Jack Monroe #447 Can’t even tell the truth about owning her own book
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Flat-bottomed tin, 
Can’t speak for other brands but the claim tends to be they’re all packed in the same factory right?
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What wait? She works 100 hour weeks, walks the dog, cares for the dog, looks after SB, and read 3 books a week. And still manages to grift. duck you Jack you bone idle mare.View attachment 1845579
Did she duck finish a book every 2-3 days last year
Why am I even bothering.
I have just done a FORENSIC analysis of my tuna cans - the John West one you could potentially get the bottom off too, but I think you'd struggle with the Waitrose Essentials
I’m guessing you actually work for a living then dear heart!
How many working mums can do this? I appreciate a child of 12 will have a lot more independent time but how can she not clock what a huge giveaway that is that she doesn’t work or have him?View attachment 1845579
Did she duck finish a book every 2-3 days last year
Why am I even bothering.
Talk about starting as you mean to go on - we're not even a full day into 2023 and I feel like I've already had my fill of her for the year.
Don't forget the 26k steps around the crappy bungamansion.
I think what Jack calls finishing a book is just turning the pages. There isn't a shred of evidence to suggest she's allowed any knowledge to enter her puppy brain. I used to think that puppy brain chat was her trying to sound cutesy poo but having observed her for a couple of years now I think she may actually have the brain of a very small and particularly stupid dog.View attachment 1845579
Did she duck finish a book every 2-3 days last year
Why am I even bothering.
And not a visitor of libraries
How long before she gets into an argument on twitter. I’m going to say 14.37PM
Slightly off topic but we had a wild night last night sneezing & watched a documentary on Netflix about the woman who wrote walking with wolves (about a woman who claimed as a kid during the holocaust she walked through Europe and lived with wolves for a while). Turns out it was bullshit but she had been through some trauma and almost convinced herself it was true (which I call bullshit on). Actually really reminded me of Jack-it finishes off saying she’s both a victim & a villain. Although I don’t think Jack’s been through trauma like losing her parents in camps obvs & blatantly lies without any justification as we’ve already seen this morning.
Be alive at the end of it
It's such self pitying cosplay for sympathy.....with no thought for those where this actually means something....like a 42 year old mother I know battling cancer just wanting to be alive for her kids this year...argh....she is actually starting to push my rage button now.
It's such self pitying cosplay for sympathy.....with no thought for those where this actually means something....like a 42 year old mother I know battling cancer just wanting to be alive for her kids this year...argh....she is actually starting to push my rage button now.
I used to follow his blog, back in the day. I'd moved to a new flat in Celery Town and was (a bit) skint and trying to save for a house deposit. His advice was great.
He got himself back on his feet and took the opportunities as they came to him. He secured a decent job out of it, I hope he is continuing to thrive offline.
Errr, in keeping with the subject of this thread the Ring-Tin-A-Long is unavoidably delayed and glossed over 🪓
My OH and I are going to spend the afternoon in the pub drinking and playing cards (so we have something to talk about). We have had his SB and SG 100% of the last ten days as their poor mother got that antibioticky-illness that is so on trend but she just picked them up! This’ll be our first peace & quiet this season 🥲
I wouldn’t use either of them as egg rings, mind. I’ve never felt the need to use an egg ring in my life; it’s not difficult to cook a fried egg!
I think you would have to saw that bottom off with Jack’s special axe that she uses to chop down marauding For Sale signs.
(as captured by @Marmalade Atkins)
Don't be silly. She goes to ten AA meetings aswell.
183 books is over 3 a week!
ETA doing a chaos by being a page or two behind and see this has already been discussed/claimed as reasonable by Herself
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It's a shame she's in such a grumpy mood after she had a lovely time dancing with her 4 REAL friends last night. What a rollercoaster life is.
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