Jack Monroe #462 Tectonic plates make less fuss about moving

[LavaFlake]

All the paint chat has got to be for the benefit of Matt Gloss, she has him in her sights.

100% new personality just dropped She's envisoning the 4 bed detached house she can baby trap him into already

 

[Dogmuck]

Do you remember when it was Jacks birthday and she was pretending she had friends and they were all together having jolly japes in a wonderful cottage and she was cooking. Then they all carried her cheap books back. Harold’s dad did it

 

[KebabGirl]

Ok, I knew they were all in a short space of time but if it was in that order my explanationios idea is wrong

Just looked back.
6th June - welfare
14th June - Dordrect
26th June - end of Harold

Now, share the theory! Please, pretty please

 

[Hold my beans]

As if she really wanted advice about what colour paint to use She'll talk about any old tit to distract. And as a previous poster said, you wouldn't be certain how colours will look until you're in and felt what would be right with lighting etc.. Idiot

 

[Foxvint]

Think you're all spot on about it being a toe hold into a convo with Matt Gloss. Eh matt I asked twitter but what do you, an expert, think?? Poor bloke needs to do a moonlight flit, get a sombrero and a false mustache and maybe some cheap Turkish plastic surgery

 

[mackjonroe]

Is a chaos on the horizon?

 

[Emmapism]

I've been in my flat for 3 years and have only painted one feature wall and used the rest to go in my small entry way. I'm always of the mind that tastes change, so I wait a while until I'm certain of my idea. Also means I can wait for things to go on sale/get a good deal.

Not that Jack is familiar with any of those concepts.

 

[THATMAN]

As if she really wanted advice about what colour paint to use She'll talk about any old tit to distract. And as a previous poster said, you wouldn't be certain how colours will look until you're in and felt what would be right with lighting etc.. Idiot

Exactly the reason I’ve not touched a paintbrush since moving in September!

 

[Lucky Escape]

TROLLCLAIMS about the Strawberry Thief curtains:

Didn't she previously claim that they were spares/offcasts from a friend who just happened to have exactly the same-sized windows as her?

 

[DianeAbbotsMojito]

Also, I bought 4 egg rings today for crumpet making reasons and can only apologise and say that I fully expect my frauen membership to be revoked.

As a new frau, I hope I'm not speaking out of turn but I'm sure you'd only be banished if you did something utterly pointless and nuts, like i don't know, spending well over an hour turning a tuna can into an egg ring.

Then making Marmite crumpets that look like hockey pucks inside them.

 

[Edie Po]

Funeral spuds ?!
What's wrong with an egg butty and a cheeky meat pie with wilted lettuce.

 

[Veronicaaa]

TROLLCLAIMS about the Strawberry Thief curtains:

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Didn't she previously claim that they were spares/offcasts from a friend who just happened to have exactly the same-sized windows as her?

It will surprise absolutely no one to learn that this is, in fact, a LIE <pretends to be shocked gif>. No one ever thought she had William Morris wallpaper.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Thats if lads, kids have spent their cash.. teapot is brewing a fortnum and masons brew( gifted by me to me for christmas) i am settled in before dinner, carry on the chaos!

I hope that they bought some Lego flowers like any child would want.

 

[Edie Po]

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Such a basic witch.

She's so bleeping boring..even sniffing.
How is that even possible

 

[IcanSpellBéchamel]

Those cordon bleu cookery books go for a good price on eBay and ABE (other websites are available). The likelihood of finding a full set for £1 each must be very low.

 

[overdueanadventure]

Puddles, ex-partners dads at train stations with borrowed bags for life, charity shops who don't understand designer labels...

I think I like puddles best.

 

[frostily]

Another day of paint (which she’s told a squig that SHE IS NOT BUYING) and wallpaper and curtain chat. Bet there’s still people on there talking about what a great campaigner she is. When was the last time she mentioned any kind of campaigning or signposted something..?

 

[GigglePops]

Do you remember when it was Jacks birthday and she was pretending she had friends and they were all together having jolly japes in a wonderful cottage and she was cooking. Then they all carried her cheap books back. Harold’s dad did it
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Pity she hasn't read the bastard things. From her books to her child, everything is set dressing in JackWorld (like Jurassic Park but less safe).

 

[Foxvint]

TROLLCLAIMS about the Strawberry Thief curtains:

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Didn't she previously claim that they were spares/offcasts from a friend who just happened to have exactly the same-sized windows as her?

Is it not very unusual that out of half a million followers none of them are irl friends that ever pop up to corroborate a tall tale?

 

[ForgettyBetty]

The possible theory was based on a combo of:
1-Jack seemed irrationally angry about the visit
2- Fraus were a little bemused as to why Essex bizzies would spend their time on it
3- I was remembering the"On a scale of "1" to "even your imaginary partner LEFT" how toxic are you in relationships?" post of a while back and my mind replaced LEFT with "restraining order"
4-It was suggested by fraus-in-the-know that OH had been deluged by messages
=So the "welfare" check might actually have been on behalf of OH, in the form of a popo visit warning Jack to desist.
But that only works in the other timeline where visit happened after.