Jack Monroe #433 Let them eat copies of Thrifty Kitchen

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O! @MancBee if this is true I will be your forever friend. I sometimes feel so alone in this hellscape of catloverrrs . I hope this isn't just a cruel in joke and really MB is the greatest catfan of them all
I‘m not our favourite winged Mancunian, but yes, it’s hilariously true.



 
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Can cash this one in right now
And some are just ridiculous "put TV remote where it lives" who gives a shit
One even has "put 1 TABLET in washing machine PTO" like are you for real
What a dickhead
Wipe toilet top and bottom it's you that wees on it

A metaphor for those cunts who rub their pets face in the whoopsies
Thankyou tender one, I'd pencilled these in as 10x but now revised
£203 7x drawer full of Prowler 'old harolds'
Not sure why you'd mention Prowler in national press considering they sell *checks notes* fetish animal bestiality dildos
 
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63 things for a little one to take care of, with Jackie deciding which ones are part of normal household maintenance and which ones have financial rewards attached. I'm beyond appalled.
I suppose in her twisted mind she thinks this is part of teaching SB responsibility and decision-making and earning his own pocket money, but this is child abuse. Not only is she stupid to do this, but she's doubly stupid to post it on the internet like it's a good thing.
If her household needs that much maintenance, then she should get some hired help. She could spend her Patreon money on that. But maybe there are things in her house that she doesn't want outsiders to see
 
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I was trying to find out if Jack has ever explained what her tattoos mean or why she chose those designs, and stumbled across this. I am DECEASED


I choose to decorate myself in a similar way that some women would choose statement jewellery or designer handbags, neither of which appeal to me!
 
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She did have a cleaner pre-pandemic!
 
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She did have a cleaner pre-pandemic!
Save money on household chores by replacing the hired help with your small child
More tips found in Grifty Kitchen coming January, £18.99 or £9.99 if you hate food banks
The Tiffany, Burberry, Viv (RIP), Kate Spade and Mulberry pieces are INVESTMENTS ok?
This is too much I'm going back to sleep
 
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We have a lady come round for 4 hours a day to do the cleaning and washing and she does less than 8 year old SB. My daughters are teenagers and they do help a bit with loading the dishwasher and putting their laundry away (which is much more than most of their friends who have full time nannys, expat life is weird), but honestly they are busy with school and sports and volunteering and friends. Jack should be ashamed of that list.
 
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One thing that upsets me is how apparently Jack ‘shares’ Raa (that pristine unused little lion toy) that SB had as a baby.
I still have this little cuddly cow toy I got the day I was born, I love it and it’s covered in patches and looks pretty grubby because I was actually allowed to play with and cuddle it
Let your child have his own toy you weirdo, everything is about her isn’t it.

(Not even going to comment on that horrible list, she’s made me nauseous this morning)
 
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That list had made me so sad. He's basically a slave who doesn't even have his own bed. I'm going to cuddle my own SG and let her trash the house with glee.
 
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Value lemon curd ingredients


Actual lemon curd ingredients


I don't want to be offside with any great people here, yet I will be brave and say this is a hill I'll fight for
 
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