Haha, she is a walking Profanisaurus
Haha, she is a walking Profanisaurus
What's the date on this post?The melodramatic suicide baiting is so overwhelming,it’s easy to overlook all the other crap in this article. This whole thing is seething with resentment about her child.
This bit in particula:
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shows how she puts herself first and centre. Also foodbanks don’t give people with older children formula because formula is bloody expensive. So she’s implying she’s been using a foodbank since her child was a baby.
The formula bit is a jump the shark moment for me.The melodramatic suicide baiting is so overwhelming,it’s easy to overlook all the other crap in this article. This whole thing is seething with resentment about her child.
This bit in particula:
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shows how she puts herself first and centre. Also foodbanks don’t give people with older children formula because formula is bloody expensive. So she’s implying she’s been using a foodbank since her child was a baby.
Not a doctor, but have a heart thing. That looks normal to me. Why does she have to lie about *everything*?Well spotted! Didn’t even see that
ETA because just saw wavy wavy normal normal spikes and troughs
August 2013What's the date on this post?
I have been biting my tongue on a lot of the suicide reference stuff because it upsets me too much and I’m not sure I’ll be coherent. But I do have to say the following:
You can’t seriously think you are justified in worrying that someone might take your son away when you have literally admitted two lines earlier to trying to kill yourself in the bath with him in the house. Take some fucking responsibility, stop weaponising suicide, stop making shit up and just generally fuck off.
She showed the blue Aptamil in the “sparse cupboard” with three or four basics tins of tomatoes in the kitchen. Her child was already long past needing milk. Food banks aren’t allowed to give powdered milk (that’s what milk vouchers were forThe formula bit is a jump the shark moment for me.
Yes, full sh1tting dog mode activated there. Ebay take their charges from sellers with the card you have to register, it's not optional to pay. Also small aneurysm: metal masher in new non-stick pan!I listened. God she’s fucking painful to listen to. That whiny voice is like nails down a blackboard.
I love that earlier when she’s talking about eBay/ her eBay charges and the “posh shoe shop” she can’t maintain eye contact. Telling a little fibbo there are we, Jack?!
Why would you be drinking your kids milk anyway?! Have some bloody water!!She showed the blue Aptamil in the “sparse cupboard” with three or four basics tins of tomatoes in the kitchen. Her child was already long past needing milk. Food banks aren’t allowed to give powdered milk (that’s what milk vouchers were forit’s part of “healthy start vouchers“ now, which Jack didn’t invent) even if they gave it, she’s dropped them in the by saying they would give formula milk out
Imagine the state of her hooter if she face planted . Honk honk 🦤 (closest emoji to being a goose)Plus there’s the chance she’d fall flat on her face like the GC.
This was why I asked the date. You'd get, at around that time, £3.10 a week in vouchers per week from memory and double that I think if your child is under a year old. Only to be spent on fruit veg milk etc. So there should be no reason for a toddler child to not have access to cows milk (or a replacement if lactose issues) at 3 if using those vouchers. Prices at that time would have seen you easily get 2x2l bottles of fresh milk a week for £3.10, obviously less if buying fruit and veg with it. That's 500ml a day for one child per day, with 500ml spare. But milk should have been readily accessible with those vouchers as its not like you could use them for other essential bills like rent or gas, or even more general food. They were ring fenced.She showed the blue Aptamil in the “sparse cupboard” with three or four basics tins of tomatoes in the kitchen. Her child was already long past needing milk. Food banks aren’t allowed to give powdered milk (that’s what milk vouchers were forit’s part of “healthy start vouchers“ now, which Jack didn’t invent) even if they gave it, she’s dropped them in the by saying they would give formula milk out
The blocks are called creamed coconut. She should know that, what with her being a genius chef.You can buy it in solid blocks, you grate it and mix it with boiling water to rehydrate it.
But there's no cock on a skeleton, am unsure as to what pleasure just a pelvic bone could supply. I know this because I once asked my Mum why skeletons didn't have penises on a crowded bus and when she explained it would rot and fall off several gentlemen crossed their legs. (I was small at the time and we'd been to a museum)Assuming it's a sex scene, I like a cock as much as the next person but not a bony skeketal oneand certainly not enough to get one permanently tattooed onto my arm.
Cocaine -cabana...total earworm 🪱Six (Hour Shagathon)
Spend, Spend, Spend
Barry Manilow's Cocaine-Cabana
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (no change required)
When it comes down to it, it’s the glorious slop that keeps me transfixed by the JM shitshow. Can you be addicted to the feeling of pure WTF you see when looking at one of her bowls of goop? Because I am. It makes me feel ALIVE. That middle one is new to me. WTF is it? A new way to serve frogspawn?Any wrist scars visible here?
I’m convinced this one was pilfered from a foster child story.Yep. Even though she’s written articles about him trying to hoard food.
ThankspaceyouI said it, I did and I was shunned for it. But now y’all are “numnums this, numnums that”. I created a monster.
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