Her teeth have changed too. I imagine you can guess what causes that
Jack Monroe #459 That westboro baptist church penis wig will haunt her forever
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Penny saying she had CPTSD seemed to cause an explosion in the diagnosis amongst "...but I have Dutch Elm Disease" Twitter.
Vlad is getting worried for our welfare. WARNED!
Dunno about the rest of you fraus but I’m actually looking forward to the pigs ear she’s going to make of decorating her foweva home. Remember the fire hazard shed? Imagine that but a whole house. Get your laugh reacts ready.
Never mind actual cooking, it behaves very differently in a cup of instant coffee! Just a nauseating sandstorm of bad mouthfeel
(Jack, if you're reading, please don't pinch this recipe fanx)
Imagine if she started using a vocoder, Cher-style?
"Do you be-leeeEEEEEeev in grift after grift?"
Lmao. She doesnt shop in tesco. Ergo she hath been disproven.she
Someone like Stuart came here to visit us and try and pit the vegan Frauen against the omni Frauen. I want to say this happened during the winter of fishcontent, but I think it was actually much earlier. Needless to say, we all had the last laugh and are still here, whereas HE LEFT.
I don't remember that but it's not because I'm a coke hag. There have been too many chaoi.
Because if you're too poor to own a tin opener, you know where I'm going with this don't you?
Guess who Portillo's agent is
1. Why does she need to ask about organisations that want donations? What about all the gentle, painstaking, behind the scenes work she does? You’d think she’d know of a few by now.
Just absolutely desperate for more DM’s and attention.
I bet she still puts tb xx at the end of texts.
2. Her skin would look absolutely fucked after all this supposed drink and drug abuse.
Definitely tweakments and most likely regular treatments because her skin looks great.
Or maybe the Turkish barber gives her a good shave and steam.
Just absolutely desperate for more DM’s and attention.
I bet she still puts tb xx at the end of texts.
2. Her skin would look absolutely fucked after all this supposed drink and drug abuse.
Definitely tweakments and most likely regular treatments because her skin looks great.
Or maybe the Turkish barber gives her a good shave and steam.
I believe the indefatigable @thatforensicman has the estimates detailed in the wiki and I can’t remember what I said a while ago, but looking at those two pics side by side 5ml filler in face. 1ml in lips. Poss top up of another 2-3ml in face at another time and another 1ml in lips. I can’t tell when she had it all and how far apart it would’ve been so a bit vague but that’s my guess.
All this talk of crumpets has finally made me work out what Jack’s remind me of. Hard tack, the solid, flour and water and often weevil infested biscuits that used to be used as basic sailors rations.
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Coming from way back in the past - like I mean last century, so not sure where this will end up, but I just read thread 31... The appearance of JackM. I laughed hard! She kept saying she was leaving then popping back up again like a bad smell. I got the impression she was enjoying herself.. also I noticed that despite her admitting her failings, she can never actually apologise can she. Anyway, sorry for derailing the thread. As you were x
Completely unrelated to anything being discussed currently, but any time a Frau mentions ‘brambly mice’ it genuinely makes me snort with laughter.
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