Jack Monroe #437 C U Next Wednesday

[terfette]

Jack is growing a pineapple.

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This is some sort cosmic of sign that my hatred of her is justified and it was meant to be.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

It’s in the next tweet, tender one. It’s not her fault she doesn’t understand Twitter

Oh!!! I see. I couldn't be arsed to go past the first bit

 

[DinosaurSenior]

THIS is a Popover. .

 

[That Forensic Man]

Is there any way of seeing her likes without being logged in? Clicking the likes tab doesn't work for me, but I'm not sure if I need to spend some time dicking around with my browser setting, or if that's just the way it is for logged-out users.

You have to be logged in but can see them here tender one x

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[HotesTilaire]

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It’s Christmas come early with Santa Isa delivering such gifts!the celery!

 

[Walkdengirl]

I think slopbot gave me a book on canals or something similar, because I'm a bit of a ninny I forgot to screenshot it, now I'm sad

 

[House of Carbonara]

Oooh, a Fabergé Egg! Thank you, Slopbot.

 

[Captainmouse]

Mine still has the stone shelf thing Genuinely no idea what the working class equivalent to pantry is supposed to be lol

We had a larder, no heating other than the coal fire

 

[HotesTilaire]

It’s still there, I think it’s called ‘Jack Monroe off Twitter’

Yup - Jack Monroe off twitter, the thread has been running for ages so it’s about page 38/9

 

[Whaa?]

I am wondering who these people are who she thought were 'some kind of friends'. Former Patreon supporters? I see her comments at 45, a couple had been deleted recently taking her down to 41.

 

[RinsingHoops]

I don't even understand why someone would get an advent calendar for their 34 year old daughter??

Ahem, my kids do and they’re in their 20’s.

edit. That sounded quite snippy, sorry dear heart, wasn’t meant to

 

[SendReceive]

It’s still there, I think it’s called ‘Jack Monroe off Twitter’

I still can’t find it. Doing a chaos in search. If anyone more ~forensic~ than I can softly gently painstakingly give a pointer to where it is that would be much appreciated.

Ah, found it - thank(space)you everyone.

 

[Mendacious Trumpet]

I think it's 'cause it's one of those tropes that people just shut down by saying she got the tattoos when things were less bad. However I think with some scrutiny of the timeline I'm sure there will be ones that appeared when she was supposedly on the "bones of her arse."
A bit like discussion of her gender/trans phase - there is probably something in there to be criticised, but it requires nuance and is easily brushed aside as transphobia etc.

When was it she was on the bones of her arse again? 2017?
She definitely got a few between her first book signing and then...

Jack Monroe #413 The flying monkeys are more like limping chimpanzees these days

Oh no. And the person who drew it paints with her mouth. I feel rotten now. Sorry. I've not caught up yet, but don't feel bad. 🔺and you can only take my word for this because I have no proof but I actually know this person quite well, at the height of the mouth painting phase as well, and...

tattle.life

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Oh I do hope she breaks cover tonight for the kickyball!

I would love some Jackommentary

 

[here we go again]

Seeing ur work and ur VS Code on these threads will never not make me smile TS 99% of my workday tattle time is enabled by waiting for git actions to pass and sometimes I do pointless commits just to buy chaos enjoying time. It’s truly the frau’s best friend lol. I still laugh at the frau who creates a slideshow of two pics to flick between for working day chaoses - was that u @hydeist ?

On topic - imagine if we get a post work Christmas party burger boy??

Can I just say how excited I am to see other web adjacent pals on this thread?

 

[ContentCrunch]

I just want to promise I don’t interact with the slop goblin I was congratulating my 5 year old on her important writing on the school Twitter which it’s literally the only reason I have Twitter your honour.

 

[SnowyCal]

I think the maths is different. For example Del Monte paid her ???. If it was £10,000 she is saying she made Del Monte give that much to charity. There was a donation to charity with the Del Monte campaign, I think to a breakfast club, Magic Breakfast. There were also donations of Del Monte products. If Jack did not want to broadcast these donations (doing charitable work quietly, etc.) I think the organisations themselves would have been right in there doing the publicity themselves as it would reflect well on them. Superdrug, for instance, Netflix etc.

eta - Del Monte gave £10,000 to Magic Breakfast.

i get what you are saying, the point I’m very badly putting across is she’s saying (boasting) that scheme is part of a payment reward she has when she does work like that, whatever her payment is or more has to go towards poverty but then fucks it when she says 1/4 mil people have been helped with the £49 scheme that was part of her payment, probably me reading it wrong but that’s how I read what she is trying to imply.

 

[Madonna_Claws]

Sorry dickhead pal, I don't live my life on twitter. Good luck finding me by my eye P too, cos Darwin's not a pleasant town to be trying to go door knocking to find me either.

Darwin eh? Good luck there Jack... If Tojo never made it to Darwin, the Sarfend Slopgoblin hasn't a hope in hell.

As well as bring a liar, grifter, shit at cooking, and an all-round unpleasant piece of work, possibly Jack's main fault - at least that is harmful to her - is that she is so ~unprofessional~.

 

[Country Bumpkin]

In the thread bragging about how OH bought her the Tiffany earrings, didn't she say the other pair was chosen because laurels are traditional for Greek people? She's just being true to her heritage as a third-generation immigrant

Laurals are traditional for Roman emperors...

 

[Elsie Ben Felyn]

… and twelve of her closest friends call her Country?

*I’ll get my coat*