She really is a Complete Utter Narc twit
Jack Monroe #466 I'm heterosexual so I'm buying a guinea pig for Gary Wilmot
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Exactly Jen# she’s up and down like a seesaw (wanted to say whores knickers but feel sure someone would be offended ) and she will tell the world that’s because of ADHD, anxiety, meds, stress, trolls etc etc but it’s just her desperate attempts to get engagement, it’s her idea of PR. The really funny thing is, she keeps getting totally slaughtered with every tweet and actually the “I can’t bleeping do this anymore” is probably her thinking fk I used to be able to turn this tit around with a couple of “what’s ya fave colour” tweets, now I’m all out of options, even photos of the dog and ca are only being liked by neck beards and rage nans, I’m fkd!
ETA - I actually meant to write “you’re a bright light of truth in these times” @jenny2603
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"I can't bleeping do this any more" makes me think of when I would storm off to my bedroom and wait for my mum to tap on the door and ask if I wanted a sandwich.
On a lighter not Dino S have you stuck any money on John Lydon for the Eurovision….. not sure if you read Popbitch but there was an interesting bit about it. Seems worth a punt.
I'm a fan of Liabetes, myself....
Even Wonky knows her game!
Interesting website, thank you. I checked a few random items and everything has increased. No wonder people are struggling.
Sorry about your sister @TheDragonWithAFlagon, from your beautiful words she was a wonderful woman who made a real difference to people, your love for her shines through xx
Can I suggest that there might have been a massive bomb dropped on her yesterday and I think its the official
I'm hoping she has been told she has to pay some of the advance back too
. Could explain the narc rage today
Happy belated birthday!!Just popping in to say that today is my birthdayand I'm honoured to discover that I share it with the very real and tangible Violet Biryani Index. I might have a read of it later as a birthday treat if anyone has a handy link. Can't seem to find it on Jack's website. A rare oversight, I'm sure.
(My birthday wish is that she goes through with suing Lee Anderson and has to make all her income and financial dealings public)
Assumed it was yours digits to be honest. It has your tone and cheery positive outlook towards our Southend friend.
My parents keep all their grandchildren’s’ crafting equipment in theirs
Oi! Bloomin' cheek...
Polite but bad-faith squig strikes again. Perfect timing, peak chaos and Twitter flounce
Had my first ever mammogram on Friday - routine, offered once you reach a certain age. After hearing the experience ranked somewhere between childbirth and passing a kidney stone, what an utter piece of cake it was. No discomfort at all, other than the nurse being able to see my tits without their usual gravity-defying scaffolding.
Jack's been a bit of a See You Next Tuesday tonight, hasn't she? Something's up. I'd laugh like a drain if the house purchase has fallen through.
This annoys the piss out of me. The food bank I work at didn't get tit from Jack.. Obviously
I’m not kidding, since the tin opener chaos I’ve tried opening tins using three different household implements*, much to my husband’s bemusement/ concern. I was thrilled when I succeeded by firmly rubbing a dessert spoon back and forth along the edge of the top.
*NONE of them a sharp knife and a mallet; I may have gone somewhat bananas from staring directly into the Jack Monroe Chaos Abyss, but I still have a little bit of common sense left in me
Jack has delusions of adequacy, dear heart
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Sorry to contradict you dear tenderstem, I know you’re an actual qualified nurse and all, but I think you’ve missed a key indicator on that scan of Jack’s head. I’ve zoomed in for you
Serious burger comin' in late to this. She really is very very messed up. At this point I can't work out if she's dangerous or just plain bleeping self-parody.
Boooo, catching up but the dog walking is my aneurism. We’ve got a 7 month old Bernese mountain dog and the vital importance with large breeds is not to over exercise them as puppies because it fucks up their joints for adulthood. One walk a day is enough, especially as she should still be training Content and doing breed specific exercises to mentally stimulate her (ours is a livestock guard so she enjoys rounding up our actually small actually diagnosed autistic boy and protecting him, and we create cheap and simple problem solving activities, daily grooming, playing with toys etc to make sure she’s fulfilled and properly tired). Over exercising will not tire her out and will lead to behavioural problems. She’s such an irresponsible animal owner it makes me incandescent with rage! They deserve better.
Certainly grifting other people's money doesn't buy happiness.
But it can buy you sideboards, lots and lots of sideboards.
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