Jack Monroe #437 C U Next Wednesday

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That PR week blurb is as infuriating as it is misleading. Fuck sake.
Tempted to write to them to complain
 
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Chapeau. This is a fantastic summation of what’s likely going on with Jack. Explains so much. Thankspaceyou for the insight.
 
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Any Liverpool players playing?
I haven't got a clue but I presume Jack doesn't either.
That loving them was a strange interlude, even for her.
Don't know about LFC players but I think Sir Marcus of the Kickyball is playing.
 
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That PR week blurb is as infuriating as it is misleading. Fuck sake.
Tempted to write to them to complain
The only saving grace is they didn't mention by name the Veiny Bollock Index.
Other than that so many inaccuracies and taking her nonsense at face value.
 
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Don't know about LFC players but I think Sir Marcus of the Kickyball is playing.
Ah yes Sir Marcus of the kickyball, a notorious associate of Fingers Kerridge. Don't leave your treasured slop recipes lying around with that pair on the loose!
 
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The amount of food she/Mrs J consume(d) in bed is absolutely disgusting. Where's your civility?!
Yeah, I don't understand this.

Sure, I can see how eating in bed might appeal if you live with other people, when your bedroom is the only part of the house that's yours. And even if there's somewhere there to sit, it's likely to be a chair at a desk or an armchair at best - so if you want to eat in private whilst slouching, then it's going to have to be the bed.

But Jack's got a 140 m² multi-storey bungalow. Even with a partner and SB in residence, there's enough room to have a bedroom each - together with multiple reception rooms, several hallways and landings that are big enough to sit in, a dining room with a 10-seater table, at least 3 sofas, seating space in her kitchen, whatever she has in the shed and other outbuildings, the egg chair in the garden, and on, and on, and on...

Plenty of places to sit and eat - or slouch and eat, or lie and eat - alone, or with others. Why mess up the bed?
 
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I'm probably having a false memory about the abduction, but when Jack talked about it wasn't there some significance about the coat she (Jack) was wearing? It was red I think? But I can't recall why it was relevant.
 
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A squig has made a Jack slop! You don't see many slopalongs in the wild. I shudder to think what horrifying illness that is the perfect medicine for.

 
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