So am I correct in understanding that "mince" in the UK is nothing more exotic than...ground beef? The squig honestly doesn't understand what to do with frozen ground beef?
Jack Monroe #465 Unlike Jack Monroe, Jacinda Ardern doesn't need emotional support sideboards
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Yes, you are correct! It's just meat that's gone through a mincing machine!
This one was allegedly a home dye job. I believe literally nothing she ever says. Except this. I believe her when she says she did this at home. At least, I hope she didn’t pay someone to do this to her. Mind you, she paid for an upside down wonky tattoo AND for that appalling reverse mullet, so now I’m conflicted. She might be lying, actually.
Hanging around in the toilets for some reason …
im still crying! 
i always hoped we'd get emotional support sideboards into a thread title! and to have it compared to jacinda ardern is just 
i always hoped we'd get emotional support sideboards into a thread title! and to have it compared to jacinda ardern is just 
Imagine turning up at your agent's office and deciding to pop to the loo to take a quick selfie of your worse than usual looking hair.
Seems a totally non-narcissistic thing to do.
Also, the pov jumper *has* to be a pricy one, no? Anything that gets that much airtime usually is.
Seems a totally non-narcissistic thing to do.
Also, the pov jumper *has* to be a pricy one, no? Anything that gets that much airtime usually is.
I have very recently discovered some information which leads me to believe that when it comes to her beloved Pringles, Jack takes the above
approach.
and JUSTICE FOR IQBAL!
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I wonder if Jack will get a chapter in Boris' memoirs. Perhaps it could be called THE TERROR and include a harrowing account of Boris fleeing the Slopgibbon.View attachment 1896139
I have very recently discovered some information which leads me to believe that when it comes to her beloved Pringles, Jack takes the above
ETA while looking for that quote I also stumbled back across this original artwork by jenny numnums from the time Bozza ran away to NATO rather than be confronted by the honk. (Pigskin) chapeau, dear heart
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this is quite correct
and, I've gotta say the phrase "ground beef" goes right through me
I think this is the origin of GriftyKitchen cover shot?This one was allegedly a home dye job. I believe literally nothing she ever says. Except this. I believe her when she says she did this at home. At least, I hope she didn’t pay someone to do this to her. Mind you, she paid for an upside down wonky tattoo AND for that appalling reverse mullet, so now I’m conflicted. She might be lying, actually.
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Hanging around in the toilets for some reason …
The coke bloat in that white flowers cardigan interview pic....whewie.Every credit to Jack, apart from being a complete bleep and compulsive liar for ten years, there’s something else that’s remained remarkably consistent
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Regardless of the budget, she’s maintained a serious commitment to looking like she got dressed in the dark and in clothes she’picked up off the floor or yanked out of the wash basket. It’s quite the skill really.
I mean, in 2012 she’s new at it and on a limited budget but she just..regressed after that and continues to do so
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PS looking back at some of the 2022 pics of her, if she expects people to believe she was clean and sober throughout last year, she’s utterly deluded.
I can believe she hadn’t bought (or used) shampoo for two years and was boiling soap for shower gel in a lot of these pics over the years though.
That final pic I just can't even...she looks like Morph. After Tony dropped him on his face.
What is going on at The Independent? Is Prudence Wade having a bleeping breakdown?
This morning:
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This morning:
Jack Monroe’s new cookbook is certainly thrifty... but not very nifty…
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This evening:
Jack Monroe’s cheap recipes that the whole family will enjoy | The In…
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Like nightmeat? Beef from the ground, meat from the night.this is quite correct
and, I've gotta say the phrase "ground beef" goes right through me
I’ve got to say, I’m glad she’s knocked to cooking attempts on the head. The constant dry tinned fish fried on toast, cod roe and garlic for breakfast,
If you squint, the veg peel fritter looks like afterbirthWhat is going on at The Independent? Is Prudence Wade having a bleeping breakdown?
This morning:
Jack Monroe’s new cookbook is certainly thrifty... but not very nifty…
archived 19 Jan 2023 06:55:54 UTC
This evening:
Jack Monroe’s cheap recipes that the whole family will enjoy | The In…
archived 20 Jan 2023 00:59:37 UTC
If you don’t squint, it looks like
(don’t look Mancbee)
a pad from a heavy period
Still trying to get my head around this morning's chaos.
Jacinda Ardern: leads a country through a global pandemic and a racist massacre, and makes huge steps in reconciliations with colonially oppressed Indigenous population.
Jack Monroe: flounces off Twitter when someone makes a negative comment about her mam's roast potatoes.
Jacinda Ardern: leads a country through a global pandemic and a racist massacre, and makes huge steps in reconciliations with colonially oppressed Indigenous population.
Jack Monroe: flounces off Twitter when someone makes a negative comment about her mam's roast potatoes.
so now no review, just copied and pasted from the book, with some fluffing round the edges.What is going on at The Independent? Is Prudence Wade having a bleeping breakdown?
This morning:
Jack Monroe’s new cookbook is certainly thrifty... but not very nifty…
archived 19 Jan 2023 06:55:54 UTC
This evening:
Jack Monroe’s cheap recipes that the whole family will enjoy | The In…
archived 20 Jan 2023 00:59:37 UTC
Is it possible that Adrian The Agent phoned her up and said, ahem, we'd appreciate a little better coverage for our client?What is going on at The Independent? Is Prudence Wade having a bleeping breakdown?
This morning:
Jack Monroe’s new cookbook is certainly thrifty... but not very nifty…
archived 19 Jan 2023 06:55:54 UTC
This evening:
Jack Monroe’s cheap recipes that the whole family will enjoy | The In…
archived 20 Jan 2023 00:59:37 UTC
This is a good game!
JA - closes the borders to prevent C19 entering NZ, allowing people to have more freedom as the country was covid free at times
JM - gets C19 and goes up Asda for a chat with Big Dave and yomps round chippies on Boxing Day
I think it’s more “someone“ doing PR, but yes. Make it nicer coz you owe me a favour for that story on X/ I’ll hook you up with James Martin for an “at home” interview with pics
On a serious note though, what in the name of suffering duck are you achieving by making fritters out of veg peel? Morrisons is notoriously expensive and even they will give you 2.5kg of wonky potatoes for a quid
Whereas Jack reminds me of a Spongebob fish.
Also for the secret frau list: the make up artist on That Guardian shoot. The behind the scenes video was brutal.
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