Even fifth in line to the throne is up in her unruly niche now.
Good luck seeing the lights from there. I'm further than that and we don't always see them either. She's probably lying anyway, the lady cunt. Scotland is a trek once you get out of the central belt. How will her arthritic arse cope? It can also be dangerous for dogs, a lot of them go missing on the Beinns, especially when not familiar with the extreme terrain and weather. It change in minutes. Jack doesn't have a fucking clue.Oh like the holiday you promised him last summer, to be paid with by the money you'd saved on alcohol, as a little treat for him depending on you remaining sober you mean? Which never happened. Also by North of Scotland she probably means Loch Lomond or something
Have you read it? I’m about 2/3rds in and could describe Harry’s “South Pole” (not joking, exact quote) better than my OH he mentions it that much… oh and Willy’s too!Previously untyped sentence: I really am sick of hearing about royal cock.
Anywhere more than a mile from a town or maybe 5 miles from a big city should be fine, to be honest. There are special dark sky reserves dotted around the place, and national parks would be good too. Ideally somewhere fairly south so the sun sets earlier... but you can only really manage an hour or two of meteor watching at a time, anyway. Bring hot drinks and wrap up warmer than you think you'll need to!
Oh lovely, it's not that you are not worth it. Not at all. Please try not to think that. My mother was the same. If she could be bothered to give me any gift (and more often than not she didn't) she would thrust it at me telling me it was something she was given that she didn't like/want and then in same breath show me some spensy item she had bought herself as a treat. It's taken me many years and many tears, but I know it said nothing about me and everything about her.I have parents like this and every year I end up in tears on my birthday because I always wonder why I am not worth loving or the effort when they buy top of the range stuff for themselves and I got wrapped up Hypervalue tat. It's so corrosive and really does effect self esteem.
These are far more amusing if you replace the word "couch" with "gooch"I’ve just spent 100 hours today painstakingly and relentlessly compiling this dossier on “how many times Jack monroe tells the twitter that she sleeps on the couch”
Now then, where’s my honorary degrees x 2?
MAN? That’s Jason Momoa King of all Kings dontcha knowI see the weekend has started
(I can’t find the man with the camping chair gif)
https://giphy.com/q2EhS4g0WxqkE94IsX
She said she's heard a clip of it on Twitter. TBF, it's EVERYWHERE. I'm only on page 103 ("free" pdf versionShe saying she listened to the audiobook of Spare? Sooo can afford Audible?
Brilliantly putI despise that woman with every fibre of my being for what she does to that boy.
It's hard being a single parent, I'm lucky that I earn good money (not Jack money obviously but good enough not to need worry) but the thing for me was time (my SG is now a proper teen so not keen to hang around with mum) I worked long hours when she was younger and it was constant juggle, earning enough so we could have a nice home, holidays, make memories when she was young and then taking/having the time. Kids should feel they're your whole world, especially when they're young, but they should NEVER feel that you are theirs and that's what does my head in about Jackie. Now and only now that she has no one and her career is tanking is she back to remembering she's a mum and piling the pressure on that poor boy - he's now responsible for her holidays and happiness and it boils my blood.
Sorry for going a bit o/t just really winds me up and I hope and pray she isn't making more promises she won't keep when something better comes along.
Nooooo, don't let her sully Scandinavia too. Half my family live there, they don't need Jack poisoning the water and leaving bags of shit everywhere.I have mentioned this on another thread recently but I have to say (and this is very much rhetoric because we all know why) WHY does she not get a cheap pair of flights to somewhere like Denmark or any Scandi country (Denmark has cheap flights to Legoland and there is oodles of opportunity to do other things there too). It would be vastly cheaper than training up to northern Scotland and it’s so very quick too.
Utterly baffling. (And yes, I know it’s all about Twitter deflection and engagement figures and it’s not going to happen either way).
Ooh you scamp Marm! Although I used my refund for Grifty Kitchen to pay for my Spare #ThriftyTipsShe said she's heard a clip of it on Twitter. TBF, it's EVERYWHERE. I'm only on page 103 ("free" pdf version) but it feels like I've read the whole thing.
IS IT? Well bugger me blind I never knew it was him. Him from Dragons & Tits, and Aquaman?
I think they already knew, pal xtenancy notice handed in.
She has done nothing but slag the place off!! She must be flappin her arse about a reference or return of deposit. Hope she gets neithertenancy notice handed in.
Why does she use the word 'couch'? Is that an Essex thing? Or is she trying to make some sort of class-based point?I’ve just spent 100 hours today painstakingly and relentlessly compiling this dossier on “how many times Jack monroe tells the twitter that she sleeps on the couch”
Now then, where’s my honorary degrees x 2?
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