She must scan these 183 books like some sort of cyborg. I was proud of my reading totals this year but man alive, looks like I need to pull my finger out!
Jack Monroe #447 Can’t even tell the truth about owning her own book
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ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY THREE BOOKS?!
I was literally paid to read for 3.5 years and I don’t think I managed this in that whole time. She’s absolutely mental.
I was literally paid to read for 3.5 years and I don’t think I managed this in that whole time. She’s absolutely mental.
So in 2022 she was reading an average of a book every 3 days, while:
-Working 120 hour weeks (avg 17 hours a day, 7 days a week)
-Attending 10+ AA meetings per week (around 2 hours each?)
-Parenting
-Walking her huge dog twice a day
-At least 2-3 hours every day fighting fires on her main Twitter, not to mention all the time spent on her sock accounts
She really needs to share her hacks for manipulating the space-time continuum, never mind faffing about with egg rings.
-Working 120 hour weeks (avg 17 hours a day, 7 days a week)
-Attending 10+ AA meetings per week (around 2 hours each?)
-Parenting
-Walking her huge dog twice a day
-At least 2-3 hours every day fighting fires on her main Twitter, not to mention all the time spent on her sock accounts
She really needs to share her hacks for manipulating the space-time continuum, never mind faffing about with egg rings.
Deep cleaning the kitchen 12 times a day
None of those books have been a cookbook though.
I'm waiting for John West to get back to me with their opinion re safety of Jack's tip 
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Happy New Year ninnies, Toot Toot!
.Happy New Year ninnies, Toot Toot!
How the duck if she doesn't get off twitter/with a 100 hour working week
She didn't specifically state ~which~ books she intends to read. There's quite a large selection of "That's not my.." books.
At least now we know why she keeps driving all her fiancées/partners/duck buddies/slowly deliciously mutually falling in love besties away.
It’s so she has more time for her reading.
This is more evidence for the existence of multiple Jacks. What a thought.
Didn't I say Jack would have claimed to given it away. Yes, I did say. Eaten by mice is making me laugh. Jack outclassed again.
Nice touch about the agent though.
I actually read a book a day so I’m twice as smart as Jack. I mean, those books are usually along the lines of the Gruffalo or the Very Hungry Caterpillar but all literary works are interchangeable.
Jack’s reading list for Spring 2023
Yes, I hadn't heard of him before but his blog is really good and I hope wherever he is, he's doing well. How on earth did someone with a real love and knowledge of food, a real insight into poverty get overlooked in favour of the slopgibbon?
She's failed to mention that they are Spot the Dog books she's reading.
The book thing is absolute bollocks. I have quite a bit of free time now daughter is at school, I do a very part time job and have chronic fatigue so can’t be too active. I love reading and managed 115 books last year, no way she read 160ish.
He wasn't shagging Leggy or someone with good connections at Channel 4.
Yes, mine has a handle.
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