At first I thought it was food poisoning. Apt.
At first I thought it was food poisoning. Apt.Involuntary shivver of shame?
I am a proofreading Frau, and the fact that the title at the head of the web page is spelled ‘Vimes Boots Intdex’ might actually be my aneurysm.Happy birthday tenderstem, here is your pressie as requested - https://www.vimesbootsindex.co.uk/. The Vimes Boots Intdex in all its glory. Please note the uploading of Jack's media appearances and also the link to buy her books at the end. Yourewelcome
I don’t eat oranges. Fruit has too much sugar and I am only six inches tall and weigh 500g.This but also 'what's an orange? *head tilt*' and 'tinkly laugh'.
This. Years ago before I saw the light, I bought into her poverty story, I even remember thinking ”I hope she gets that forever home one day soon, she deserves it”Does anybody else ever get a full body cringe when they remember they used to be a fan of hers?
Edit: I realise I've posted something similar before but since I just experienced the cringe in real time I thought I'd post.
BRB off to get some new material...
It's infuriating that last week, so very long ago, she was confessing buying furniture under the influence, and this week she's trumping about sleeping on the sofa, as if it's a sign of hardship. It's a fucking choice, Jack.Karl is back on team Jack again

And, of course, if she was actually on a proper treatment (DMARD) she'd have to have regular blood tests for liver function so I'm sure we'd be hearing about that, as it's an absolute ballache. I'm on treatment for an autoimmune condition and they've stopped doing blood tests at my GP so I have to drive 45 mins to the nearest hospital every few months and pay £3 to park aaargh. So, another one for the list of #TROLLCLAIMS, Jack has never been formally diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis.So she never actually saw a rheumatologist? No blood tests? No ANA? No MRI? Nothing at all to back up that claim? No wonder when she lists out her coping techniques there’s no mention of medications to help, it’s all just wheat bags and ibuprofen, does she have any idea how an autoimmune disease actually works?
So it’s Saturday 21st January, the One Year Anniversary of the non-appearance of the Voluptuous Bootilicious Index, and the party has started
Jack has turned up with some of her neck-beard Stans, she’s kicking off a bit, and has brought her lads for support….they might be those randoms she had round her house earlier tonight sitting on the bench she hauled up from a skip.
I’ve sent Kylie Minogue to the party, she hates grifters, they really grind Kylie’s gears, she’s a secret Frau, and she has a few choice words to say to Jack.
Anyway ‘Let’s get this party started”…..it’s been 1 long year of VBI chaos…well nothing really happened, just empty promises, a very strange uneventful year-long chaos it’s been.
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Especially with the spelling mistake at the topOMG 🥹 I didn't realise this existed! That's worse than having nothing at allPathetic
One of LBC Radio’s presenter does a weekly basket update. They costed a basket of items a year ago (bread, milk, pasta, bread, butter, chicken etc) and every week they do an update on the cost. I think this week it was £15, she they started it was £9 (rough figures as can’t remember exactly ).She will have to do it in a weekend, for this weekend's prices alone, to stand any chance of it being accurate at the time of publication. Pasta near me has jumped 90p to £1 in the last maybe 2 weeks. Who wants to know what it cost in February 2022.
Sadly I bought some of her books, so she got money from me that way. Gads!This. Years ago before I saw the light, I bought into her poverty story, I even remember thinking ”I hope she gets that forever home one day soon, she deserves it”Luckily I have never sent her any money or bought any of her books, came close but never got round to it Sometimes I shudder thinking about how she fooled me and how I came so close to giving her money….just writing this is giving me horrific flash-backs to me being so fooled, Jack drawing me in with a web-like hold….Eeeek
Wishing you the happiest of Happy birthdays, tender one !Just popping in to say that today is my birthdayand I'm honoured to discover that I share it with the very real and tangible Violet Biryani Index. I might have a read of it later as a birthday treat if anyone has a handy link. Can't seem to find it on Jack's website. A rare oversight, I'm sure.
(My birthday wish is that she goes through with suing Lee Anderson and has to make all her income and financial dealings public)
Love it! However, I have been humming 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang since I got up, and it's getting annoying.This is my very very very favouritest thread title ever. It truly sets us apart from the slightly lower calibre threads with their torturous rhyming titles.
Just watched the first ten minutes of her Edinburgh Book Festival appearance with Kit De Waal and she reads from GFFBD. In that introduction she says that she carries an EpiPen in her bag. For WHAT??So she never actually saw a rheumatologist? No blood tests? No ANA? No MRI? Nothing at all to back up that claim? No wonder when she lists out her coping techniques there’s no mention of medications to help, it’s all just wheat bags and ibuprofen, does she have any idea how an autoimmune disease actually works?
For stress. She told the audience that she goes into anaphylactic shock if she’s stressed so has to carry three pens with her at all times even if she leaves them on another floor in a Sainsbury’s bag.Just watched the first ten minutes of her Edinburgh Book Festival appearance with Kit De Waal and she reads from GFFBD. In that introduction she says that she carries an EpiPen in her bag. For WHAT??
Had to turn it off...that nasal whine combined with fraudulent applause has made me sick before I've even had breakfast.
Yes, you don't need huge amounts of items costed as we all buy differently. But most people buy bread and/or milk, and those who don't are usually aware of the costs of those items and can consider their own basket contents accordingly.One of LBC Radio’s presenter does a weekly basket update. They costed a basket of items a year ago (bread, milk, pasta, bread, butter, chicken etc) and every week they do an update on the cost. I think this week it was £15, she they started it was £9 (rough figures as can’t remember exactly ).
It is so simple and effective in talking about the cost of living increase, minimum input with a clear output. Jack could have done something like this, updated Twitter and made her point without having to triangulate a few hundred faded receipts from random punters around the country!
Of course not!So she never actually saw a rheumatologist? No blood tests? No ANA? No MRI? Nothing at all to back up that claim? No wonder when she lists out her coping techniques there’s no mention of medications to help, it’s all just wheat bags and ibuprofen, does she have any idea how an autoimmune disease actually works?
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