Jack Monroe #437 C U Next Wednesday

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Or....she could be THRIFTY and cut the bobble off, with one of her many designer knives.
 
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Has she posted the 24 tweet thread or whatever it was yet? I'm debating going to bed or staying up.
 
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Thank you and apologies for my own mini chaos there.
Although I do think it’s worth noting that she behaves in such bat shit crazy ways that my misunderstanding didn’t seem completely out of the question!
 
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I have arthritis in my elbow due to a bad break and I can predict rain three days before it happens. My elbow never lies, unlike Jack and her snowy bunions.
No bunion hate, I have one but I don't post it on Social Media.
Thanks for all you don't do, babe.
 
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I'm sure that tattoo artists have to start somewhere, but I'd be hecking (<--JM word) nervous about letting an apprentice put permanent markings on my body.
My favourite tattoo was done by an apprentice but even back then there was no way you were getting an appointment two days later
 
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Yes this- I think it must be so difficult for prescribers trying to balance patient care with the real risk of antibiotic resistance..I thought it was irresponsible (and terrifying) that the government were suggesting that they just hand out antibiotics to all young children on the off chance.
 
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Frauen , please help me out. Last night Jack Monroe began a 24 tweet thread, but, as is fully understandable, she couldn't post all the tweets because her phone died and her son was ill, and Lord knows how complicated it is to send a tweet these days. Anyway, one tweet in the thread was successfully posted and she said she would post the rest this morning. It's really strange though, and I'm sure completely out of character, but I can't find the remaining 23 tweets on twitter. It's really odd because the thread was supposed to debunk all the accusations against Jack that have been circulating. Including, most notably, fraud. I'm disappointed, as I was looking forward to seeing Jack disprove these claims.

Go well x
 
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Has she posted the 24 tweet thread or whatever it was yet? I'm debating going to bed or staying up.
I am a new frau, drawn in to log on by the promise of my first chaos, and it has been 24 hours of disappointment.
But good evening, dear hearts, I am excited to venture into the canal.
 
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I do hope her absence isn’t some horrible attempt to make people worry about her son (or mostly her ) Also I hope he’s ok. You just never know with her do you.
 
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I am a new frau, drawn in to log on by the promise of my first chaos, and it has been 24 hours of disappointment.
But good evening, dear hearts, I am excited to venture into the canal.
Welcome and apologies for the short lived chaos. Unfortunately Jack is a very patient, precise, vengeful little chimpanzee and is presently toying with us. I'm sure we are but a snowstorm away from a proper chaos.
 
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I do hope her absence isn’t some horrible attempt to make people worry about her son (or mostly her ) Also I hope he’s ok. You just never know with her do you.
If something were seriously wrong, you can be certain she'd be letting us know all about it.
Her silence can be taken as confirmation that there is nothing to worry about.
 
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I do hope her absence isn’t some horrible attempt to make people worry about her son (or mostly her ) Also I hope he’s ok. You just never know with her do you.
Do not worry, katkat. These are the cycles that we have become used to xxx
 
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If something were seriously wrong, you can be certain she'd be letting us know all about it.
Her silence can be taken as confirmation that there is nothing to worry about it.

Probably sometime around April, she'll announce that she couldn't call an ambulance because her phone was jammed up with thousands of abusive tweets telling her horrible things. Forgetting that she could have just picked up one of her other phones if that were the case. And that it wasn't true in the first place.

The alternative would be that she was live tweeting her kid with Scarlet Fever and planning to eat his chocolate whilst he was too ill to stop her.
 
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So we're still waiting for the remaining 23 reasons why Jack is completely honest guvnor.
I can just imagine her sitting down with her list of stinging zingers to put us twitter right and painstakingly going through them.
'right yes I'll definitely tweet that about me owning a toaster...ah no that one is actually true. Well this one saying my black eye was faked. Mm. OK. I know, the one about me saying I'd got a new kitten but was only looking after it...... ah fuck it'.
 
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I’m sure someone asked. Are there no Sloppies this year?
Yes, unfortunately I cut my laptop's hair and it is no longer recognisable, so it is unable to release a sloppies this year

(I'm sitting exams for a work qualification, it's all very exciting )

I wish I had the time, as I love making them, but it's not to be, so if anyone else wants to host the Sloppies this year they're more than welcome to!

I'm trying to be on here less, but totally hooked by Grift and Griftability. Full of anticipation for next episode and the Xmas eve conclusion
 
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