Bugger13
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I know it’s too early but this is brilliant!
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Sideboard Bob
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Type “Thrifty Kitchen” into the twitter search bar, under “latest”, it should be the most recent tweet there x
ETA, lol
BurgerLaBill
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She's got lots of speaking offers in her inbox? Do you know what she has more of? Patreon generated emails asking where the fuck the paid for content is?
Nottonightbabe
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She was only moaning the other day that the landlady was raising the rent just for extra profit, as it was an inheritance and no mortgage? Full of shit she is
I wish she'd stop going on about the fucking hydrangea. They were selling them, potted, lovely colours, growing nice and healthy and a lovely size in Lidl for about a fiver last year. Half of the estate I live on 
have them in their front gardens, they aren't a bloody status symbol
have them in their front gardens, they aren't a bloody status symbol
TheDragonWithAFlagon
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Mr D's Mum lives in the middle of one of them. If you're lucky, the stars are amazing after midnight when all the street lights are off and nobody's left their security lights on because it's pitch black and perfect for burglars/a guaranteed way to end up head first in a river or leat. Trouble is, to get away from the village, you need a car or you're likely to come a cropper courtesy of
a) blanket bogs
b) ditches
c) pissed up Cornishmen on the way home from a pub
d) rapidly changing and actually incredibly dangerous weather - hypothermia in the middle of a heatwave isn't unusual
e) the Hairy Hands
f) the Evil Rider
g) Vixana the Witch
h) Adders
i) Unexploded Ordinance
j) cattle
k) ponies
l) ticks
m) poachers/lampers/nutters
n) valley mires
o) combines travelling to the next farm during harvest
p) featherbed bogs
q) flash floods/river rising
s) military movements
t) rabbit holes
u) tors
v) quarries
w) the stables (where something has died in a mire and fertilised the surrounding area)
x) a farmer with a gun and no more patience with uncontrollable dogs
y) local lads pissed off with twats camping and shitting over their Dad's land
z) getting lost because it's fucking isolated, the mobile signal is variable, there's no chance of calling it quits and getting a cab back to civilisation
The last thing that Moorland Rescue needs is their time taken up with wailing twats and their mutts because they wanted a jolly experience and ended up with a Hound of the Baskervilles style debacle instead.
streby
Chatty Member
That was VERY quick for a complaint to go in to a governing body and be reported to everyone including Jack!
Elsie Ben Felyn
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ScamSandwich
Chatty Member
Is she on a high after that , to her, succesful Guardian article that she now so clearly admits to having lied? She still feels incredibly safe, doesn't she?
I am so proud of the forensic hausfrau sad ninnies for being in the opposite of a fugue state and seeing so clearly. Everything we said and 'speculated' on (had the receipts for) turns out to be true.
Thank god she is not one if those Jeremy Kyle watching burger eating povs who spend money on fags. It is all fine if you spunked it on sideboards!! As long as you blow other people's money on 'nice' things.
One random thought: we know that virtually everything (apart from the sideboarda obvs) was found in a puddle or gifted. Why did the miracle of finding things did not happen during The Poverty. Why did the super generous people who always gift stuff in times outside The Poverty stopped giving her things during the short time of The Poverty? Make it make sense!!
Random: sleeping on a sofa is not an indicator of being poor, it can be a choice.
A one bedroom flat could also be a loft, couldn't it?
I knew she would be able to buy in no time at all. I am just so so glad that I found this forum before I donated money to her.
The expertise and insight in so many subjects I gained here is invaluable though and has opened my eyes even more.
I am so proud of the forensic hausfrau sad ninnies for being in the opposite of a fugue state and seeing so clearly. Everything we said and 'speculated' on (had the receipts for) turns out to be true.
Thank god she is not one if those Jeremy Kyle watching burger eating povs who spend money on fags. It is all fine if you spunked it on sideboards!! As long as you blow other people's money on 'nice' things.
One random thought: we know that virtually everything (apart from the sideboarda obvs) was found in a puddle or gifted. Why did the miracle of finding things did not happen during The Poverty. Why did the super generous people who always gift stuff in times outside The Poverty stopped giving her things during the short time of The Poverty? Make it make sense!!
Random: sleeping on a sofa is not an indicator of being poor, it can be a choice.
A one bedroom flat could also be a loft, couldn't it?
I knew she would be able to buy in no time at all. I am just so so glad that I found this forum before I donated money to her.
The expertise and insight in so many subjects I gained here is invaluable though and has opened my eyes even more.
DinosaurSenior
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Take that!, Monroe!!! For ruining my teabreak read, and loads of other stuff, you buffoon
zetta buttons
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shugabug23
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What a sad sack of sh*t some people are
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LavaFlake
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Looks like my food waste bin when my OH (not left) forgot to close the lid the day before a storm.
TbilisiPeach
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Just listened to B&R. They take her DOWN! Shame this is subscribers only. But nothing new to us, just GK and The Guardian article.
Griftymcgriftface
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Found the best dress ever for court and I’m wearing this!!!
zetta buttons
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She’s so thick.
You don’t need to go all the way up to Scotland to camp, see the Northern lights and have “dark skies”. Although if she stops at Kielder I won’t be held responsible for my actions.
You don’t need to go all the way up to Scotland to camp, see the Northern lights and have “dark skies”. Although if she stops at Kielder I won’t be held responsible for my actions.
HodgeSplodge
Active member
I'm getting a sense of deja vu from when she asked for UK holiday suggestions to take SB in the summer on a budget and of course nothing ever came of it.
And also there's no way she's getting to the very north of Scotland on a tight budget, on public transport alone. Even getting to Inverness is going to cost a chunk of money.
Jelly Bean
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How soon til the wretched thing is in the 1000s?
Why won't anyone think of SB and his dream holiday with the honker?
HotesTilaire
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Oh a salt lamp. Is that a lamp which burns salt for light…or does it have a bulb? That you plug into the leccy?
