Jack Monroe #445 A criminal, liar, fraud, grifter and all round heartless asshole

[That Forensic Man]

Can everyone stop saying wet nuts

 

[Captainmouse]

Not sure if this has been mentioned but RIP viv 🥲

 

[Captainmouse]

BIB is a very interesting point. Plenty of people out in the real world are questioning TT and their operations/finances. I wonder if they'll throw Jack under the bus to protect themselves......

Best place for her

 

[Mrsoverall]

Anita Harris dear heart

Now I'm having flashbacks of Anita surrounded by Afghan Hounds and Rolf Harris

 

[DragonBoy]

It looks like Anita Harris, but it might not be...

This chaos is the grift that keeps on giving. TD just called out the knife/can opener nonsense.

ETA: @That Forensic Man beat me to it!

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Anita Harris dear heart

Oh God THANK YOU !!!

 

[Walkdengirl]

They seem to have a solid MC following and are big on Mumsnet

Ahh, I no longer visit Mumsnet. I do like molke although I'm not a rabid fan like some on the book of face. They do have excellent customer service.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Apologies if anyone else has picked this up, but like Jack at an AA meeting, I just had to share...

She's dropped the days and months sober indicator and is just showing 'sober'

Is she breadcrumbing a 'relapse'?

She dropped that a while ago, probablyt because she read here and we kept saying that it needed to be updated, and also that nobody needs to see a daily sobriety counter on social media, it's a bit weird.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Interesting convo going on in the replies to Pickachoo dude. Guy seems legit. There’s some more but it’s not hot tea and none of these people seem able to thread their tweets properly I’m looking at you in particular red fist account.

Anyway just thought it was interesting to see Jack’s M.O. in action once more. Create hysteria and exploit exploit exploit the tribalism.
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Didn’t some marvellous ninny create a little film of all of the tweets following Jack’s ask? I think that would be an amazing thing for him to see. I had a look in the wiki but couldn’t find it in the Lee Anderson but.

 

[overdueanadventure]

After drinking the €2 a litre Black Tower obviously......

Maybe I was trying to roll out a kebab, who fucking knows

 

[SharkAttack]

My favourite -

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OMG forgot about him! He is just GRIM with his new younger wife and total complacency! Urgh he makes my stomach CHURN

 

[Nurseali]

I'm watching Bridesmaids. Thought it wasn't my kinda thing but it's so funny. And right now, the Jacki gif is on:

My favourite film ever

 

[Captainmouse]

Water expands by about 10% as it freezes, so she's left a little margin for error - but not much! She should have told people to three-quarters fill it BUT NOT MORE (or just half-fill it, if she didn't want to include a warning).

if you half fill and freeze, will it be unevenly weighted?

 

[FrumpyCat]

Since Jack is reading here, maybe she could let us know how/where Cooper is.

Jack, he is a lovely cat, and you are lucky to have him.

Eta Just read the update.

 

[stunrw]

The whole.... Perky thing:. I'm not one to comment on someone's appearance, especially not their boobs. It feels kinda ... A step back.

So how can this so called activist come dashing to Twitter to tell half a million people that her friends are shouting out about her average chest?

Look at me!!! Don't look at me!!! ©The Fast Show

Didn't she errrr "pop them out" for a photo shoot or am I thinking of the wrong person

 

[Country Bumpkin]

Her legs look filthy. I know somebody previously mentioned hirsute but I just see engrained dirt. Not birthmarks. Def not birthmarks. That is grime. (def Elon joke here, but tis late/early).

I said the same about that picture of her perched on the edge of the bed ( that's not my fanny shot). Her legs, especially around the ankles looked like they needed a good scrub.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

That link appears to be (consensual, surprising) boobs dear heart

lol!!! Omg thank you TFM! I honestly have no idea how that happened, but the real link should be there now!


ETA. seriously that’s weird, I’ve never seen that thread before. If I was going to link another thread for lols I‘d just say. Maybe it’s my tipsy copy and paste of the link and it went wrong?

 

[AnnRKey]

Which bit is the lie though? It must be the number of GCSEs surely

Her entire existence!

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

Kudos to @Shimmering for the inspiration

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Literally laughed up a lung dear heart.

 

[HotesTilaire]

We have the Guardian.pdf 2 to come.

She said the 2nd. Seems odd. I would have thought Saturday or the Observer on Sunday but

Is Monday still Media day in the Graun?