Jack Monroe #460 Foghorn Beghorn

[ScarlettOHaha]

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Trying to guilt trip her detractors. HE DOESN'T LIVE WITH YOU & IT’S NOT A LOVELY CLOSE LITTLE WORLD IT’S A SHITSHOW.

 

[Lucky Escape]

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Didn't she tell us she was taking him to a dark sky park in Scotland as part of the Summer of Memories? How did that go Jack?

 

[ishant]

Pocket rocket is my aneurysm, always was

 

[Terrible]

Can we do a ‘check in here’ poll on the new thread please? I'd like to know if there’s more readers here than Grifty got!

 

[FourSeasonSoupObsessive]

I don’t know what I’m looking at. I’ve guessed a bit.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Christ she’s gakked off her tits

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

If I lived where she lived I would take my (actual) teen to Brighton for the weekend. Seems like a good teen place. OR JUST TO FUCKING LONDON! He liked Harry Potter, take him to the bastard studios. We live in the NE and I’ve taken mine twice.
I’ve taken mine all over the north to cities and to the Lake District. It’s not hard. I just follow them aimlessly round shops.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

I wonder if the bastard lovely landlords will put a blue plaque on the shitty bungalow when she’s gone.

 

[Lucky Escape]

Riiiiight Jack and Content will be grand on a 8 hour journey incl at least 3/4 changes. Dumbass

You can go all the way to Thurso on the train - 13h56min from Southend, with 5 changes. £558.30 for 1 adult + 1 child booked a couple of months in advance. Enjoy, Jack!

 

[BurgerLaBill]

She's snorting some big fat lines tonight, lads. She needs proper, interventional help. Not some beardy cunt massaging her ego for £70 an hour.

 

[hooplifehero]

Can someone explain to me what she’s trying to say about whisky/ Elizabeth Arden cream?

she initially needed whiskey to do interviews but then replaced it with the psychological comfort of the cream

Prince Harry then said he used cream of the same brand on his nobbin

Jack got gakked and wrote a tweet connecting the two

 

[SendReceive]

She’s now snarkily replying to week-old Tweets that didn’t even @ her. What a life.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

one of her trolls thinks this jack, I think they are linked to her by the following

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like they're praising her but given it's her 7th book (as she likes to remind us) these sales are poor

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ETA - guess that's one way to look at top 10

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Those are very very poor sales for someone with her following. Only 0.37% of neckbeards own a Grifty Kitchen.

 

[ishant]

don’t forget to pack your bike Jackie

 

[ForgettyBetty]

New and Unused on ebay today
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"Duplicate gift" wonder if it's neckbeard's wife

 

[mackjonroe]

EVERYONE STOP!

Jack has changed her attitude. Maybe we should try it.

 

[shugabug23]

I guess my 3 hour NCIS crossover binge can wait till tomorrow… Kumbaya Jack is back

 

[BurgerLaBill]

How beautiful. She holds space.

What in the name of live, laugh, fuck off is this? "Holds space". Performative therapy speak shite.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

How long is the train from Southend to ‘northern Scotland’ (Aberdeen?)

I’ve looked, 9+ hours, seems ideal for an imaginary weekend away