Jack Monroe #459 That westboro baptist church penis wig will haunt her forever

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No, I'm sorry. I've just looked at this muppet's page. Either he's another imaginary friend or he purchased his therapist/counsellor certificate for twenty quid from a dodgy Internet site. He's a card though, one of those hilarious mates that used the Wednesday nickname (posted the day after the selfie,) the cheeky chap. Oh, how we all laughed!
 
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Excellent spot! I need to add the higher quality photo from the article here because it's just too funny:
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I dreamed a dream of days gone by
And nights that were filled with blue flake
I dreamed that I would ne'er go dry
That salt pigs would keep on giving
Then I was awake for days on end
And lines were laid and used and wasted....
 
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I’m going to have to give up hope of a chaos tonight aren’t I? I don’t usually want one, but am going to be awake soothing a sick small kid much of tonight, so a chaos wouldn’t have gone amiss.
 
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Edinburgh resident here too... Never been to Dishoom. The massive queue puts me off! Mother India's, or Kebabish for me
 
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Ooh a box you say, how many bookshelves?

Edinburgh resident here too... Never been to Dishoom. The massive queue puts me off! Mother India's, or Kebabish for me
I've LEFT now but it was Kebab Majal for me
 
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Bright pink 2nd bedroom
Glad you were able to confirm as I can close a couple of chrome pages I’ve had open for a couple of months. I’ve absolutely the flat and it’s really such a beauty. I’d be happy to move there so if that’s where she goes I’m going to be rather perturbed as to how a pov such as Cack has managed to secure such a lovely home.
 
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Ugh yes within days she will have established a lovely, supportive community in her block. People will have gently, softly left food and housewarming gifts outside her door
 
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She’ll be shoving a grubby glass of Get Up and Go Smoothie under your nose. The intro to which heavily implies it’ll make you need a poo on your commute.

So hilarious was this joke that she had to repeat it in Grifty with her Get Up and Go Muffins.
 
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Oh dear. Bags of shite. As per Iqbal.
 
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I'd love it if her new neighbours were haterzzz or Tattlers. Hopefully google will lead them here
 
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Andy is a member of a very small and exclusive club. Someone who has cooked a recipe from Grifty Kitchen.
Seriously there can only be about 5 of them.
 
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he’s fucking weird. Major red flags
 
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