Jack Monroe #459 That westboro baptist church penis wig will haunt her forever

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Guess who Portillo's agent is

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At that price, he'd better show up in some EXTRA colourful shirts and pants.

Interesting that the agency thinks a speech by Michael Portillo (who for all his faults *is* a very experienced speaker and presenter) should be priced the same as a speech by honking, sniffling and mumbling Jack. Something a little out of whack with the valuations there.
 
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The positive PR just keeps on coming. This is a reply to a squig who pointed out that Portillo is also a client of Kruger Cowne. Fair point I think.

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I got this ad while grunking and thought we'd been treated to a 2023 version of the "I just want to dance" pic for a few terrifying seconds.

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Turnitin?
For Turnitin to work, it has to have some of the source material already in its database. So it could only spot Jack's self-plagiarism if it already had her other books in its records.

It might, however, be able to ID material "borrowed" from other sources....
 
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Thirteen years ago Charlie Brooker wrote this article about Gordon Brown. It sums up how I feel about watching the implosion of Jack very well. Particularly this bit:

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It's made even worse because I started out thinking Jack was just putting a face on it to own the haterz but now I think there could be some kind of Norma Desmond set up only with Space Squig writing her fake fan mail.
 
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Id say more general used condom. One judging by her horrid attitude that has bee left festering under a bed somewhere.... we have said many times her fanatics are bullies themselves. They are unkind hateful people pretending to be do-gooders. They are the worst kind of people. It makes sense they like her.
 
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This is the type of review that ultimately damages her. As much as Frau Andy's was funny, it was hardly unbiased. If I knew nothing of Jack, I might just discard his review. This poor Irish writer (haven't the Irish suffered enough???) has nothing positive to say, so I'd never buy the book based on this write up.

And 12 points go to Ireland. Chapeau.
Actually I have to disagree about Andy, he is well respected in the food world and he regularly reviews cookbooks as part of his blog, and they are good, fair reviews. I think the fact that he has reviewed it as he has shows what utter distain she is held in by people in the know. She is a laughing stock.
 
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Didn't Jack tell her patrons to keep their eyes peeled for updates. Two years ago.

Looks like she is pulling out all the stops. First off the mark include Generous Jack offering her possessions to the needy, oh so casually dropping in all the good deeds she has done, and claiming her hoarding is because ptsd pov(serious), and Bookish naive lilJack, poking by gentle fun at herself - what a great sense of humour.

She will be selflessly promoting other people's books soon.
 
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For Turnitin to work, it has to have some of the source material already in its database. So it could only spot Jack's self-plagiarism if it already had her other books in its records.

It might, however, be able to ID material "borrowed" from other sources....
Plagiarism score: 99% recycled Pumble.
 
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Because if you're too poor to own a tin opener, you know where I'm going with this don't you?
They were painstakingly whittled from eucalyptus clippings using a Swiss army style knife! Free chopsticks
 
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You did used to be able to buy Tesco clothes online before they closed down the Tesco Direct site. So she might not have graced the aisles of the blue one.
 
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Still grunking but coming from the past to day diagnosed chronic (I assume she means complex which is what the C actually stands for you utter plantpot Jack) MY ARSE. It is incredibly incredibly difficult to find medical professionals in the UK who have the specialism and awareness to diagnose. Most are mistakenly diagnosed with BPD or other related personality disorders. It'd usually specialist psychiatrists that have to be consulted privately who diagnose, and more often it's after long and hard and expensive work finding a good, knowledgeable and experienced therapist where you'll become aware that it's CPTSD - and said therapists can't diagnose.

As someone with actual CPTSD who lives with the utter life altering and life destroying symptoms and repercussions of that, she can get in the bleeping bin trying to add another identity to her collection.
Also part of the ADHD diagnosis is ruling out other things, and CPTSD is one of those things, hence why they ask a lot about trauma and early childhood. Considering how she describes her time at school it is highly unlikely she would be diagnosed with both (or either in her case).
 
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