She probably considers herself an architect because she made a studio in her shed and an office space under the bungalow stairs.
Jack Monroe #459 That westboro baptist church penis wig will haunt her forever
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BIB - is it too early for a thread title? because if not, I think we’ve already got a challenger!
Does she use one of those voice modulators or a neti pot to get rid of the dulcet honk in her voice?
Her nose used to be so different. Now it's just taking over her face.
Huge grunk ahead… came to share a Grifty tip;
if you are poor and without tattoos, rob a bank. Nobody will ever know it was you, you are unrecognisable.
if you are poor and without tattoos, rob a bank. Nobody will ever know it was you, you are unrecognisable.
Ok that’s it I’ve had it. My old Harold has just admitted to purchasing a calculator Casio.
What happened to her nose? It's such a different shape
Jack describing food as "loose" is my aneurysm.
The thrifty sanded tuna can rings of doom (greased
) get a mention too.
Also, JACK???? Can you put the collection of greased tin-can rings in the microwave?
Millions? Millions of people don't have a can opener?
Omg I hadn’t seen the recipe for this!! What the duck?? Wayyyy too much liquid!! And x2 TABLESPOONS of yeast?? You need a pinch of salt and sugar in crumpets, too. Maybe lay off the salt with the yeasty bleeping marmite. You literally need TWO TEASPOONS of yeast for a 300g mix and it will make about 12 and I know this because most weekends I make perfect crumpets. the marmite and extra liquid and extra yeast cause the recipe to fail. What an absolute dick. Btw fraus crumpets always scared me a bit but once I started making them they’re super easy and have never actually failed. She’s a charlatan on every level.
What a joker!! Food expert, my arse! No wonder dear heart Andy’s recipe didn’t work
Oh she’s had quite a bit of filler around the eyes and upper cheeks/zygomatic bone area too hasn’t she? All noticeably fuller/with more volume than years ago, which wouldn’t happen naturally at all. You lose volume there as you age, not gain it. Interesting. Any aesthetics Frauen able to estimate how many ml and of what?
Maybe it’s one of the rascals that ate her paper work from the neon sign ‘gift’Looks like she’s got a pet mouse
Maybe it’s the evil version of Ratatouille and it sits on her shoulder and tells her to make DIRE food.
She smashed
Aww that was Super fan. I don't think she is such a big fan anymore. She struck me as a little vulnerable, ideal prey for Jack. Who remembers vampire boy. And Stuart? I wonder if he was the original neckbeard. Jack has a lot of contempt for her fans.
Imagine if Jack Monroe was your life coach? Also, next grifty gigs will be sobriety stuff, motivational bollocks stuff and God.
In the mists of time Jack's doppelganger Laurie Penny said she had cptsd from bad book reviews. I remember fraus wondering how long it would take "Jackie" to jump on that bandwagon...
Minor points but I’ll make them nonetheless.
‘Emphasize’ why is it the American spelling? Her 50/50 audience perhaps.
Also if you put GK through some plagiarising technology, I’m sure it would be her own books that come up at about 80%. She’s an absolute Fraud, Fraus.
She would otherwise get too many people coming up, asking for a mouldy biscuit going "thank you for all that you do"She's the Povvo's Princess
Don't, I ended up with something similar when I asked for my shoulder length layers tidying up a bit
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