My fave here is "a chat about savings and taxes".Two simple rules Iāve found very helpful re: here/Jack
1. Whenever you think āNo! She DIDNāT say/do that?!ā the answer is always, always that yes, yes she did.
And
2. Whatever the āitā is, itās always, always worse than you expect it to be.
And on that note, hereās some further info about the SHE LEFTING
OLD NEWS CHAOI COMPILATION. Not related to current chaoi so fraus may skip if so desired.
as dear tenderstem @BlendedSlop said, LJC LEFT in May 2020 not long after Jack wanted her to camp in a tent the garden.
Jack wanted her to camp in a tent in the MASSIVE garden to pretend to be at a mad wild festival listening to Elbow and smoking garlic. (Oh, and using a she-wee to pee mere feet from her house and its multiple bathrooms. I canāt find that tweet right now but it most definitely exists with ss here somewhere)
This is from May 2nd
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From the list of ālife skillsā sheād coincidentally decided earlier that day that her ten year old child urgently needed to learn, youād imagine thatās who she expected to put up her āfestivalā tent, light the BBQ, filter her water, make her āfestivalā meals with ārandom pantry ingredientsā and chop wood for a campfire. After heād pruned the foliage to her satisfaction, unblocked all the festival toilets and put up a shelf, but before she sent him off to get lost with a compass and a flask of tea.
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Then on 15th a new that month Twitter account with no followers posted this before deleting. Hi Jack!
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Then not long after Jack was traumatizing the sideboards by draping her flange out all over them in a very errrr āinterestingā photo shoot wearing old shapwear and what looked like Louisaās old sports bra AND that decency forbids me from reposting.
The whole month wasā¦a lot. Hereās a synopsis. Jack still hadnāt confirmed SHE LEFT at this point.
Oh, and before the merry merry month of May was out she was still to make chickenless chicken Lingreenie āatā a stone faced Eamonn Holmes in the shed sheād turned into aJack Monroe #19 Is it a show? Miguel's not sure. I am Jack, hear me ROAR!
She just described self love stew as a bowl of slop!š± It's your own recipe, and you describe it as slop...what the absolute duck (and I am not known for swearing)tattle.lifedeathtrapstudio. (vid in @Yelās link)
(Thanks to @Yel all other fraus past and present who originally immortalized these)Jack Monroe #19 Is it a show? Miguel's not sure. I am Jack, hear me ROAR!
Why do TV producers give her air time , itās abysmal every single time sheās on TV. It has to be the ratings now, just for the car crash tv of it.tattle.life
Left here without comment.
Anyway, I missed the whole of the last thread and up to page 11 of this one. But I did have a look earlier at the blue chirping website. It's not been the best day for the other type of blue either. And Trussell saying they won't give the free books out free unless it's changed. Where are the current free books going? Do we know? Or is someone going to remove the offending pages with a chainsaw, in lieu of scissors (why stop at the obvious and least agressive tool for the job), to ensure the book is free of hacks which could get you on the waiting list for stitches down the local A&E?
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