What a terrible mental image.is she flinging herself around a field of dicks
What a terrible mental image.is she flinging herself around a field of dicks
Isnt it just.What a terrible mental image.
You need a stomach of steel to read these threads!Isnt it just.
Was just considering having a currywurst. Perhaps not now
Don’t forget to squiggle out the person’s name and username, dear heartThis made me howl
That reply is gone (or at least I can't find it in a search).Well, here's one response - it's from a new "usual suspect"-type account, but it's probably not what Jack was hoping for:
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Interesting - looks like exactly the same review as appeared in a bunch of Irish local & regional papers last week, and the Independent a couple of days ago.At my parents place and reading their local paper - won’t name and and just had the worst shock - a four page spread on TK. Featuring a full page pic of our smol pixie and this cracking review from recipe tester Prudence - “the final product lacked a certain amount of joy’
Looks like they've been flagged, so won't show up in searches.That reply is gone (or at least I can't find it in a search).
Not sure if the squig deleted it or Jack deleted the tweet they were replying to.
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No hits on google or twitter seach for any of this - eg.
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Or a friend, neighbour, family? Or a shop?No doubt Jack will twist this into ‘even the sad hausfraus who want me DEAD don’t have tin openers, so my tips have actually saved the lives - even of the GC Tories who are stalking me’.
The question is though, do you have a) a knife you’re not particularly fond of, b) a mallet, and c) fingers you’re also not particularly fond of?
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No hits on google or twitter seach for any of this - eg.
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It’s interesting really that despite the legions of LEGS CLOSED people who’ve persecuted Plucky Smol Jack across the cruel vista of the years, apparently it’s the LEGS OPEN people who’ve really got it in for her.
Saturday Night Dance.What a terrible mental image.
Regional papers aren't what they used to be. A whole load of syndicated stuff. Though I shouldn't complain as I never buy the local paper.Interesting - looks like exactly the same review as appeared in a bunch of Irish local & regional papers last week, and the Independent a couple of days ago.
Lots of the author's other articles are syndicated all over the place too.
Is LEGS CLOSED and LEGS OPEN the new lights on, lights off?It’s interesting really that despite the legions of LEGS CLOSED people who’ve persecuted Plucky Smol Jack across the cruel vista of the years, apparently it’s the LEGS OPEN people who’ve really got it in for her.
Makes you think…