Caution advised! Fumes Explosive!I'm fully expecting a nasty new account to appear and threaten to set her fanny alight or something.
Honk...
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Caution advised! Fumes Explosive!I'm fully expecting a nasty new account to appear and threaten to set her fanny alight or something.
This is how new hausfraus are bornOnly showing these now as this blue squig appears to be in contact with Jack and appears to be speaking for her. Is this seriously the party line they have decided upon? Deny deny deny? When there are screenshots? Bizarre
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On that note I'm surprised Jack hasn't made a song and a dance about having a smear (maybe she has so do let me know). She can never have a normal experience so I would have thought there would be a dramatic experience for thisI hope there is a chaos tomorrow. I have to go get my cervix scraped and I really need something to distract my catastrophising brain.
Come on Jackie, have a heart
When she went into the clinic the nurse roared SHUT YOUR LEGS so she had to leave untested.On that note I'm surprised Jack hasn't made a song and a dance about having a smear (maybe she has so do let me know). She can never have a normal experience so I would have thought there would be a dramatic experience for this
My first smear was so appalling I refused to have another one for 20 years (note to any cervical smear nurses reading this, slapping someone's leg and telling them to relax is not conducive to the patient actually relaxing, just FYI), so there's plenty of scope for drama there.On that note I'm surprised Jack hasn't made a song and a dance about having a smear (maybe she has so do let me know). She can never have a normal experience so I would have thought there would be a dramatic experience for this
At my first one the nurse looked up my fanny and said "Hello, where are you hiding?". I have no idea who she was talking to but was quite relieved when they didn't reply.My first smear was so appalling I refused to have another one for 20 years (note to any cervical smear nurses reading this, slapping someone's leg and telling them to relax is not conducive to the patient actually relaxing, just FYI), so there's plenty of scope for drama there.
it blows my mind. That last squig. Just completely ignores the “this is just mind games on Jacks part”. They really have a blind spot for all her shite…I just want to say, Jack's 'trolls' are doing more to reassure her fans than Jack or her crappy sycophants - who KNOW she's OK but are watching people worry from the sidelines. This person, expressing concern over the weekend, has had her mind put to rest by a scambuster.
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At mine the nurse said I had a very well behaved cervix that popped right in! At my last one I was talking about my book and the nurse said she’d recommend it for her book club and I asked her please don’t tell them when you got the idea…At my first one the nurse looked up my fanny and said "Hello, where are you hiding?". I have no idea who she was talking to but was quite relieved when they didn't reply.
There are lots of adverts for Grifty Sloption on Manchester Piccadilly platforms (it's probably been mentioned before, I'm very behind and no time to grunk) and I bet they are pretty expensive on there.Just coming from the last thread in response to the frau who did the digging on the cost of ads at railway stations, and found the figure of £330 a month at Halifax station...
It was me who saw them last week and put the picture up here...I can confirm that the station in question is MUCH MUCH busier than Halifax. The picture I took was one of at least two posters on a single platform. I'll be going through there again this week () so I'll see if I can see any more.
I think it's safe to say they've lost a FORTUNE on this book, and I bleeping love it!!
WickedYeah. Scamilton.
I’m recycling my posts now.I’ve never made this joke before or talked about making it.
If you ever write your memoirs, this must be the title.my minge broke the speculum
One thing I did notice with last week's Sunday Express advertorial. The front page is blazoned with the budget recipes section, but doesn't name her. IMHO proof positive that they didn't want to put people off buying it and of her toxicityThere are lots of adverts for Grifty Sloption on Manchester Piccadilly platforms (it's probably been mentioned before, I'm very behind and no time to grunk) and I bet they are pretty expensive on there.
Yes, and me too. I also posted a photo the other day of two posters in a station which is busier than Halifax. I’ve also seen them in a busier station in this city tooJust coming from the last thread in response to the frau who did the digging on the cost of ads at railway stations, and found the figure of £330 a month at Halifax station...
It was me who saw them last week and put the picture up here...I can confirm that the station in question is MUCH MUCH busier than Halifax. The picture I took was one of at least two posters on a single platform. I'll be going through there again this week () so I'll see if I can see any more.
I think it's safe to say they've lost a FORTUNE on this book, and I bleeping love it!!