is literally nothing about which she will not lie.
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Pease think of the staff who painstakingly have to move those books again, Jenny.
Article in the Guardian today reminded me of our smol pixie. Perhaps they are trolling her 
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Sympathy-os. That's how I am with Jack's poetry reading. Have you ever seen that? I get around 30 seconds into the video before I feel my body cringing around the edges as though I'm being folded like a puff pastry. Anyone who makes it to the end of the video deserves a prize imo.I think its time now to confess this and I'm totally ashamed to admit this to you all, but I have never listened to Jack singing.
I can't do it, I just can't. Every time I go to click on it I get a real visceral reaction akin to someone asking me to shove my face in a pile of shite. (Or a Jack slop recipe). I'm sorry canal, I feel like I'm letting you all down
My eternal gratitude goes to every one of you who have taken one for the team and I appreciate your amazingly forensic description of the horror.
The singing is funny though. I appreciate how her accent is suddenly American.
Has Jack ever covered Bob Marley because I'd love to hear her Jamaican reggae voice.
I just went over to the Graun to read this and the spoil sports have changed the title.Article in the Guardian today reminded me of our smol pixie. Perhaps they are trolling her
Fixed it.
I'm trying to listen to the Greenbelt talk, but if it's 50 minutes of boiling soap and honking I'll have to call it a day.
Not sure if anyone has seen it but Lorraine has just on my telly that the saver squad is back tomorrow. No sign of our Jack but then no sign of anyone else either. Eyes peeled ninnies. Get your alarms set.
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