I can't stand the way she has always used 'we' when talking about people living in poverty, despite her little small-print disclaimers about how she's not poor anymore. Gives me the ICK. Happy enough for the majority of people to assume she's one of them, that the experiences she speaks of (drinking formula, eating stock cubes, having water on cereal) are her own.
Jack Monroe #467 Tragedies that seem to befall her, you’d think her life was written by Lemony Snicket
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That tattoo makes me feel sad.
Fancy having an encounter with someone with 200+ bones but no boner.
Fancy having an encounter with someone with 200+ bones but no boner.
Yes!! It’s been discussed before and unsurprisingly we have smart ppl on this thread who made really good points, it starts with my true crime podcast post but scroll down and there’s more chat. But yeah saying you is a major bullshit
Jack Monroe #337 The gaslighting desperation of a narcissist
I don’t comment much on this thread but I have been here for a while. How dare she presume to speak for a whole community of people?! I was personally offended by her cancer cosplay a while ago when she was wearing a headscarf and her constant comparing herself to other communities of people...
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Definitely. She'll appear in a couple of days clutching a pot of Farrow and Ball in the shade "Fungal Nail" TOOT TOOTing all over the shop.
Hoorah! I’ve knitted a library out of salvaged milk bottles and antique walnut shelving that I found in a neighbour’s bin shed.
It’s so obvious that she gets off on this shite it’s bleeping disgusting.Is this Jack caught in YET ANOTHER horrific lie? That is, weaponizing awful tit for a clapback: early version.
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Claims in Aug 2013 that at the height of the pov she slit her wrists.
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View attachment 1905717Not only that though, AND claims she “still has the scars on her wrists” in Aug 2013.
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“The rain is just as wet, when you went to a grammar school. It soaks you to the skin, and your three year old, too.” (TRIGGER WARNING)
I’d like to apologise to anyone I seem to have mortally offended with my apparent ‘conventional attractiveness’ and taste for middle eastern food. In an article published today on…cookingonabootstrap.com
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Maybe they and every other pic of her airbrushes them out? Except here in this vid from Aug 2013, there’s no sign of them all the way through that I can see either.
Ditto this one from January 2014
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Where the duck did that unwanted and frankly unwelcome extra e come from in that screenshot? I know it’s not exactly a surprise to find out that none of the Guardian’s editors are familiar with Southend, but couldn’t they have at least bleeping googled Westcliff to find out how to spell it? It’s a national newspaper ffs. I know that’s not the point, really, but I’m in a right huff.Three things: 1. so Big D is a/the “union rep” but she got unceremoniously booted anyway?!
2. If anyone here believes that Dave texted her that, I will eat 344% of a Pumble, and it will matter not one jot.
3. BIG DAVE was the “now duck off” pioneer!
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“It matters not one jot”. What an absolute pair of insufferable twats they are. Even if he didn’t actually say it.
Westcliff is SS0, SS1 is Southend along the seafront and Thorpe Bay. If you can ever be bothered to look at the Southend borough postcodes overlaid on a map, it’s like Westcliff was the starting point and then the postcodes go out in a clockwise circle around, ending up with Leigh as SS9. (Although it gets a bit more complicated because Castle Point is also a bunch of SS postcodes, sort of bodged on to the west of Southend. Rochford is a separate village and that’s SS4.) I guess postcode boundary decisions were made totally separately from anything about local authority boundaries/parliamentary constituencies, because nothing in Southend matches up.i know I'm an incomer, but nothing about boundaries makes sense here! we're miles from brightside over here. i just assume its circular, like the weird ass postcodes here
jack related, why do you residents of southend have an ss0 postcode? it's weirdthe rest of us are content with xx1
Anyway you’ll be pleased to hear Southend’s not alone in its weirdness - Chelmsford has also has a 0, we used to have a trip to Burnham (CM0) in the summer holidays
She gets cheap tattoos. Which is weird because of all the things to skimp on… when people accuse her of thousands of pounds of ink and she denies it I think it’s the only time she tells the truth because they were cheap and badly done.
Wasn't that one of the things she went mad about and tried to horrify the Squigs with when she first discovered Tattle. I was a lurker in the very early threads but I think I remember people reading that article and then having a nosy on her many hand/arm/bowl shots for any evidence
Any wrist scars visible here? 
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Too pretty to be poor as a Thread Title please and thank(space)you.Actually, I went and looked on the site to see the article to which she was responding and found this follow up too. She tweeted the original article out to her followers, completely misrepresented it, then changed the name of her blog post response and edited it to remove all the evidence that she’d deliberately caused a pile-on of the journalist who wrote it. Oh my how much things have (not) changed in ten years. It’s worth a read.
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On Jack Monroe, Jilly Luke and the perils of blogging
Two days ago, we published a piece entitled Lentils and lager: why we forgive tax evaders but not benefit claimants by Jilly Luke about the media portrayal of benefit claimants. It has generated qu…www.leftfutures.org
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Any wrist scars visible here?
she’s such a bleeping teenage liar. There aren’t any scars on her wrists, anyway at around age 16 we all learned that if you want to die from slashing your wrists you need to do it vertically to duck the vein, horizontally won’t do duck all.
I have been biting my tongue on a lot of the suicide reference stuff because it upsets me too much and I’m not sure I’ll be coherent. But I do have to say the following:
You can’t seriously think you are justified in worrying that someone might take your son away when you have literally admitted two lines earlier to trying to kill yourself in the bath with him in the house. Take some bleeping responsibility, stop weaponising suicide, stop making tit up and just generally duck off.
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I for one am grateful for Jack’s deluded self-belief that she is simply FABULOUS at everything (except roundabouts and swimming). Hours of fun.
Münchausen syndrome. It’s one thing I’m convinced she does have.
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You can buy it in solid blocks, you grate it and mix it with boiling water to rehydrate it.Or lost her sponsorship for the smoothie ingredients.
Speaking of which...she recommends buying part of a "block" for the coconut milk. Coconut milk is a liquid that comes in tins or bottles. Unless she means buying part of a coconut and squeezing the milk out of it yourself
Also didn’t she get very angry on the hell bird site recently that SB never went hungry, it was only her?
It’s almost like it’s all lies.
Yep. Even though she’s written articles about him trying to hoard food.
Happy to help!That, dearheart, is our old friend Kumquat. If I wasn’t such a boomer, I’d find the gif
Is now a good time to admit I’ve no idea who Gary Wilmott is?
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