Jack Monroe #462 Tectonic plates make less fuss about moving

[DisgruntledGoat]

I have the paint shop and am sitting on my hands so as not to leave a 1* Google review saying that the owner encourages solicitation in his shop in return for paint.

 

[Hold my beans]

Matt Gloss has offered her all the free paint she wants to

Spoiler: Swear

[duck OFF]

My first spoiler

 

[StillLucilleBluth]

PS Jack - you’re a bleep xx
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If you’ve been in full time work for all that time, why in the name of Christ would you not pay for it like a normal adult?

 

[Nottonightbabe]

TROLLCLAIMS about the Strawberry Thief curtains:

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Didn't she previously claim that they were spares/offcasts from a friend who just happened to have exactly the same-sized windows as her?

Oh duck off Jack we knew they were bloody curtains, is there nothing you won't lie about? Bet she knows the price of that £££ wallpaper as she's been eyeing it up.

 

[GeorgiaOrwell]

Does Matt Gloss know he's coughing up £££ worth of paint for the skip and jumble sale old tat?

Is it really wrong part of me hopes he tweets “not from me”

with the sofa what I don’t understand is if you we’re keeping the bedroom for your son wouldn’t it make sense to have a daybed instead…….

 

[kachoochoo]

There isn't anything new or interesting in the Sunday Express Grifty supplement - I've attached it behind the spoiler below for completeness.

They haven't even named her on the front page advertising it!

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Spoiler: Sunday Express Grifty Kitchen

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thrilling to see the raspberry and lemon curd oats here

this is what they actually look like served up irl

my picture from the slopalong - don't do it lads. it also tastes of nothing, believe me

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

“Molly” loves drama as much as Jack. Two cheeks of the same arse imo.

I imagine there’s someone very disappointed Jack didn’t jump on their disappearance.

It's funny how defensive she is about the idea that she's buying expensive paint. Who cares? But it had to become a whole weird story about getting it for free. She's unaware of how ridiculous she sounds.

This, if she just said “it’s the first time I’m properly able to paint and I’ve researched it (#forensic) and I’m buying this because it’s long lasting and I think will be cheaper in the long run plus I want SB to have the environment he wants” I doubt anyone would have that much to say about it.

It’s all the pointless lies, I’m convinced she literally cannot control them or stop herself telling on herself with them.

 

[LadyGarden]

I'm sure that Jack will argue that she just meant 'Greek' rather than Greek Orthodox, but roast tatties don't appear in a traditional funeral (Mercy) meal. No doubt Jack will explain it away as the fact her family sooooo whacky that they don't bother with boring old tradition.

Anyway in the spirit of my new profile pic, Clinton has something to say to Jack.

 

[SharkAttack]

Puddles, ex-partners dads at train stations with borrowed bags for life, charity shops who don't understand designer labels...

I think I like puddles best.

Given how much EXTRAORDINARY luck she has in procuring free stuff, it is quite UNFATHOMABLE how she has ended up so poor.

 

[Dogmuck]

 

[Brian Butterfield]

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[Onestorytoomany]

I hope the new gaff is riddled with problems. Ones that only crop up once things have been signed etc. No matter where she lives or how she is living there's it will never be a happy home because she will always want/ expect more.....

She has made herself sound like she is selling herself for paint with that tweet, each to their own pet, but makes paint bloke seem like an hole.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

Felatio and Buttstuff

 

[Brian Butterfield]

 

[FlashBoof]

In Jacks “Likes”. She has the self awareness of my pancreatic dog trying to get a full pack of lard past his gullet before you can say “VET BILL”!

Also - the big fat Tory, never mind liking it, re-tweet it and actually show some balls!

 

[Lazarus]

Can Jack actually leave her bungamansion? Because surely she can't be so spiteful and full of absolute bare faced lying shite in real life?! She'd be shouted and chased down the street round our way .

When Jack went to a Liverpool game, I made up a wishful scenario in my head where I spotted her walking in front of me, or at least in earshot, so that I could pretend to be on the phone telling someone I seen her and what a bleep I thought she was.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Lol is she putting out for Ye Olde Paint Shoppe man in exchange for a bit of emulsion? No wonder she's been spending so much time in there, I bet she's been draping herself over the tins to entice him. Thrifty though!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Let's hope Jack isn't painting the walls herself this time.

 

[WoolyMammoth]

thrilling to see the raspberry and lemon curd oats here

this is what they actually look like served up irl

my picture from the slopalong - don't do it lads. it also tastes of nothing, believe me

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Looks like you were sick during an endoscopy if I'm honest.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

I thought this new place was a new, fresh start where her privacy was paramount and nobody was going to know anything about it. We already know the very paint colours she's considering, fs shut UP Jack - nobody cares. Truly. Not even us.