There's now a third squig using his picture in their profile. He hasn't noticed yet.Blue face is back down to zero followersThe gif-loving weird drama twit has unfollowed after Jack did. Hahaha.
He's STOLEN Jack's eels!
Jack Monroe #467 Tragedies that seem to befall her, you’d think her life was written by Lemony Snicket
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I suspect that may be Ol Leggy’s fault.And don't forget the Counting Crows cover image tat, where the original has two fish in a glass bowl but somehow the tat ended up having only one fish
Who says romance is dead. (Or that Leggy hasn’t read fellow St. Paul’s Girl’s alum Shirley Conran’s BRILLIANT book Lace)
Who in the name of suffering duck would pay to hear a live reading of a novel, by celebrities with not even any tenuous kind of link to its author (apart from the son and grandson)? Furthermore, who on earth figured a woman that can barely even give a cooking demonstration without looking like she'd rather be having root canal work would be up to the job?
Baby, I'm from Thorpppe Bay
Retirement village where dreams are cut off
There's lots that you SHAN'T do
Now you're in Thorpppe Bay
These streets will make you feel 72
Solar lights will surround you
Hear it for Tennis Courts, Bowls Courts, ill fitting shorts.
Bib for a delightfully random thread title
I did this to Nicola Sturgeon by mistake a few years ago. I was walking out of work as she was walking in, recognised her face and said hello. She then pretended she knew me presumably out of politeness and I tried not to burst out laughing.Hehe. A few years ago a very nice lady got chatting to me at the checkout in Asda. When I queued up behind her she said 'Ohhhhh hello! How are you?' Like we knew each other. I did know her from somewhere so we started chatting. It soon became apparent that we didn't really know each other at all. She was one of the triage nurses at our local walk in centre and I spent so much time there with my son we recognised each other. We just kind of awkwardly laughed and moved on with our days.
Silly but lacking in humor or joy. Just painfully, grindingly silly.
The last few times I've logged in, I've thought "Dear god, what else could she be doing? Hasn't she snorted/spent/insulted/grifted everything?" And then I see her latest threats, mean comments, heartless encouragement of pile-ons, disgusting weaponization of illness, pain, sexuality, "abuse", and addiction and get angry. So I move away with the deep hope that reading about Jack will never be as frustrating, hurtful, and heart-breaking as BEING Jack.
Speaking of Jack-films, didn't Jack try to claim that a movie about a fellow who was down on his luck was based on one of her op-eds? I Am Daniel something?
Jack. On a sideboard.
Is this Jack caught in YET ANOTHER horrific lie? That is, weaponizing awful tit for a clapback: early version.
Claims in Aug 2013 that at the height of the pov she slit her wrists.
Not only that though, AND claims she “still has the scars on her wrists” in Aug 2013.
Not visible in any pics of her though. Eg these from across the years in The Guardian
Maybe they and every other pic of her airbrushes them out? Except here in this vid from Aug 2013, there’s no sign of them all the way through that I can see either.
Ditto this one from January 2014
[/https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=twOrErzE_c4SPOILER]
Claims in Aug 2013 that at the height of the pov she slit her wrists.
“The rain is just as wet, when you went to a grammar school. It soaks you to the skin, and your three year old, too.” (TRIGGER WARNING)
I’d like to apologise to anyone I seem to have mortally offended with my apparent ‘conventional attractiveness’ and taste for middle eastern food. In an article published today on…
cookingonabootstrap.com
Maybe they and every other pic of her airbrushes them out? Except here in this vid from Aug 2013, there’s no sign of them all the way through that I can see either.
Ditto this one from January 2014
[/https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=twOrErzE_c4SPOILER]
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Blimey. The last couple of minutes or so of that video hasn't aged wellIs this Jack caught in YET ANOTHER horrific lie? That is, weaponizing awful tit for a clapback: early version.
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Claims in Aug 2013 that at the height of the pov she slit her wrists.
