Haha, she is a walking Profanisaurus
Jack Monroe #467 Tragedies that seem to befall her, you’d think her life was written by Lemony Snicket
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What's the date on this post?
The formula bit is a jump the shark moment for me.
Not a doctor, but have a heart thing. That looks normal to me. Why does she have to lie about *everything*?
August 2013
She has also written before that she woke up in the bath after taking an overdose (so a different tale this time), and allegedly SB was in the house then. I think she went off down the food bank with him the same day or something, as you would 
. I can't find the receipt for it now but I remember the amount of paracetamol she said she took would have tipped her into the fatal/acute liver failure territory, not something you'd do then just pop out for a bit .
. I can't find the receipt for it now but I remember the amount of paracetamol she said she took would have tipped her into the fatal/acute liver failure territory, not something you'd do then just pop out for a bit .
She showed the blue Aptamil in the “sparse cupboard” with three or four basics tins of tomatoes in the kitchen. Her child was already long past needing milk. Food banks aren’t allowed to give powdered milk (that’s what milk vouchers were for
it’s part of “healthy start vouchers“ now, which Jack didn’t invent) even if they gave it, she’s dropped them in the 
by saying they would give formula milk out
Yes, full sh1tting dog mode activated there. Ebay take their charges from sellers with the card you have to register, it's not optional to pay. Also small aneurysm: metal masher in new non-stick pan!I listened. God she’s bleeping painful to listen to. That whiny voice is like nails down a blackboard.
I love that earlier when she’s talking about eBay/ her eBay charges and the “posh shoe shop” she can’t maintain eye contact. Telling a little fibbo there are we, Jack?!
Really thrifty.
Why would you be drinking your kids milk anyway?! Have some bloody water!!She showed the blue Aptamil in the “sparse cupboard” with three or four basics tins of tomatoes in the kitchen. Her child was already long past needing milk. Food banks aren’t allowed to give powdered milk (that’s what milk vouchers were for
Imagine the state of her hooter if she face planted . Honk honk 🦤 (closest emoji to being a goose)
This was why I asked the date. You'd get, at around that time, £3.10 a week in vouchers per week from memory and double that I think if your child is under a year old. Only to be spent on fruit veg milk etc. So there should be no reason for a toddler child to not have access to cows milk (or a replacement if lactose issues) at 3 if using those vouchers. Prices at that time would have seen you easily get 2x2l bottles of fresh milk a week for £3.10, obviously less if buying fruit and veg with it. That's 500ml a day for one child per day, with 500ml spare. But milk should have been readily accessible with those vouchers as its not like you could use them for other essential bills like rent or gas, or even more general food. They were ring fenced.She showed the blue Aptamil in the “sparse cupboard” with three or four basics tins of tomatoes in the kitchen. Her child was already long past needing milk. Food banks aren’t allowed to give powdered milk (that’s what milk vouchers were for
So why resorting to baby milk for a toddler?
Eta its now £4.25 per week 1-4 and £8.50 a week under 1. So at today's prices you'd get 2x2l cows milk and then money left over for some fruit or veg. Or less milk more fruit and veg.
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The blocks are called creamed coconut. She should know that, what with her being a genius chef.
The “you” pronouns mentioned upthread…it’s distancing language, and TBF it is often seen in people with PTSD, I used to do it when recounting a traumatic event in my life, a therapist sOfTlY gEnTlY coaxed me out of it. (Actually she didn’t, she baldly explained what I was doing and got me to recount the whole thing in different ways using I pronouns, she was hard as nails that therapist but awesome.)
fwiw I do believe Jack experienced a trauma in her teenage years and I have my suspicions as to what it was. It would make a lot of subsequent behavior fall into place for me. However I’m aware that in thinking this I may also just be projecting my experiences onto her. And NONE of it excuses the lies, bullying, manipulation, and gaslighting and stealing of other peoples platforms. You have to own your own tit and take responsibility for sorting it in this life
fwiw I do believe Jack experienced a trauma in her teenage years and I have my suspicions as to what it was. It would make a lot of subsequent behavior fall into place for me. However I’m aware that in thinking this I may also just be projecting my experiences onto her. And NONE of it excuses the lies, bullying, manipulation, and gaslighting and stealing of other peoples platforms. You have to own your own tit and take responsibility for sorting it in this life
But there's no cock on a skeleton, am unsure as to what pleasure just a pelvic bone could supply. I know this because I once asked my Mum why skeletons didn't have penises on a crowded bus and when she explained it would rot and fall off several gentlemen crossed their legs. (I was small at the time and we'd been to a museum)Assuming it's a sex scene, I like a cock as much as the next person but not a bony skeketal oneand certainly not enough to get one permanently tattooed onto my arm.
I know everyone scars differently but I have some 
with tattoos over and you can still see them.
she’s disgusting. The graphic description, even now, when I’m pretty stable and recovered, made me go “hmm.. I wonder if I..” and stopped myself - so I can’t imagine how hard it would be for people who are more vulnerable than me to get triggered. She’s abhorrent. The stealing is one thing. Her selfish thoughtless narc lying about things like this could literally hurt people (or worse).
with tattoos over and you can still see them. she’s disgusting. The graphic description, even now, when I’m pretty stable and recovered, made me go “hmm.. I wonder if I..” and stopped myself - so I can’t imagine how hard it would be for people who are more vulnerable than me to get triggered. She’s abhorrent. The stealing is one thing. Her selfish thoughtless narc lying about things like this could literally hurt people (or worse).
Cocaine -cabana...total earworm 🪱
When it comes down to it, it’s the glorious slop that keeps me transfixed by the JM titshow. Can you be addicted to the feeling of pure WTF you see when looking at one of her bowls of goop? Because I am. It makes me feel ALIVE. That middle one is new to me. WTF is it? A new way to serve frogspawn?Any wrist scars visible here?
I’m convinced this one was pilfered from a foster child story.
I’ve unfortunately got some scars, not from any attempts, but from SH as an older teen. Even though they were relatively “neat” at the time and far less traumatic than a suicide attempt, they are still obvious, even on my pale skin. I really struggle to believe she has scars there that can’t be seen on photos. I’ve seen scars on wrists, they’re not subtle. Especially not relatively soon after an attempt.
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