I think she’d consider it getting one over on tattle/the trolls if she has everyone stating she’s buying as basically fact and then it turns out she’s not.I'd have thought it was a pretty stupid move to attempt to make people think she's buying but this is Jack we're talking about so ....
FFS, getting OH's parents to 'chip in' when they're £1 per book. While she's staying at a FANCY air bnb at their expense. She's so cheap.
Off you pop and mind your own business now?! She's spent the entire weekend boring everyone to tears about paint and colour schemes for her new, smol home. Why don't YOU mind your business Jack, then you wouldn't get into these situations. Fucking cheeky cow.View attachment 1885003
...and she was only accused of buying paint, not the house!
(So is she saying that she's planning to find the paint in a puddle?)
My great grandmother was Spanish - so am I, obvs.Ahahahahahaaaaa. She's put herself in the Greek section! I amahahahaaaaaaa!
If they are not double/triple glazed she’ll be whingeingShe's so bloody thick..as thick as her bowls of slop ( shudders)
Floor to ceiling windows.. by this time next week she'll have tweeted a pic with her stood outside the flat with a gormless grin and pointy finger
Why did this sound like it was written to the tune of A Few of My Favourite Things from the Sound of Music?Puddles, ex-partners dads at train stations with borrowed bags for life, charity shops who don't understand designer labels...
I think I like puddles best.
Considering trying to make them, but not tonight. We are having the regular roasted kind. With roast beef, and homemade horseradish sauce (another easy, EASY way to make flavours pop. I don't even know if she's even encountered this before).Yes, funeral potatoes are an American thing. You would find them at pitch-ins and church suppers too. And they are LUSH.
Yeah, she just nicked a kid's sledge basically. From a garden in Hammersmith IIRCShe is very successful in her scavenging. Lots of furniture in the flats' communal bin area.
She "found" a sledge somewhere as well, didn't she? I wouldn't feel comfortable taking something home that I'd found like that. Especially something likely belonging to a child.
Even a Burberry scarf in a puddle I'd hang up on a fence/post and hope the owner returned for it, rather than taking it home like a grubby goblin.
But then I like to think I'm quite nice. Despite being a nefarious troll.
And this snarky retort is from Jack, who gets gifted hundred of quids worth of top notch paint/paper for being NICE!Off you pop and mind your own business now?! She's spent the entire weekend boring everyone to tears about paint and colour schemes for her new, smol home. Why don't YOU mind your business Jack, then you wouldn't get into these situations. Fucking cheeky cow.
All of this, dearI don't see why we should give her any benefit of the doubt whatsoever.
She loves finding tricksy ways to anchor the figures for her income & expenses as low as possible in people's minds. That's what all the "a salary of only £25k", "below minimum hourly wage", "only a single lightbulb", "no money for shampoo" nonsense is about. She never mentions that the salary from her ltd company was only one of her income streams alongside dividends and directors loans, and that the Patreon & tipjar money that seems to have been paid directly to her rather than to On A Bootstrap Ltd. It's so fucking disingenuous, and it's clear that she does it deliberately.
We should stop doing her work for her. Use the highest possible estimates, and let her deny it if she wants to - she's the one who has the actual figures to hand, after all.
Personally my theory is OH was out in town with friends when Jack started bombarding him with messages begging him to return and “scoop her up” like LJC so often had to, replete with “I’m scared I might do something”. OH called them in a panic, hence the check.Interesting. It's a harassment technique called 'swatting' when a malicious report is made to authorities supposedly for someone's welfare. Was there ever any hints as to who it was? In reality usually a neighbour sick of hearing shit at all hours.
Who called it on the William morris / liberty curtains?!Off you pop and mind your own business now?! She's spent the entire weekend boring everyone to tears about paint and colour schemes for her new, smol home. Why don't YOU mind your business Jack, then you wouldn't get into these situations. Fucking cheeky cow.
@TheDragonWithAFlagon points out that it happened when she was habitually carrying a knife, too. And it was during the drink & drugs era, of course.Yeah, she just nicked a kid's sledge basically. From a garden in Hammersmith IIRC
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