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Jack Monroe #459 That westboro baptist church penis wig will haunt her forever
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Why has no one asked the obvious question about the veg peelings recipes? Why peel veg in the first place? Cos the skins are dirty or contaminated obvs. So why would you want to serve up a concentrated dose to your nearest and dearest?
Unless of course you want them to be DEAD.
Unless of course you want them to be DEAD.
Patricia Niven, again. And, er, I can finally see what people mean by 'penis wig' in this photo....
The only furniture I can recall them actually buying together is the Partridge-esqe dining table due to their previous one breaking.
*(I can't recall how it broke, nor do I want to).
*That's not a human failing btw, that's self-preservation on my part.
They must be expensive, since she wears them so often - it's like the sweaty pleather leggings all over again. We originally estimated £7, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were £700.
I am absolutely not making a joke about Irish food here, nope, an ear boxing from beyond the grave is not a suitable lunch.That whole review makes no sense. The reviewer said it 'lacked a certain amount of joy'....was 'sorely lacking flavour'...'a lack of creaminess'...and complained about the nutritional content.
How can that be not 'a bad dish'?
Re content, not the dog, do we think she classes her tweets as content? Because there's duck all else right? Abandoned YT, half set up TT, weird hide the bodies Insta, dead blog...
There's no, yanno, actual content?
I reckon a not insignificant percentage of the JM aware population think she's an Ali G type character by now. That makes more sense than what we are repeatedly assured is reality tbh.
Low grade
more likeThink this will have been the google event?
It's a good day to have no eyes.My tit old lady eyes can't read it
(probably a blessing in disguise)
Summary:
Single mum who became The Voice of Britain (!!!) (exclamation marks my own)
A target for 'intense online trolling'.
She's been diagnosed with chronic ptsd - does Jack mean complex ptsd? Who knows.
She continues to have a difficult relationship with money. (Lol)
'Occasionally she treats herself to a posh packet of biscuits, but it leaves her feeling guilty.'
Living in low-grade housing is the reason for her 'bunged-up' voice. It has done 'permanent damage' to her respiratory/immune system.
Next line: 'Yet she still shouts through her foghorn'. Yup, I can hear her in Newcastle. The honking carries.
When she goes to volunteer in foodbanks, 'nobody knows who she is because she covers up her tattoos and introduces herself as Jackie'.
More stuff about online abuse blah blah blah.
Couldn't manage to transcribe anything else, sorry.
ETA: The voice of BROKEN Britain. My mistake.
Jackie Longsleeves. Feels guilty buying biscuits. There was a bit of a dig about SB’s dad in there as well - wonder what that was all about...
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VILE ABUSE including ...."kid's dad as involved as can be."
Have you considered shoplifting?
Maybe, though 200 sounds like a lot for an overnight event/workshop/dinner at Soho Farmhouse. I think this may have been something else...
HOLD ON.
Are we the people? Because I did not consent to this champion, I think a vital step was missed in the democratic process here.
Are we the people? Because I did not consent to this champion, I think a vital step was missed in the democratic process here.
It's just that I'm sure she made the same lame excuses about it as whatever she's talking about here (i.e. that she was at a POSH event but don't worry guys, she told everyone that they should pay their cleaners more).
It's just sitting there completely disconnected from everything else!What's on her shoulder? A wig rat's tail?
My youngest has a tweed blazer and a tweed coat. Originally from Zara £££ but cost me £10 each from Vinted.
Am I middle class now?
Am I middle class now?
Cow or plant based milk in the get up and go muffins has made me
What about the GOATS? They have milk
Shouldn’t her editor have changed that to plant or animal based milk?! It’s such a small thing but it’s given me the utter ick for some reason
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