She can absolutely fuck right off with that. I realise it's different for everyone but I know someone diagnosed with PDAI hate to break it to y'all (yee haw etc) but if we expect Jack to actually fulfil any obligations we're being ABLEIST
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I feel that she could be the one issue which unites the island of Ireland in erecting a land, sea and air border‘Norn Iron’ and the stupid little phrases she puts in because she thinks it makes her sound Irish are my aneurysm.
Does sb have a passport?I have mentioned this on another thread recently but I have to say (and this is very much rhetoric because we all know why) WHY does she not get a cheap pair of flights to somewhere like Denmark or any Scandi country (Denmark has cheap flights to Legoland and there is oodles of opportunity to do other things there too). It would be vastly cheaper than training up to northern Scotland and it’s so very quick too.
Utterly baffling. (And yes, I know it’s all about Twitter deflection and engagement figures and it’s not going to happen either way).
Nicola loves a bit of drama tbfShe follows Jack
Pre- public appearance ritual? That's my best guess though, it doesn't make any sense.Can someone explain to me what she’s trying to say about whisky/ Elizabeth Arden cream?
Vaseline would have done the job just as well, seeing as the biggest proportion of 8 hour cream is, drum roll, petrolatum. She just luuuurves the spenny stuff. No pov tin of Vaseline for her, no siree, got to have a luxe branded versionView attachment 1877812
She's just deleted this. No idea why.
ETA: Ah, probably because she didn't include the bit about the cream being replaced with whiskey in her screenshot. She's fucking useless.
she initially needed whiskey to do interviews but then replaced it with the psychological comfort of the creamCan someone explain to me what she’s trying to say about whisky/ Elizabeth Arden cream?
Imagine she just had a big meltdown one day and started on about SPOOOOONS or #Justice4Iqbal.Nicola loves a bit of drama tbf
Previously untyped sentence: I really am sick of hearing about royal cock.she initially needed whiskey to do interviews but then replaced it with the psychological comfort of the cream
Prince Harry then said he used cream of the same brand on his nobbin
Jack got gakked and wrote a tweet connecting the two
Nononononooooo. Fuck off Scotland is fucking closed to you Jack. Forever.
They're exactly the sort of grandiose ideas people come up with on coke, aren't they? They sound amazing, the best plans ever, everyone in the room needs to be told how excited you are about them, and how you're definitely going to do follow through on them.Poor kid probably has to nod an smile an humour her fantasies like everyone else. She can't keep a deadline or post a promised recipe, don't pack your backpack mate
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