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View attachment 1905717Not only that though, AND claims she “still has the scars on her wrists” in Aug 2013.
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Not visible in any pics of her though. Eg these from across the years in The GuardianView attachment 1905740View attachment 1905739“The rain is just as wet, when you went to a grammar school. It soaks you to the skin, and your three year old, too.” (TRIGGER WARNING)
I’d like to apologise to anyone I seem to have mortally offended with my apparent ‘conventional attractiveness’ and taste for middle eastern food. In an article published today on…cookingonabootstrap.com
View attachment 1905709
Maybe they and every other pic of her airbrushes them out? Except here in this vid from Aug 2013, there’s no sign of them all the way through that I can see either.
Ditto this one from January 2014
[/https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=twOrErzE_c4SPOILER]
.I am Daniel Blake? It is I, Jack Monroe!
I, Daniel Blake: Ken Loach and the scandal of Britain’s benefits system
The veteran director’s latest movie lays bare the cruel realities for those who fall through the cracks of society. We look at Loach’s work and the politics that drive it, while, below, campaigners, artists and analysts react to the film
www.theguardian.com
I’d never heard of the Smol Robots guy before this latest Chaos, but I just browsed his feed and he seems like a typical Jack supporting bloke: prides himself on decency and niceness - he’s on The Left, after all! And being on The Left means you’re automatically a nice person, right? - even as there are hints of viciousness peeking through the veneer.
(not meaning to bring up the gender issue at all, just pointing out that urging “wrongdoing” at such a heated time is pretty malicious)
(not meaning to bring up the gender issue at all, just pointing out that urging “wrongdoing” at such a heated time is pretty malicious)
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Hmmmm. I’m sorry. I watched it on mute so I didn’t have to listen to the shrill monotone honking. I’ll see if I can suffer through it and add a further TW if needed.Blimey. The last couple of minutes or so of that video haven't aged well
Daniel Craig.
Oh my christ Jenny Numbs, do you want me to be the c
YEAH!! I've been missing the little swinging reindeer
Where to start with this? Firstly she describes suicide as if it's a normal and expected part of poverty. It is not. Secondly whilst she clearly gets some sort of kick out of describing methods of taking ones own life, it's highly irresponsible and goes against Samaritans guidelines on discussing suicide.Yet again, there is nothing in this article signposting people affected by the awful triggering stuff she has written to sources of help. She is a ghoul and a danger to vulnerable people.Is this Jack caught in YET ANOTHER horrific lie? That is, weaponizing awful tit for a clapback: early version.
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Claims in Aug 2013 that at the height of the pov she slit her wrists.
View attachment 1905695
View attachment 1905717Not only that though, AND claims she “still has the scars on her wrists” in Aug 2013.
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Not visible in any pics of her though. Eg these from across the years in The GuardianView attachment 1905740View attachment 1905739“The rain is just as wet, when you went to a grammar school. It soaks you to the skin, and your three year old, too.” (TRIGGER WARNING)
I’d like to apologise to anyone I seem to have mortally offended with my apparent ‘conventional attractiveness’ and taste for middle eastern food. In an article published today on…cookingonabootstrap.com
View attachment 1905709
Maybe they and every other pic of her airbrushes them out? Except here in this vid from Aug 2013, there’s no sign of them all the way through that I can see either.
Ditto this one from January 2014
[/https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=twOrErzE_c4SPOILER]
We again get the lie trotted out that she was terrified about seeking help in case she had her son taken from her. Yet was absolutely fine making a violent attempt on her own life when her infant son was in the house. Had she succeeded he would have woken up and found her body. But somehow all this was better than asking his father for more money or approaching her wealthy family for help.
If she must make up these lies, it would really help if she didn't assume the rest of us are as thick as she is and come up with lies that make some sort of sense.
I wish you wouldn't do that jenny numnums. Here I am quietly Grunking through the night, and you make me cough up my other lung! Can't you go and write a book or something so it doesn't come at us all unawares like this?!!!
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