Jack Monroe #445 A criminal, liar, fraud, grifter and all round heartless asshole

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The whole.... Perky thing:. I'm not one to comment on someone's appearance, especially not their boobs. It feels kinda ... A step back.

So how can this so called activist come dashing to Twitter to tell half a million people that her friends are shouting out about her average chest?

Look at me!!! Don't look at me!!! ©The Fast Show
 
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Saturday Thursday night party starts here!

ETA @Lucky Escape brings the receipts! (You’ve been Tinder-ing her again haven’t you )

Also genuinely had to check what bleedin’ day it is!
She knows why Lee Anderson is obsessed with her. She is suing him. Isn't she?
If not where is the money raised for it?
 
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She's awake again after her late night...

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I'm not sure why she's describing him as magnanimous. He's no reason at all to hold a grudge against her, all she's done is threaten to sue him, crap out of it and given him an easy target. If I were a Tory or Lee himself I'd be delighted with the way Jack conducts herself.
 
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Kind of regret asking now. Two thoughts. Who told her she could sing? What made her think that was a flattering camera angle and lighting?
Her parents did. They created this monster by spoiling her. She's never grown out of a Veruca Salt persona.

*am whispering this....I quite like a couple of things from the Joe Brown's catalogue
 
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Didn't she errrr "pop them out" for a photo shoot or am I thinking of the wrong person
 
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It's a crime against nuts. All this for a bowl of bloody muesli!
 
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She's got some balls drawing attention back to the Lee Anderson thing - how is suing him coming along, Jack? ETA: Surely it will make even her comments club ask the question?
 
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Bit late to the party but why are frau and herren questioning whether the grifty book is real. What have I missed?
Basically, the previews show it to be unbelievably shit and surprisingly dangerous, even by Jack's standards.
 
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Is there a single brand on this earth less edgy than Joe Browns? Fine if you want to dress like an art teacher who spends their weekends teaching classes on the female orgasm I suppose.
I have owned a couple of joe brown dresses in the Past but your post has made me laugh so much you have distracted me from the deathly hacks!
 
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She's got some balls drawing attention back to the Lee Anderson thing - how is suing him coming along, Jack? ETA: Surely it will make even her comments club ask the question?
I'd like to think so but Comments Club make Jack look like an intellectual giant. Half of them seem to think that because she won the case against Hopkins that means she will win any case she brings against EVIL RIGHT WINGERS. It's the same mentality as the halfwits who are throwing money at that sue Jeremy Clarkson fundraiser despite lawyers across the political spectrum patiently explaining that there isn't really a case.
 
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Basically, the previews show it to be unbelievably shit and surprisingly dangerous, even by Jack's standards.
Like a Jack version of "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close".

Could be the title of her memoir.

"Unbelievably Shit and Surprisingly Dangerous"

I can actually picture this as a pull quote.
 
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