Mortified is something she's never felt, ever. She should say "working on working on the #VimesBootsIndex but you know, GIVE ME YOUR FOOKIN MONEY"How is she not bleeping mortified that it still says “working on the #VimesBootsIndex”she has done NOTHING.
Jack Monroe #434 The price of jam: Will it be £40 by the end of the year?
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Tweeting from two hours ago as trying to work as well, but I notice she's gone from following 13.5k ppl this time yesterday to 13.6k today. Busy bee behind the scenes!
She’s got nothing else to do
Surely this is the next thread title? Yes yes I know it’s too early, I thought we were on page 40! As you were.
Well this news of an interloper has given us something to mither about, if nothing else.
Also lolling at the idea of any of us being powerful. Long suffering, yes. Powerful, no
Also lolling at the idea of any of us being powerful. Long suffering, yes. Powerful, no
Good news, Jack must be due her day off right about now. So she can take a break from doing all that… work she’s been doing. Phew, she must be exhausted.
My toenails are immaculate Thankyou xCan @Greetbo confirm or deny that THEY are actually Jack? Post your feet again so we can check the nails.
Sorry for misspelling your name, tender one xoxoxo
Just had a twitter survey on Asda. Our little Jackie working behind the scenes as a corporate shill is she?
Why is her doctors surgery located in 1952? They're always asking when is she taking time off and suggesting she shouldn't work so hard instead of treating her disorders real and imagined.
In my head I was initially pronouncing this like is-lo-pel-ès
And now I’ve realised how wrong I am and nearly coughed up a lung on to the street.
I'm not Jack. I can benchpress the queen consort
Have we seen this? The Del Monte gig has gone to someone else now:
www.grocerygazette.co.uk
Del Monte partners with Lisa Faulkner to promote canned fruit benefits
Del Monte has launched a partnership with cookery author and TV personality, Lisa Faulkner to promote the benefits of eating canned fruit.
www.grocerygazette.co.uk
Can you imagine Jack learning to code purely to make a bot to more effectively lampoon herself? Haha, me neither.
<sweats profusely>
<sweats profusely>
Aww just think, Jack, if you’d actually done some work and produced some decent recipes for Del Monte they might have worked with you again, but instead you’ve been sacked off for Torode’s missus. Too bad.Have we seen this? The Del Monte gig has gone to someone else now:
Del Monte partners with Lisa Faulkner to promote canned fruit benefits
Del Monte has launched a partnership with cookery author and TV personality, Lisa Faulkner to promote the benefits of eating canned fruit.
I bet Lisa hasn't got a tampon pineapple.
I wonder if they'll change the password.Have we seen this? The Del Monte gig has gone to someone else now:
Del Monte partners with Lisa Faulkner to promote canned fruit benefits
Del Monte has launched a partnership with cookery author and TV personality, Lisa Faulkner to promote the benefits of eating canned fruit.
Pyramid of Power?
Nah, I see us all a bit more like this (but with better outfits AND HATS).
I always used to think his name was "Jonty Rhodes".
I still have no clue as to why she blocked me. My best guess is I once liked a tweet of TD.
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