Jack Monroe #463 Is she on the game for Farrow & Ball?

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Vlad is slaying me tonight- all the talk of Jack's shimmering eye accident...
 
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Not sure how to get the video from Twitter, but here's a link to the tweet:

Not sure I see any stickers on the keys in that...
There are a few stickers on the black keys.

Your browser is not able to display this video.
 
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Just remembering I had just found this place right before the Naked Palette Eye Chaos, and now I am HOOTING at the memory.

Ninnies, its like the good old days.
 
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So while Jack hides from the disaster that is #GriftyKitchen just noticed Shivi Ramoutar is on #ThisMorning tomorrow, Shivi having taken those slots that Jack had on occasion and could still be doing on the show if she didn’t have such a dreadful nervous amateurish TV presence, and well, could actually cook. Those days now a distant memory never to return.

The most wonderful thing about Shivi being on the show though is she is cooking a cost-effective sausage recipe and I think we can guarantee there wont be any bollock sausages included, and it will taste and look fabulous.

Oh Jack look what you could have won, if only you had been slightly competent on TV and actually had any talent as a chef

 
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Christ poor LJC had barely been on the scene 6 months when Fack did her first “I’m sober, me!” Article in the Graun.
 
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Not sure if anyone’s seen this but she’s blocked tramadol chronic pain squig. What a horrible human being she is. Absolutely no accountability.

 
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Also Matthew Perry would have been supported/enabled/protected by the biggest TV network in the US before it all collapsed. It was in their interest to keep him functioning at a bare minimum to do his lines, and would have made it impossible for him not to film, unless he was hospitalised or worse.

Jack had Bluebird, her former agent and no Caroline, with hands. LJC LEFT but offered low contact support to her son. Her mum offered a dire roast with no gravy. Dad offered photo ops with a gun and gold tinted trifle. That was sufficient to limit the damage to different custody arrangements and a ‘MY SIDEBOARD SHAME’ interview in the Guardian. Still managed to keep grifting and twittering. Maybe in her next book she can crowd source a way to Magyver a functional support network.
 
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Gosh, isn’t she dull.

Who’d have thought she’d just released a new book?

Moths flying off her Facebook, dust settling on her Instagram, and now she’s shutting up her Twitter, is she?

Well, she won’t sell too many forever-house-funding books like that, eh?
 
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Nothing. Ever. Makes. Sense.

Grauniad article - Tramadol prescribed 6 years ago for 18 months, so 2016 (or 2017 being generous) so until 2019 at the very latest.

Face planting the sink and non-fractured cheekbone was September 2020 so waaaaay after her Tramadol script ended.

She's either a lying cunt or she was buying Trammies off script in September 2020.

Hnnngggg.
 
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