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wait, what?WTF
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well, this is a blast from the past. and she doesn't get a tick cos she's never given updates
Do Farrow and Ball have a colour called Blowjob?
i also like to think of dead people while i eat my potatoes, yum
Well, thatās very magnanimous of you tenderstem and far more than credit I deserve. I can confirm, the crumpets look less than holey but I SHANāT poke holes in them with chopsticks.As a new frau, I hope I'm not speaking out of turn but I'm sure you'd only be banished if you did something utterly pointless and nuts, like i don't know, spending well over an hour turning a tuna can into an egg ring.
Then making Marmite crumpets that look like hockey pucks inside them.
It's funny how defensive she is about the idea that she's buying expensive paint. Who cares? But it had to become a whole weird story about getting it for free. She's unaware of how ridiculous she sounds.
It's an off-white
And what other āanti poverty campaignerā would wang on about stuff like this?
Itās so bizarre.
#1878 truther. She went into service as a parlour maid at 14.
You know what I love? When I spot something nice in a friend's house, and I say "oh I like that!"- and they say "thanks, it's only from B&M/The Range/Home Bargains/Wilko's etc" rather than them lying and saying they found it outside on bin day or some ridiculous lie. Jack, just admit you buy things for your home, we all do it! If you're so proud of earning money for yourself, why are you so reluctant to admit to spending it?
Well of course she wouldnāt DREAM of spending money on paint, having just admitted to taking donations and spending them on furniture which she gave away in exchange for more spenny items.
100% new personality just droppedShe's envisoning the 4 bed detached house she can baby trap him into already
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Never mind Cordon Bleu, she needs to be CORDONED OFF
No Rosemary (Scoular)
Matt Gloss will earn his toss.
Please can Happy Valley start soon.
Please can Happy Valley start soon.
Imagine it.Someone in shock on hearing of someone dying- oh I could do with a cup of tea! Jack "no, I have a better idea. Just let me go and peel, boil and roast 2kg of spuds. You just wait there a couple of hours"
I make that around 1850 kcal for the potatoes (less if peeled), and 1700 kcal for the oil + lard.
A bit misleading to be banging on about carbohydrates in the blurb, or to be comparing it to 'hot sweet tea'.
Itās so juvenile, sheās behaving like a child with no awareness of the world? Like if youāre lucky enough to have a disposable income at points youāve probably treated your friends to lunch or something you saw that was perfect for them but itās never gonna be to the degree she claims it, like idk how she expects us to believe she has masses of friends who can budget for semi regularly mid to large ticket items for her? Like Iām a mother and a wife so unsurprisingly Ā£400 wall lights for a pal arenāt in my budget because it doesnāt get me/us closer to any of my financial goals?
And she claims to be working class AND low waged too? So surely her peers are in a similar boat? And yet theyāve got the time and money to navigate through John Lewis haberdashery to the curtains counter? Okay.
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