it was #143, dear heart. Look at the date - it’s almost like she has a list of topics for every month at this point?!
it was #143, dear heart. Look at the date - it’s almost like she has a list of topics for every month at this point?!The dog has been mentioned before in earlier threads. Can't remember the details. I assume she is drawn to huge dogs to enhance her wee smol pixie appearance
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The Lickspittles are back together on the telly tomorrow! I demand they update the nation on the state of play with the smol pixie.
Yeah she’s crossed a line with this one…..pre-melting butter? Get in the binGrunk disclaimer
Pre melted butter poured on toast is terrible. IDK the science, but it’s far less good than letting the butter warm through from the heat of the toast. Fuckingelevenerifing dickhead
2.2k on a dog that you’re about to move into a one bed flat, have to rely on a friend to walk because you’re too lazy, sorry, riddled with pain!?If my memory serves me correctly, Content was 2.2 grand.
You answered you own question - with Lawyer fund paypal!Is Jack supposed to be out walking content right now?
How do you jump from more butter mama
This
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To I’m suing EVERYONE - in the space of 2 minutes, whilst walking a big af dog?
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Oh she’s so on an up right now lolAnother Pal? Two in one dayAnyway she’s replying on Gary Usher (an actual chef but also a crowd funder) post
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I did too. I had a nosey around Thorpe Bay on google based on stuff she’d posted about eucalyptus trees and what her house backs onto just cos I was curious about what this Enid Blyton Faraway Tree area could possibly look like and INSTANTLY saw the houseWithout going into too much detail I managed to find her full address without really trying. Ithe street based on Jack all but broadcasting it and when I was typing it in for a nosy at property prices a house number was suggested. Intrigued I picked that option and there was the shitty bungalow.
She slipped !!I was walking under a bridge and saw a busker. Despite being a practicing lesbian for 20 years, I regret to say a part of his body accidentally entered mine…………
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Is it too much to ask for this to end with Lozza Fox sending Jack another fiver? I demand a chaos. I love people I don't like fighting, you don't have to worry about anyone making a mistake and landing themselves in it. You can just sit back and enjoy the fun.Go on, lads. You know you want to.
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I bet she uses this to evidence that she really is poors.
Her head does look like a bit like a lollipop but only because of that hairdoShe looks exactly the same as I did at that age. I thought I was fat btw. I wouldn’t even say she was that skinny. Her legs look unremarkably normal. In fact, she just looks incredibly average like she is in every way.
Massive shenanigans, absolutely no very handsome men are wandering down Southend high street on a Friday lunchtimeI’ve heard a variation of this story before I’m sure!
Whining why can’t we have swears in thread titlesUgh. We know Dordrecht OH is male as someone on here knows him IRL so fuck off.
Jack’s had more cock than I have and I used to be a right slag.
We should all just start making nonsense statements "I'm a gay man so I'm getting a tortoise with the postmistress", "I'm bisexual so I'm buying a hedgehog a water pistol", "I'm heterosexual so I'm buying a guinea pig for Gary Wilmot".Forgive me if this seems rude but how does 20 years a practising lesbian equal to getting a cat with a MAN? She’s makes no sense, ever! I’d love achaos this evening. I’ve just the ironing left on my jobs for today, so I’m ready for ya Jackie. Bring on the chaoiiiiiiiii! https://giphy.com/drXGoW1iudhKw
'We make eye contact' - shark eyes were locked on him, he didn't move an eye muscle until the predator had safely passed it's preyView attachment 1897295
I had wondered if it was just my personal distaste for Jack that made her talking in this way about a complete stranger sound so gross - but thanks to this squig, I now realise that it's incredibly creepy no matter who it comes from.
So THATS what all this timeline floof deployment and butter mithering is about! Nobody mention the Vorpal Butthurt Index is a year overdue!!!!With her hours working, walking Content and sleeping in till 2pm, Jack has invented the 36 hour day, before she complete the VBI.
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