Well, I hate to break it to you, tender one, but she ~is~ “a keen amateur actress”
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(Screenie immortalized by our dearest @Marmalade Atkins)
Suspiciously smooth, slightly glowing skin?An account on Twitter mentioned Jack having her teeth bleached which led me to this image I’ve never seen before (forgive a relatively new Frau) which I thought worth sharing. The teeth! Must be Facetune 1.0.View attachment 1819840
"Oh yes he did!"Worst dress up by far was the panto Belle. Cos the son wanted her to be a princess. Oh no he didn't. You shameless relentless narc
She actually might have quite a lot in common with Mrs Beeton, who was not a Victorian Austerity Saint, but an average woman desperate for money by any means possible, who flung together a book on a tight deadline to get some cash...sounds familiar, eh?Grifty Kitchen “like a modern day Mrs Beeton” and her memoir “about the impact on women (ie ME ME ME ME) of austerity”.
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Oh babe same!!A frozen pipe burst and all the ceilings came down. I was away at the time. . I bet my bungalow is shitter than Jack's now!
Uncanny Valley Jack strikes again. So weird and cartoonish, does she genuinely think people will believe that's what she actually looks like??An account on Twitter mentioned Jack having her teeth bleached which led me to this image I’ve never seen before (forgive a relatively new Frau) which I thought worth sharing. The teeth! Must be Facetune 1.0.View attachment 1819840
And yet people constantly recognise her and "wave her through" in high-security situations. With the latest fillers plus the face tune, I'd wager Big Dave couldn't pick her out of a line up of insta Huns.Uncanny Valley Jack strikes again. So weird and cartoonish, does she genuinely think people will believe that's what she actually looks like??
CHRIST. She looks like a character from a late 80s goth music video who drowns in a pond at the end.
SHAN’TShe could do anything she wanted if she applied herself.
*Rubs hands gleefully!*
The top photo she reminds me of one of those women who fall in love with prisoners on death row and wear fleeces with wolves howling at the moon... very specific vibe now I've typed that lol...She really looks like something off the cover of a bad romance novel in those pics
I thought the lease was up this month. Where did February come from? Has Evil Landlady lied to Jack?*Rubs hands gleefully!*
I cannot not see this when I look at a pic of our Jackie with long hair
*Rubs hands gleefully!*
Also, looking at similar sized properties in Southend available to rent atm, £1650 is still at the cheaper end of the scale. I’m not saying it’s cheap, but I only paid £250 less than that for a small 3 bed terrace in SE London not that long ago. I have no idea if the landlord had a mortgage or if it was inherited though, because that’s a weird level of detail to know about your landlord if you don’t have a personal relationship with them.The fact she’s in that huge house for less than £1.65k is wild. 10 years ago me + a friend were paying £1.6k for a tiny two bed flat in a converted Victorian terrace. Yet again she has absolutely no idea she’s born?! And what does she expect when she’s got a mortgage on the £550k - 800k property she was going for before??
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