It's amazing to think that she breadcrumbed so heavily about it being her drawerful of dildos, but it turns out that she was actually more embarrassed by her £15k sideboard habit...
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It's amazing to think that she breadcrumbed so heavily about it being her drawerful of dildos, but it turns out that she was actually more embarrassed by her £15k sideboard habit...I think we can make a fairly accurate guess
That's so gross anyway but even more so when she said SB was going to manage her Twitter and his teachers etc read her tweetsIt's amazing to think that she breadcrumbed so heavily about it being her drawerful of dildos, but it turns out that she was actually more embarrassed by her £15k sideboard habit...
Ah Jesus, every time I'm reminded that her son apparently reads her Twitter/was going to manage it, it gives me the boak. She's out there tweeting about unruly flaps, Burger Boy escapades, drawers of dildos, That's Not My Fanny, and more. The shame of it.That's so gross anyway but even more so when she said SB was going to manage her Twitter and his teachers etc read her tweets
Wow I’ve never heard someone describe learning music in such a way. Thank you. It’s beautiful. I tried simply pianoduring lockdown and you’ve helped me realise that poor spatial awareness, focusing on the letters and poor fine motor coordination will have all contributed to me being a bit crap at it. At least I can cook food with texture though, so there’s that.
partly it must be because the question kind of answers itself … who would employ her? she’s not only outed herself as a liar and a grifter, but she’s been consistently useless wrt delivering anything decent or on time - never mind decent AND on time, which would really be my bare minimum expectation of a member of staff reporting to me. And we haven’t even started on the pathological Twitter compulsion, which would put anyone off.Why are people still not asking why she doesn’t just get a bloody job??
At least she only put photos of the sideboards all over her socials, could have been worseIt's amazing to think that she breadcrumbed so heavily about it being her drawerful of dildos, but it turns out that she was actually more embarrassed by her £15k sideboard habit...
This is indeed a wonderful gift, slightly disturbing but wonderful, big chapeau!
Agreed. The whole of her sideboard splurge would easily have been covered by a single rattle of her tip jar. We have our £165k stocktake, but those purchases have been spread over a decade. Where has the rest of it gone?I think she's loaded. Cunning, devious and manipulative. Not stupid.
Unless she's spunked hundreds of thousands on coke and booze.I've no idea if that's possible considering the timeline.
Even taking in the furniture spends her various income streams ( a lot more than we know I reckon) don't account for it all. It's been squirrelled away.
I had a long conversation with my former therapist (a consultant psychiatrist who specialises in autism/ diagnostics) about his theories on how autistic people often process/ metabolise drugs differently to the 'norm'.Ooh, is this why redheads sometimes need more anaesthesia?? Fascinating!
Let’s face it guys, Jack never took that many or drank that much. She is a revolting person for lying about it.
I read that as Les Mis bike class.I have just done a Les Mills bike class for 45 minutes.
I can no longer feel my legs , my fringe is stuck to my head and my bum has a category two pressure sore.
Might mention it on twitter and see if I get bearded creeps offering to rub me down.
(Add just vomited in my own mouth writing that to my ailments)
I also wondered if she had been into the 90s rash of female private detectives. The ones who tramped the mean streets in gumshoes before going back to their offices to bang out their findings on an old style typewriter and then filing it all carefully. There was usually some kind of social justice element and a quick detour for some sexy times with a hot lawyer/police officer. All rounded off with a badass shootout denouement from which our heroine would emerge triumphant.I have often wondered about how she came by her, er, distinctive writing style. I think she’s read a lot of misery lit, especially the late 90s stuff like Elizabeth Wurtzel and Marya Hornbacher. You know, middle class white chick recounts in highly dramatised prose how she nearly died fromdepression/addiction/ED etc
Then I’m also getting some top notes of Sylvia Plath (of course) and an undertone of jolly hockey sticks schoolgirl stories (I bet Mallory Towers was her first literary love).
occasional aroma of Marian Keyes and even a teensy bit of Martina Cole when she’s getting lairy on the haunted bird app.
All pasted over with a patina of that good ol’ literary liar and alleged sexist bully, James Frey.
the best thing is that it’s really easy to parody her style (it’s already parodic let’s face it) which is just one reason why these threads are so fucken funny
So which side of the divide does this fall?View attachment 1889679
Asda has got all up in Jack's niche...
If they offer Trip classes at your gym, you should give them a go. It's basically RPM but with immersive graphics so it takes your mind off the pain of exercisingGlen is the man. Get yourself onto #94- They have old skool toons on that one like Coolio.
Just joined a gym that has opened near meI have never been a mad exercise person but enjoying it so far. Menopause weight sucks. Love old skool though so will enquire
It's probably a good thing for her that her credit rating is shot to bits. If she was able to get credit I can imagine her racking up a fair amount on cards with her taste for high end tat.I’m on the fence. I think she has a lot of money coming in, but also that’s she’s broke. She’s way too chaotic (shambolic?) to plan her finances. And she’s shown she has expensive tastes for a number of products…. Zero impulse control. She pre spends all her advances, convincing herself she deserves it.
Essentials? Jars of? Where's the vitamins or fibre in that shite?View attachment 1889679
Asda has got all up in Jack's niche...
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