It’s called a winge. It’s a wig fringe, Lily Allen used to have one and so does Jameela JamilI'm not a hairdresserbut how did that fringe grow so much in 10 days?
Ol’ Jackie certainly loves a WhingeIt’s called a winge. It’s a wig fringe, Lily Allen used to have one and so does Jameela Jamil
Oooh ooh ooh yeah-ehim now singing "a horse called yaris" to the tune of "a town called malice" in my head
Thread title please. Please?Yes I have no idea about Mary's labia
Did they spend 3 days cutting their winges with nail scissors?It’s called a winge. It’s a wig fringe, Lily Allen used to have one and so does Jameela Jamil
Do you reckon that will be one of the thrifty tips Jack shares soon- save money on expensiveIt’s called a winge. It’s a wig fringe, Lily Allen used to have one and so does Jameela Jamil
And, I hate to say it severely anorexic. She was a healthy weight.Just catching up:
Those pics of Jack aged 18 with roller-set blonde ringlets and a dress rather put paid to her stories of being violently averse to anything feminine from a young age.
A thread title featuring Mary's labia would be very festive.Thread title please. Please?
No, she’s been that boring and deluded about looking like a Peeky Mink, sorry, Blinder, on two separate occasionsRe the costume and supposed party….she didn’t just lift photos from last time and claimed they were now did she? Is the costume exactly the same or…Oh no wait, she didn’t have the horrible hat then did she!!
Completely normal weight and body shape for her age.And, I hate to say it severely anorexic. She was a healthy weight.
I often like to think of Big Dave astride an artillery gun. Much like Cher in the 'If Could Turn Back Time' video. No fishnet bodystocking though, Mr H.Between that, his humiliating trousers and his alleged likeness to George Michael, Jack has made him one of the funniest side characters on these threads. I bet he’d hate that.
There needs to be a threequel. Hunger Hurts 3: Return of the Hunger in which Jack claims to be drinking rainwater collected from leaves and eating mud while living under a tarp. Fuck it I’ll kick in a fiver for the laughs.View attachment 1819231
The Hunger Hurts 2 chat continues. Jack, if you don't provide new chaos, everyone just starts looking back on the old ones.
ETA: Fuck it, Jack I'll send you a fiver to make an arse of yourself if you're up for it.
I thought she had arthritis, but apparently it’s polio related87 year old Mary Berry's on now cooking a Christmas dinner. Don't think I've ever heard her complaining about joint problems or talking about her sex life.
We could have it illustrated with a shot of the People's Urchin sitting on the stairwell of the tiny flat looking sad and vulnerable.There needs to be a threequel. Hunger Hurts 3: Return of the Hunger in which Jack claims to be drinking rainwater collected from leaves and eating mud while living under a tarp. Fuck it I’ll kick in a fiver for the laughs.
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