Jack Monroe #446 Egg rings in America WO-AH

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Train driver gets me every time

Has she got the licence and done the training?
Maybe the “trainee Kwik Fit Fitter” license she applied for in 2012 is valid for train driving too. All licenses being interchangeable and all that.

Can you drive trains with your eyes closed at bits of track you don’t like? Asking for a friend lying grifter.
 
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Train driver gets me every time

Has she got the licence and done the training?
Its one of my favourites of her working class cosplay fantasies. A responsible job, skilled, well paid. She'd never get through the initial sift of applications, due to erratic/no work history, a well documented social media account of alcohol/medication abuse, no relevant experience at all, and no driving licence.

Jack wants it because:
a) Uniform
b) Unionised, so she can live out Billy Elliot strike fantasies
c) She believes the Daily Mail and thinks they get paid £100k a year
 
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Train driver gets me every time

Has she got the licence and done the training?
Also what if she was driving the train and this happened...



Imagine being on a train, the lights go off, you're a bit freaked out and then from the drivers cabin you hear and almighty howl 'n' claw before BANG off flies a door. Next thing she's racing about the tunnel roaring "YOU FUCKIN' WANT SOME YOU SLAAAAAG!" and bearing her Mediterranean at the train whilst the passengers sob and say prayers in the dark carriages. No, in my view she does not have the temperament for this job or most other jobs. Sorry Jack but it's a SHUT YOUR LEGS from me.
 
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Imagine having a history of this kind of shit, all documented on t'internet and still pretending to apply for jobs in the industry?
 
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Fuck me, that HAS to be the Guardian throwing shade at “psephologist” Jack and her “weird little misshapen body”, surely? They make her sound a right idiotic twat.

If not, the Guardian are dimwitted idiots too.
Note they done repeat her claim she was invited to the tank trip...
 
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I just wasted a good mouthful of very nice prosecco on this!! And yet I can't stop picturing it... and out of my nose!
https://giphy.com/hvq8ONQhQ1XLq
 
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Train driver gets me every time

Has she got the licence and done the training?
Had a quick look for the skills which are necessary to be a train driver. Jack possesses none of them.

Particular highlights are “cheerful and approachable”, “excellent time management skills” and “the ability to remain focused over long periods of time”.

 
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Would that interfere with the Patreon grift, though? We Fraus had a brief discussion about giving money to the homeless when they might spend it on drugs and opinion was mixed, and I myself might give money to someone homeless in that instance but no
fucking
way would I give money to a well-off media darling to buy drugs. Especially if I was a left-leaning middle-class professional who needs that money to buy my *own* nose-candy.
 
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See also - many many units of alcohol a week while raising a child and moving house every Tuesday.
She's always denied drinking around the child and during The Poverty, which I very much doubt is true but really that's the one lie I'll allow her, because she would get raked over the coals on Twitter and in the press if it got out. There's not that much sympathy for alcoholics generally and even less if they're potentially putting a child in danger or drinking while not earning a steady wage. I'd keep that one quiet too if I was in her (expensive, designer) shoes.
 
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I sincerely hope this James fella at least looks at the Limited Company in detail, especially the furlough aspect and the supposed team of people she employed. Verrrry fishy goings on there.
 
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