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Jack Monroe #437 C U Next Wednesday
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She's manifesting its existence into the minds of her following, just like she did with the Vonexistent Bainstaking Incredulator.I'm starting to think there never was a painstakingly evidenced 24 tweet thread
Give it a few weeks and squigs will be confidently referring to the amazing long thread of convincingly evidenced rebuttals Jack made and chucking cashola into her
Minimal effort, job done, money in. Bish Bash Dosh.
Absolute sociopath
NB: I have no medical qualifications to support my diagnosis
The state of her tweeting about the (big, old) bed and sleeping on a lounge, as of repeating lies makes them true. The state of her thinking that anyone would be all, "yeah, great idea!" about sleeping on a lounge in preparation for a move. The state of her followers doing just that.
Crackers, the lot of them
NB: I have no medical qualifications to support my diagnosis
The state of her tweeting about the (big, old) bed and sleeping on a lounge, as of repeating lies makes them true. The state of her thinking that anyone would be all, "yeah, great idea!" about sleeping on a lounge in preparation for a move. The state of her followers doing just that.
Crackers, the lot of them
Surely that article she was working on must be coming out soon? She put out the request ages ago.
She could mean the couple of posters we have on here who knew her from days of old?
Save money on washing by just *checks notes* not!View attachment 1790600
Luckily for you, in 2013 Jack took time out of her busy schedule of prosititution, stealing food to survive, getting and leaving a full time trainee reporter job with her local newspaper, covering the G8 summit for Oxfam, getting a book deal with a £25k advance, getting a weekly Guardian Column, a Fortnum’s award, a Sainsbury’s ad campaign and a whirlwind romance with a policewoman fiancée/ex-policewoman fiancée to complete it already, with a cutesy twee pic.
For the most part, it involves slippers, the simultaneous wearing and not washing of tights, leggings and jeans while just hanging them up “to air”, eating warm food and making a tent out of your bedclothes. You’re all most welcome for the timely reminder of BRRRRR Jack’s big windowed wooden floored tips so if so inclined, you can commence these groundbreaking/hygienic practices in your own homes this winter.
My tips for keeping warm in winter: from a veteran of freezing houses, wooden floors and big windows.
I’ve had a lot of posts and questions from people recently asking about keeping warm in the winter, and having just dug out my annual (what I call my) ‘survival kit’, I thought I&…cookingonabootstrap.com
Outside of shilling right wing pandering shite in the papers she can’t be getting any brand Q4/holiday work this year? Yikes
Like Q4/gifting is pretty much done from a work PoV. We’re all onto our decks now, final order cut off date comms and navigating courier chaoses. Superdrug can’t have any plans to wheel her out last minute ala Hannibal Lecter in an aircraft hanger
There was that comments club squig that turned on her, then she published part of their DM conversation?
Not that I want to do Jack's job for her, but here is some info about cold weather payments for people in certain areas:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63894221
And here is where you can enter your postcode to see if you are eligible:
https://coldweatherpayments.dwp.gov.uk/
See how easy that was, Jack?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63894221
And here is where you can enter your postcode to see if you are eligible:
https://coldweatherpayments.dwp.gov.uk/
See how easy that was, Jack?
It's possible, although all in our particular group were dropped when she hit the big time, she stopped socialising with us and doesn't keep in touch with any of us AFAIK. Of course I recognise that people's lives evolve and we all go our separate ways. Some people don't want to retain links with their past. Me, I've still got good friends from primary school days and I'm an old lady!
I think her definition of ‘friend’ may be somewhat looser than many other people’s. Anyone who has ever given her the time of day seems to softly, gently become part of her inner circle.
Yeah she’s got people turning on her left, right and centre and she knows she’s losing control of them.
Off-topic, but:
Several months ago (a couple of decades in Jackyears), someone shared on here a really fascinating 2-part long-form article about a Grey's Anatomy writer who had been lying about having cancer. The writer has now admitted her lies: https://theankler.com/p/the-greys-anatomy-liar-confesses
Very interesting for those of us interested in compulsive liars! Particularly for those who insist that "there's always a grain of truth"...nope, there isn't.
Several months ago (a couple of decades in Jackyears), someone shared on here a really fascinating 2-part long-form article about a Grey's Anatomy writer who had been lying about having cancer. The writer has now admitted her lies: https://theankler.com/p/the-greys-anatomy-liar-confesses
Very interesting for those of us interested in compulsive liars! Particularly for those who insist that "there's always a grain of truth"...nope, there isn't.
Yeah, I've been thinking that. It'd be just like Jack - thinking she's spiting the trolls, but in doing so is actually adding credence to the claims against her.
Anyone that sucks up to her, defends her, gives her money is her BFF but as soon as they ask any questions or disagree with her in any tiny way they're the worst, horrible troll that ever existed and she never liked them anyway, so there. Reminds me of Trump.
This has probably been mentioned but 'See You Next Wednesday' is actually a recurring film within the films of John Landis, advertised here in 'An American Werewolf in London':
I was going to share this too! Birds of a feather
God, how EXHAUSTING. She ACTUALLY just conjugates the verb in her own quirky way:
You apologise
He / She / It apologises
They apologise
Jack look, a squirrel
Del Monte's PR said they paid £10k to the Magic Breakfast charity (nominated by Jack) as part of that partnership. So it's safe to surmise from Jack's own words, that she made £10k from that one.
PR piece: https://www.retailtimes.co.uk/jack-...lth-benefits-and-versatility-of-canned-fruit/
I wondered if this would be carefully timed to coincide with the book release.
I’m not sure why this post is in italics and I’ve tried to fix it with no joy! Sorry
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