Jack Monroe #466 I'm heterosexual so I'm buying a guinea pig for Gary Wilmot

[LadyGarden]

Well, here's one response - it's from a new "usual suspect"-type account, but it's probably not what Jack was hoping for:

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That reply is gone (or at least I can't find it in a search).

Not sure if the squig deleted it or Jack deleted the tweet they were replying to.

ETA: Found it, it's still there

 

[Django]

I fashioned a hat out of the VBI do you like it?

Yes!! Jack doing Saturday Night Dance

 

[appleskin]

Does this mean she’s shifted fewer than 5000 total since release?

na, taken from the TCM for the week ending 14/01/22. Figures shown are sales for the seven-day period. So misses the presales but doubting that was many either

 

[Captainmouse]

No doubt Jack will twist this into ‘even the sad hausfraus who want me DEAD don’t have tin openers, so my tips have actually saved the lives - even of the GC Tories who are stalking me’.

The question is though, do you have a) a knife you’re not particularly fond of, b) a mallet, and c) fingers you’re also not particularly fond of?

Or a friend, neighbour, family? Or a shop?

 

[Shawads]

I think even thicko Jack would realise that crowdfunding for a stairlift for your bungalow wouldn’t be the wisest move.

Those who need a stairlift can often qualify for it via a grant from the local authority.

 

[BurgerLaBill]

There's currently an amusingly named account (Chancellor's daughter in night wear, a clue) arguing with a well known Jack sock.

Also, the state of that sock's tweets as subject matter.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

BTL = below the line. She's claiming that someone has used those words in the comments below some article by or about her.... only, er, Google doesn't know about it - so how does she?

Thanks for the explanation. I was wondering why she was talking about Buy To Let in this context.

 

[TheCat'sMother]

Saturday Night Dance.

Ahh, those heady, halcyon days at the caravan holiday park ...

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Has she ever considered--this will sound outlandish, but hear me out here--just stepping away from Twitter for a day or two? Without making a big announcement about it?

SHAN'T

 

[Lauradianalou]

Oh he's an absolute silver fox isn't he? Love him on Celebrity Gogglebox

Is it just me that thought, the alleged abuse Jack said she had received was written in her overblown writing style? The "charring, twisting, screaming"

She could be describing some of her food with that as well

 

[Foxvint]

Jacks stans basically treat her like a slightly wayward teenager, who will come good in time.

In reality she’s 34/44 years old and is just going to get worse and worse unless she faces some consequences.

Perfect point. None of these people are doing her a kindness.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Going back to the abuse, we should remind ourselves of the judgment in Hopkins Vs Monroe. She admitted she is addicted to Twitter and the judge said she is frequently
abusive.

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Following the judgement, she didn’t stop using Twitter and admitted in a guardian interview that she had loads of socks too

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Anyway, back to the judgement. She repeatedly alleges she received a torrent of abuse but provides zero evidence of this. She says it’s because she deletes them.

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The judge is unimpressed by this and makes it very clear is problematic, particularly if someone is seeking to litigate in future. He also seems to imply that this could have all been avoided.
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If I were Jack’s lawyer, I would tell her that she is in danger of being perceived as a vexatious litigant

Dear Heart, the comments about settling the case for £5k was a criticism of Hopkins, not Jack

 

[Foxvint]

I think concern for Jack around self harm is as misplaced as concern for Harry and meg around giving up titles- it's simply not gonna happen. Everything facetious and mocking is harmless imo.

 

[fuzzypicklehead]

For stress. She told the audience that she goes into anaphylactic shock if she’s stressed so has to carry three pens with her at all times even if she leaves them on another floor in a Sainsbury’s bag.

Fair play to Kit de Waal for keeping a straight face through most of that interview.

That may be my favourite load of bs ever.

 

[sioc]

Sorry frauen, catching up on threads and searching on twitter I see someone mentioned she'd recently got another ccj. Is that true? Was it mentioned here and if so what thread? Thanking in advance anyone kind enough to correct me or provide a link

 

[Captainmouse]

And failing that Content will be deployed.

Assuming she can get her to sit still long enough etc……..

Assuming she’s there today

 

[Esiren]

Karl is utterly fucking tedious. I know he’s unwell and his flip-flopping is very relevant to the threads because he shows how Jack manipulates the vulnerable into believing she’s just like them, but it’s so frustrating to see how pig-headed people (and especially, I’ve noticed, people with autism) are in going to bat for Jack regardless of what is revealed about her.

Autistic here, Karl is a nasty piece of work, but presumably intellectually disabled.

 

[mackjonroe]

Oh and gone again! Am I imagining this??

 

[WoolyMammoth]

Does anybody else ever get a full body cringe when they remember they used to be a fan of hers?

Involuntary shivver of shame?

 

[House of Carbonara]

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Gosh she really has a very vivid imagination.

She's sick.