All sexualities are interchangeable."20 years of gloriously technicolour homosexuality"
...apart from that time approx 13 years ago that you had a relationship with a man, resulting in you having a child together.
ETA: and the other 'city boy' you dated in 2013 where you whined about his posh mates allegedly looking down on you (can't remember which blog this was in).
Fucking idiot.
Jack would NEVER!Did she ever apologise or admit that she got this wrong? I don’t recall that she did.
Or....she could be THRIFTY and cut the bobble off, with one of her many designer knives.I’ve slept in a bobble hat on school camping trips. Apart from the fact that you are trying to sleep in a tent in a field full of cowpats and children, lying down (particularly if you are on a roll mat in a damp sleeping bag) in a bobble hat is not comfy. The bobble tends to bash the pillow and rolls around your head so you can’t find a good place to lie. I suspect she doesn’t sleep in the bobble hat because she would have figured this out pretty quickly but that wouldn’t feed into the pov narrative.
If sleeping/existing is the most Jack can hope for when she is alone then I would advise her to get a fleecy hat without a bobble. Millets do Thinsulate ones. Not fancy. Not expensive. Nothing to look at, but does the job.
Thank you and apologies for my own mini chaos there.Sorry for causing a chaos tender one, as dear @Marmalade Atkins said, I was making a daft joke and it’s an accidentally upside down wonky AA ref key fob.
She got it after she was dumped, making a big song and dance about it because Old Harold apparently HATED her tattoos (as it seems did Louisa), so it was partially done out of SPITE to OWN them (and needless to say she had the last laugh).
View attachment 1789789Interesting that just like the people who “frequently” told her she’d “never amount to anything”, both her recent exes “frequently checked” she was “done with all that”
Also interesting that she’d been so blissfully happy with Old Harold and so very devastated that when HE LEFT he smashed her heart into minuscule pieces AND separately left her in a crater she was still banging on about at the end of July in Hungrier and Hurtier Solar Lit Soap Gunge, given that he was apparently such a big massive bigot tattoo and lesbian-clothes-hating homophobe.
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Thanks for all you don't do, babe.I have arthritis in my elbow due to a bad break and I can predict rain three days before it happens. My elbow never lies, unlike Jack and her snowy bunions.
No bunion hate, I have one but I don't post it on Social Media.
My favourite tattoo was done by an apprentice but even back then there was no way you were getting an appointment two days laterI'm sure that tattoo artists have to start somewhere, but I'd be hecking (<--JM word) nervous about letting an apprentice put permanent markings on my body.
Yes this- I think it must be so difficult for prescribers trying to balance patient care with the real risk of antibiotic resistance..I thought it was irresponsible (and terrifying) that the government were suggesting that they just hand out antibiotics to all young children on the off chance.As a doctor in paediatric A&E who has just finished a shocker of a shift please don’t accuse us of “fobbing off” people if we make an educated diagnosis of a condition that’s not scarlet fever. Of course I’m not saying doctors can’t make mistakes (esp when overstretched)—the missed diagnoses in the news can keep me awake at night. And I agree parents know their children best so absolutely should be an advocate for them if they feel they are not getting the right care. But I would hope most if not all of us docs don’t just deny antibiotics for the fun of it but because there are also serious concerns with overprescribing them. It’s a difficult balance to navigate at the moment. Anyway now that’s off my chest I do hope for speedy recoveries for SB and all the rest!
I am a new frau, drawn in to log on by the promise of my first chaos, and it has been 24 hours of disappointment.Has she posted the 24 tweet thread or whatever it was yet? I'm debating going to bed or staying up.
Best joke to appear on here yet. I think apologise is another word to add to the list of things Jack doesn’t understand…Did she ever apologise or admit that she got this wrong? I don’t recall that she did.
Welcome and apologies for the short lived chaos. Unfortunately Jack is a very patient, precise, vengeful little chimpanzee and is presently toying with us. I'm sure we are but a snowstorm away from a proper chaos.I am a new frau, drawn in to log on by the promise of my first chaos, and it has been 24 hours of disappointment.
But good evening, dear hearts, I am excited to venture into the canal.
If something were seriously wrong, you can be certain she'd be letting us know all about it.I do hope her absence isn’t some horrible attempt to make people worry about her son (or mostly her) Also I hope he’s ok. You just never know with her do you.
Do not worry, katkat. These are the cycles that we have become used to xxxI do hope her absence isn’t some horrible attempt to make people worry about her son (or mostly her) Also I hope he’s ok. You just never know with her do you.
Or her nail scissorsOr....she could be THRIFTY and cut the bobble off, with one of her many designer knives.
If something were seriously wrong, you can be certain she'd be letting us know all about it.
Her silence can be taken as confirmation that there is nothing to worry about it.
Yes, unfortunately I cut my laptop's hair and it is no longer recognisable, so it is unable to release a sloppies this yearI’m sure someone asked. Are there no Sloppies this year?
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