Jack Monroe #460 Foghorn Beghorn

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Mmm, you kind of do get covenants in rental agreements, it just means an obligation, like 'the landlord shall insure the house' but I'm pretty sure it's not ever referred to as a 'covenant' in rental agreements in the UK - and she's talking about 'restrictive covenants' of can/can't do which is definitely a leaseholder contract thing, and leaseholder = buyer....she's so foul to be lying about not buying when it's so obvious she is (remember the flat that fell through due to damp? Who conveyances a rental? NO ONE, JACK! You just move in, realise your Burberry is going mouldy, and think ah duck...!!!!)

Plus if she was moving into a rented flat that had covenants then she’d have to abide by those as the tenant too, surely?

We rented somewhere where you couldn’t put your washing on the balcony because of the covenants that applied to the whole place - presumably because it was leasehold.

I agree she’s probably buying on balance, but I don’t think her mentioning covenants is a gotcha.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

It's @bookbird1234

 

[Captainmouse]

Do you think they will fix all the issues with GK in the reprints?

JUST KIDDING

Will they fix the 120 89 recipes?

 

[AlwightDallin]

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Looks nice..

I did say it was hard to make it look nice it tasted good honestly (especially mr potato! If I’d shown my 7 year old that they’d have refused to eat it!)

 

[Katkat]

I hate to break it to y'all (yee haw etc ) but if we expect Jack to actually fulfil any obligations we're being ABLEIST

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But she’s the ‘someone’. No one forced her to set up a Patreon! FFS.

 

[Lucky Escape]

one of her trolls thinks this jack, I think they are linked to her by the following

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like they're praising her but given it's her 7th book (as she likes to remind us) these sales are poor

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ETA - guess that's one way to look at top 10

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If her "best book yet" is selling so badly in its first week, she's going to struggle to explain having bought a £450k house on the back of it, isn't she?

What other excuse will she now come up with to disguise the fact that she's conned the money from well-meaning supporters? Did she find half a million tucked under the wing of a dead bird? A gift from a dear friend, perhaps - left softly, gently on a window sill in the rain? Or a compensation claim against a train company for one of her many improbable rail-related Jaccidents?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Still nothing for me

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Babe, same.

(sad face)

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Still nothing for me

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Type “Thrifty Kitchen” into the twitter search bar, under “latest”, it should be the most recent tweet there x


ETA, lol

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I have the demand avoidance thingy too. Although i nornally use its more common streer name of , ' i just cannot be arsed'

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Howwww have they given her another book deal after this car crash though I don't get it Like what

 

[HodgeSplodge]

Not sure if this guardian article has been spotted yet but no mention of her where she'd usually get one.

Pay in cash – and haggle hard: 15 ways to save money this winter

There are no easy answers to the cost of living crisis. But if you haven’t checked your benefits or changed your lightbulbs, it might still be possible to make life a little more tolerable

www.theguardian.com

Thrifty Lesley is mentioned though who I know I and other tattle members have mentioned on these threads before so maybe Patrick is a secret frau . Also THAT MAN

 

[Sensible Susan]

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Was it Jeffrey Dahmer?

Hahaha, please I can't afford to burst into laughter at my age

 

[Captainmouse]

one of her trolls thinks this jack, I think they are linked to her by the following

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like they're praising her but given it's her 7th book (as she likes to remind us) these sales are poor

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ETA - guess that's one way to look at top 10

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Does that include returns?

 

[Veronicaaa]

Howwww have they given her another book deal after this car crash though I don't get it Like what

Ah but her memoir deal was before this car crash. There's no way it's happening now!

 

[Sir Lancelot]

She's just a bleep, isn't she?

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Just rewatched a couple of minutes of that Tortoise interview she gave. So nasal and definitely wired on something.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Ah but her memoir deal was before this car crash. There's no way it's happening now!

You'd think they would've waited a few weeks to see how the launch went?? I seriously doubt there were many in the way of pre-orders that made them think they were set?

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Someone on the hellsite has ‘outed’ a Jack but looking at it I think it’s an absolute piss take of Jack.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Someone on the hellsite as ‘outed’ a Jack but looking at it I think it’s an absolute piss take of Jack.

I haven't looked at it but...

People are setting up accounts to look like they're Jack socks. Best just avoided.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Ah but her memoir deal was before this car crash. There's no way it's happening now!

In a weird way I wonder if this all will make her memoir more appealing to the publisher. A fair portion of the people people rubbernecking at her car crash Twitter might buy her memoir to see her trip herself up even more.