She really is a Complete Utter Narc twit
Exactly Jen# she’s up and down like a seesaw (wanted to say whores knickers but feel sure someone would be offended ) and she will tell the world that’s because of ADHD, anxiety, meds, stress, trolls etc etc but it’s just her desperate attempts to get engagement, it’s her idea of PR. The really funny thing is, she keeps getting totally slaughtered with every tweet and actually the “I can’t bleeping do this anymore” is probably her thinking fk I used to be able to turn this tit around with a couple of “what’s ya fave colour” tweets, now I’m all out of options, even photos of the dog and ca are only being liked by neck beards and rage nans, I’m fkd!You see this is where she keeps making her bloomer. No one genuinely thinking of ending it would be in a fir state to have eight friends round for dinner just a day or two before becoming so depressed they felt they couldn't go on. These things just don't come out of nowhere.
On a lighter not Dino S have you stuck any money on John Lydon for the Eurovision….. not sure if you read Popbitch but there was an interesting bit about it. Seems worth a punt."I can't bleeping do this any more" makes me think of when I would storm off to my bedroom and wait for my mum to tap on the door and ask if I wanted a sandwich.
I'm a fan of Liabetes, myself....The only actual recognisable thing Jack Monroe suffers from, is hypochondria.
Interesting website, thank you. I checked a few random items and everything has increased. No wonder people are struggling.Or she could have just used trolley.co.uk where you can enter the product and get a detailed graph of the price over the year, and can even see the price changes in the different supermarkets. I don’t think Jack understands how data works though.
Can I suggest that there might have been a massive bomb dropped on her yesterday and I think its the officialCan someone more capable of following a chaos explain what has caused this 0-100? Was it her being called out for breadcrumbing the "dark mass" before while claiming she had kept it on the DL?
I know it's a bit of an ask for anyone to really get into her noggin but send explanationios.
Happy belated birthday!!Just popping in to say that today is my birthday and I'm honoured to discover that I share it with the very real and tangible Violet Biryani Index. I might have a read of it later as a birthday treat if anyone has a handy link. Can't seem to find it on Jack's website. A rare oversight, I'm sure.
(My birthday wish is that she goes through with suing Lee Anderson and has to make all her income and financial dealings public)
Assumed it was yours digits to be honest. It has your tone and cheery positive outlook towards our Southend friend.View attachment 1900806
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A squig who isn't in Comments Club has copy and pasted a message they cannot send in the hope that Jack sees it.
My parents keep all their grandchildren’s’ crafting equipment in theirsMy parents keep the good table linen, crockery, serving dishes and glassware in one, board games, DVDs and photo albums in another.
Oi! Bloomin' cheek...
Polite but bad-faith squig strikes again. Perfect timing, peak chaos and Twitter flounceOoft, squig. Timing. WARNED!View attachment 1900573
This annoys the piss out of me. The food bank I work at didn't get tit from Jack.. ObviouslyThe viral Chinese Whisper claims amongst her supporters from stans to lurchio types really piss me off. "She gave a free copy to every foodbank and waived copying rights"
No, she didn't, and no she didn't.
Why does nobody just say "no, she didn't " ?
I’m not kidding, since the tin opener chaos I’ve tried opening tins using three different household implements*, much to my husband’s bemusement/ concern. I was thrilled when I succeeded by firmly rubbing a dessert spoon back and forth along the edge of the top.I’m not joking my tin opener just BROKE. I have walked for 43 years on this planet, lived independently from my parents for 24 years, cannot even remember ever purchasing one, And the bastard just broke. I blame Jack.
send tin opener-os
Jack has delusions of adequacy, dear heart
Sorry to contradict you dear tenderstem, I know you’re an actual qualified nurse and all, but I think you’ve missed a key indicator on that scan of Jack’s head. I’ve zoomed in for you
Certainly grifting other people's money doesn't buy happiness.I have to be up really early tomorrow and I’m worried I’m too gobsmacked to sleep. Will be awake for hours pondering the nature of happiness, self-respect, and self-possession.
well I suppose Jack is at the very least our proof that money can’t buy happiness