The things she describes as being so extreme (apart from the truly obvious lies) just seem like regular things to most people, don't they?
The things she describes as being so extreme (apart from the truly obvious lies) just seem like regular things to most people, don't they?I'm just trying to imagine the reaction if I cast up to my parents that everything we ate was supermarket own make and ask if they feel guilty*. They are not violent people but I think the atmosphere could turn quite ugly.
*Other than the crisps and shit diluting juice I wasn't bothered.
Quick peek at Tattle more like.A phone call about thein Southend perhaps!
It's typical Jack Monroe lie/fanasy: getting the shit you want for free because you think you should.Unless you're someone who reviews books, or is maybe working in the same area as another non-fiction writer, you don't get sent random copies of books through some sort of writers' Secret Santa.
Think there’s one called Storehouse I’m sure she’s referred to it before.Are there many food banks in Southend? Say if a reporter wanted to go round them all, chat to the organisers and establish if there a regular volunteer called Jackie?
Addicted much to Twitter at 3/4am. Jeez.A phone call about thein Southend perhaps!
Heaven help any singletons in the block!Oh lord. Imagine having to share a communal area with Jack?! You’re just trying to have a coffee, a fag and a minute to yourself before work when that shark eyed toad pops up at the window, then rushes over with homemade prune and sardine cookies.
I bet she latches onto people like a leach
I hate disagreeing with a frau but it happens a lot in London near me. They’re in community spaces but also loads in front gardens and shared walls etc.Guys I know it's absolutely pointless to try to make sense of any of the nonsense Jack spouts but here I am anyway ....
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First of all, the point is to get rid of the books *before* the move, so that you're not lugging them about.
Secondly, who on earth has a free library in their GARDEN? So that you have to go onto someone's property to use it? Usually they're in parks and outside community centres and the likes, so that they're available to as many people as possible. But of course Jack has to make it HER OWN free library. And - for someone who has been stalked all her life, according to her - why would you even want to give strangers an excuse to be loitering outside your house?
She doesn't half talk shite, eh?
Having seen the 48 boxes of shite, all the crockery, spoons and other ephemera, eleventy sideboards and a 10 stone dog its no wonder she's only got room for one bed.I reckon she's being tricksy. There *will* be one bed in that flat. There will be many other rooms that could be used as bedrooms but she won't put a bed in them, therefore it is a 'one bed flat'.
Yeah someone's been shelling out for a weak attempt at some positive marketing again. It's also been listed on 'classifieds marketing'.New article in the Metro.
Basically a puff piece that has just lazily copy and pasted from her publisher’s press release and her excruciating introduction to Grifty Kitchen (although it hilariously claims to be an exclusive).
PovTweed jacket makes an appearance though, so assume Metro are now on her list of fascist newspapers.
'Frugality can be exhausting. I've tried to make it easier,' says Jack Monroe
‘First we feed the people, then we plan the revolution.'metro.co.uk
ETA: “Now with six cookbooks under her belt”. Assume they’re discounting Grifty Kitchen as it’s a death trap not a cookbook.
OK but OTOH just knowing she was downstairs or on the other side of the wall would give me the serious heebie jeebies. And she would definitely try to make you eat her anchoiadeI don't think Jack would be that bad as a neighbour - wait, hear me out!
All the tripe about having just tons and tons of friends is just fiction.
Probably wouldn't get many awful cooking smells escaping as she doesn't seem to actually cook apart from "one and done" recipes for crookbooks. And she won't get another one published.
The performative guitar doesn't get played as she's too lazy to learn it.
Dog visits on a Tuesday when SB brings her.
She's probably really quiet, is on Twitter from waking to sleeping. Can't hear someone typing through the walls.
For the LOVE OF GOD let that not be a euphemism.OK but OTOH just knowing she was downstairs or on the other side of the wall would give me the serious heebie jeebies. And she would definitely try to make you eat her anchoiade
I strongly disagree.I don't think Jack would be that bad as a neighbour - wait, hear me out!
All the tripe about having just tons and tons of friends is just fiction.
Probably wouldn't get many awful cooking smells escaping as she doesn't seem to actually cook apart from "one and done" recipes for crookbooks. And she won't get another one published.
The performative guitar doesn't get played as she's too lazy to learn it.
Dog visits on a Tuesday when SB brings her.
She's probably really quiet, is on Twitter from waking to sleeping. Can't hear someone typing through the walls.
Cockroach man from Men In Black 🪳Speaking of the tweed jacket, was just clearing out my downloads/screenshots and re-discovered these gems.
Apologies to the wonderful Frau who captured them, I can't remember who you are but genuinely thank you for all that you do.
You also might hear her honking through the wall!OK but OTOH just knowing she was downstairs or on the other side of the wall would give me the serious heebie jeebies. And she would definitely try to make you eat her anchoiade
And the snoring until lunch time!You also might hear her honking through the wall!
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