How do you get a view of overall book sales? Is Amazon a decent indicator (I’m assuming so?)
Jack Monroe #460 Foghorn Beghorn
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That’s not how it works you absolute lying bleep. I know people with PDA and it absolutely does not matter how you ask!!! Another ailment added to the lying list.I hate to break it to y'all (yee haw etc) but if we expect Jack to actually fulfil any obligations we're being ABLEIST
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It’s either a poor attempt at a pisstake or the worst ever attempt at creating a fake Jack sock. Dire and pointless.Someone on the hellsite has ‘outed’ a Jackbut looking at it I think it’s an absolute piss take of Jack.
100% a pisstake.Someone on the hellsite has ‘outed’ a Jack
I don't see what's to gain publishing a disjointed, overly verbose collection of misremembering fictional happenings. No one has been interested in her cooking, her life is even less appetising.
They have 79% of the UK market, so yes!
(I'd guess that Amazon's share of cookbooks would be lower than that, but still high enough to give a very good indication of the total)
....also, how many those were the bogof to be foodbank donations?Less than 2k copies? Jesus, that's dire.
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Must all be the fault of the trolls. WARNED.
She has stumbled and chaosed her way through life. Her successes have come in spite of her efforts, not because of them. Without the efforts of others championing her, she would have not gotten as far as she has.
Another snippet from Blocked & Reported:
I don't think they'd take the chance. I mean, look how much hot water she's got into with a cookbook - having to amend and/or withdraw, no sales, an absolute shitshow. A memoir would be far too big a risk, because it would involve other people in Jack's tall tales, the legal trouble they could be exposed to doesn't bear thinking about.
Do you know what’s really grating my mushrooms? Covenants chat
Yeah this adventure won't happen. Anyway where were we
How exactly are you going on a road trip when you don’t drive and don’t have a car?
Expensive Uber.And duck off trying to weaponise your kid against criticism, you absolute bleep.
I just wanted to post a little gratitude to my beloved canal. Whilst listening to a Triggernometry podcast about psychopaths (honestly he could’ve LITERALLY been describing our own favourite mon(roe)ster) I gently and painstaklngly cooked up the most delicious white sauce using all the tips and tricks from you amazing bunch of H&Fs. Thank(space)you now duck off etc xxx
Which would make each book worth about £200 if she’d sold 2,000 !!
Finally something we can agree on Jack! He absolutely does deserve an adventure. Poor kid.
Oh ffs!! PDA is nothing to do with how you’re asked, you lying cretin!! Not doing things that people demand unpleasantly or ask rudely, would just be setting boundaries and expectations. PDA is, as in the name, a PATHOLOGICAL disorder and does not pick and choose depending on what the person feels like.
PDA is NOT diagnosed as a stand-alone condition in the UK, but can come under the umbrella of autism only, i.e. ‘autism with PDA features’ and that would not have happened at the time she alleges she was diagnosed but, crucially, at that time autism (which she wasn’t ever diagnosed with, Sue me!) was separated only into autism and Asperger’s. Autism covered everything from learning difficulties to being a bit quirky. It has only been in recent years that autism has had features and co-morbidities laid out along with diagnosis. She hasn’t even got her diagnosis records she’s chatting pony!! Again!!
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PDA is NOT diagnosed as a stand-alone condition in the UK, but can come under the umbrella of autism only, i.e. ‘autism with PDA features’ and that would not have happened at the time she alleges she was diagnosed but, crucially, at that time autism (which she wasn’t ever diagnosed with, Sue me!) was separated only into autism and Asperger’s. Autism covered everything from learning difficulties to being a bit quirky. It has only been in recent years that autism has had features and co-morbidities laid out along with diagnosis. She hasn’t even got her diagnosis records she’s chatting pony!! Again!!
Yours, a literal expert
He deserves lots of things. All the days out and holidays he was promised last summer. His own bedroom. Decent food. A mum who doesn’t spend half her life on Twitter.
Poor kid doesn’t get them though.
So you are incapable of protecting your own child from your narc rage about being laughed at? Ha.
Even though I know she’s lying about PDA from the way she phrased that particular corker, the classic signs of PDA in adults are remarkably like her. But these are also all signs of being a massive grifter so maybe she just got confused.
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