Jack Monroe #445 A criminal, liar, fraud, grifter and all round heartless asshole

[FrumpyCat]

Is it Anita Harris?

Eta that's two of us who think it is Anita.

 

[houseofhoop]

Basically, the previews show it to be unbelievably shit and surprisingly dangerous, even by Jack's standards.

Ah thank you

 

[stunrw]

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That's my beer all over the wife

 

[Walkdengirl]

They’re also very very middle class. Sort of up there with Molke or Lucy & Yak but without the kewl rainbow washing social media campaigns. *Ducks to avoid getting a smack from Molke fans*

Is molke middle class? I wear them as I find them far more comfy than normal bras.i don't pay much attention to their socials etc

 

[itsnotmereally]

Sorry from the past: how much is Jack’s collection worth now

 

[AnnRKey]

My mum and dad love Joe Browns. They're in their 50s though and I think its very much targeted to their demographic.

I’m 50. The only thing I like from Joe Browns is their aviator jackets. I don’t really like their desire to stick floral shite on everything but I get that other folk do.

 

[Lazarus]

Wtf is “addiction to meat” anyway

It is called Miller and Carter FIVE GUYS syndrome.
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FTFY dear tenderstem

 

[HotesTilaire]

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Was he the one in the papers for doing coke, years ago?

 

[BenignNarcissist]

Apologies if anyone else has picked this up, but like Jack at an AA meeting, I just had to share...

She's dropped the days and months sober indicator and is just showing 'sober'

Is she breadcrumbing a 'relapse'?

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Which bit is the lie though? It must be the number of GCSEs surely

The only caveat is we don’t know whether the requirements are the same now as when she’s talking about. They could have tightened or relaxed and unless a knowledgeable Frau was doing something similar to her at the same time, it’s hard to say.

 

[stunrw]

would like us to all simultaneously LEAVE her alone and LOOK at her tits.

At least its not her unruly labia

 

[Captainmouse]

Here’s the post tenderstem, hopefully the instagram link works!

Jack Monroe #182 Extraneous brine

Did she not do a video of her doing her hair around about this time last year, like she was getting ready to go out or something?? My recall of the complete details of something is shocking!

tattle.life

Thank(space)you I have no idea how I have missed this

 

[SharkAttack]

I missed Jack mentioning a Guardian article but wouldn't be surprised if there was one. She is a controversial character at the moment, so it would actually be interesting reading.

(Sorry dear hearts if I got this wrong - am always madly grunking and not entirely on top of things)

 

[Snotbuster]

Doesn't everyone react to harsh, unexpected noises? You ain't special, bub.

She's breadcrumbing PTSD, I suspect.

 

[Sketchy]

As well as the obvious RIP to VIV, I'd also like to say RIP to Viv (RIP). RIP.

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Must admit, that was the first thing I thought about when I read about VW this morning - it's what she would've wanted.

 

[Limetree]

Tender ones, I fear I am beyond the help of even four therapists on speed dial. Tonight, I made the banana peel pancakes & there is insufficient mind bleach to unsee the things I witnessed tonight in my own little sanctuary I have previously called home. Even the squabbling cats are too traumatised to keep up their feline warfare.

Spoiler alert; I made this exactly as per the recipe until the very end when I got a bit agitated by what was going on in my own kitchen… Also, I have no idea how to do the spoiler alert stuff so apologies for dragging unsuspecting victims to join my complete mental breakdown & very recent serious concussion (as in last hour from banging head against a convenient wall as the gloop gradually turned beige & even more unappetising)

1) Recipe

2) Finely sliced bananas (with skin as she only retrospectively informs the reader to finely chop the skin separately

3) Pop banana slices in a bowl with the milk & oil

4) Beat well with the tines (prongs) of a fork. Not entirely sure how you would beat it with anything else, like the handle, but I’m just a simpleton in the kitchen c/w our Jackie

5) Oh, I was meant to realise I should have peeled the bananas first Oh well, lucky I’ve got one of them bullet gadgets that you so helpfully suggest after I’ve mashed banana peel until my crumbly wrists disintegrated. I digress

6) Add flour & beat well to combine to a thick smooth batten (stet)


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And then what happened???????? Pray continue!

 

[BurgerLaBill]

Squatty potty - constipated with her own bullshit.

This is only anecdotal but I've encountered about 6 or 7, lower middle class folks who are absolutely obsessed about being 'regular'. If I said to you Daily Mail reading, Conservative, church going types....

 

[noweverythingsucks]

And tbh she’s not really dressed up as Tommy Shelby anyway, not in any form that resembles him. She could just have easily made some shit pun about Andy Capp (Handy Baps? )

Jack Monroe and the Deathly Hacks.

Thread title?

 

[alphaspagbol]

If somebody has spent their Christmas spoofing multiple pages of a book and photoshopping previously unseen photos of Jack, then uploading them to Google and Apple book archives, I will go and buy a spenny bottle of champers and try to catch the owl who shows up outside mine every night. And share a glass with the spoofer.

I get what you are saying but the likelihood is that the statement coming from the publisher will be about this book's withdrawal from sale. For legal reasons e.g. their Public Liability insurance policy won't begin to cover the possible law suits should they permit it to reach the public.

Well that would probably be a good outcome for everyone

 

[Elastoblast]

Peaky blinders don't get the sweet, sweet likes

Dammit that was supposed to be peaky binders. Auto