Ah feck that hurts my heart. That chore list is inexcusable. That poor poor boy.
Jack Monroe #433 Let them eat copies of Thrifty Kitchen
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Reading the list, this was the thing that stuck out to me as missing... from what I had to do as a teenager caring for my dad when he was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer (except it was definitely him weeing on the seat). The way she treats that child is sickening.
This is the one and only task I would ever want adding to this poor boys chores.
ETA: Before anyone comes at me, this is in response to all that tit that was all during her self admitted off her box / out of her mind period.
my heart breaks for that kid at that time, and still now.
ETA: Before anyone comes at me, this is in response to all that tit that was all during her self admitted off her box / out of her mind period.
my heart breaks for that kid at that time, and still now.
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Nice to see she stopped just short of expecting an 8 year old child to do laundry 
. That list is absolutely horrendous. Everything has to be done from the top two rows for no reward as part of a normal household?! And a minimum of 6 'medium' chores for screen time? So he couldn't do 3 for 30 minutes?! She's so awful 
. Clean your own bleeping house you lazy cow. That's your job as a parent.
Honestly, my son did bugger all at that age. He was too busy with school, after school and weekend activities. I only started to ask him to do chores when he went to secondary school and wanted larger sums of an allowance. Even then it would be keep his room clean and tidy, bring out cups/plates, take out recycling. Certainly not mopping up piss or scrubbing tit stains or pulling my bedroom curtains. WTF?
Funnily enough, he's a perfectly functioning 17 year old now. Does his own laundry, can cook a meal, will do odd jobs around the house (he loves doing this!).
. That list is absolutely horrendous. Everything has to be done from the top two rows for no reward as part of a normal household?! And a minimum of 6 'medium' chores for screen time? So he couldn't do 3 for 30 minutes?! She's so awful . Clean your own bleeping house you lazy cow. That's your job as a parent.Honestly, my son did bugger all at that age. He was too busy with school, after school and weekend activities. I only started to ask him to do chores when he went to secondary school and wanted larger sums of an allowance. Even then it would be keep his room clean and tidy, bring out cups/plates, take out recycling. Certainly not mopping up piss or scrubbing tit stains or pulling my bedroom curtains. WTF?
Funnily enough, he's a perfectly functioning 17 year old now. Does his own laundry, can cook a meal, will do odd jobs around the house (he loves doing this!).
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On a lighter note, paging @That Forensic Man with further stocktake information about the cock drawer
Also, EVEN MORE PEOPLE dissing our plucky pixie on top of the already long long long long list.
I bet every time anyone but Jack said anything, they all clapped and cheered, and as she wept in mortification into her semifreddo, they all laughed cruelly and said in their university educated voices that she should have kept her legs closed.
Poor Leggy sitting there in her own house, shame burning her cheeks, fighting back her own uneducated tears because she didn’t go to university either, silently praying fervently that the degree-holding marauding mob around her dining table didn’t cacophonously turn on her next, call her white trash and say she shouldn’t breed.
She told both the Standard and the Times about the drawer of dong; she specifies the price in the Standard and here number for the Times. 7 x £29 to be FORENSIC for the stocktake.
I bet every time anyone but Jack said anything, they all clapped and cheered, and as she wept in mortification into her semifreddo, they all laughed cruelly and said in their university educated voices that she should have kept her legs closed.
Poor Leggy sitting there in her own house, shame burning her cheeks, fighting back her own uneducated tears because she didn’t go to university either, silently praying fervently that the degree-holding marauding mob around her dining table didn’t cacophonously turn on her next, call her white trash and say she shouldn’t breed.
I like Coops, he’s the OG Content. He hasn’t been deployed for months now. He’s actually the perfect Jack foil as he can live without her.
Despite not going to university, she is still Dr Dr Jack Monroe as she would probably like to remind us, I found the pictures on her insta, Its the first time I've looked at it so its been quite interesting
First one is from Coventry and second one is from Essex
First one is from Coventry and second one is from Essex
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Oh how they all Mocked young vulnerable Jack when she innocently confused a sofrito with a mirepoix!
her belittling girlfriend laughing alongside them, not knowing the untold harm they were doing to her fragile inner self.
her belittling girlfriend laughing alongside them, not knowing the untold harm they were doing to her fragile inner self.
Ah this is an early “burglar Bill” it’s intended to be a “before” pic and the next one would traditionally be facetuned to duck. Waps oot
I wonder if he is still with her at all, cats can make their own homes elsewhere, he didn't seem happy since Content / Laurie arrived.
I have 2 cats (despite my username), i found a half a boiled sweet under the chin of my boycat last night. I don't eat boiled sweets so I know he has been cheating on me.
That's it - SB presumably had school and homework. Jack as we know mainly did duck all most of the time.Nice to see she stopped just short of expecting an 8 year old child to do laundry
Honestly, my son did bugger all at that age. He was too busy with school, after school and weekend activities. I only started to ask him to do chores when he went to secondary school and wanted larger sums of an allowance. Even then it would be keep his room clean and tidy, bring out cups/plates, take out recycling. Certainly not mopping up piss or scrubbing tit stains or pulling my bedroom curtains. WTF?
Funnily enough, he's a perfectly functioning 17 year old now. Does his own laundry, can cook a meal, will do odd jobs around the house (he loves doing this!).
That list is horrendous. Sounds like homelife was horrible for him. As well as the laughing at his toilet habits.
And why should he litter pick the bleeping garden and neatly open her curtains?
That poor poor kid. She is a terrible parent.
Terrible.
Why is this one so funny though. It’s like the Terminator said, “give me your sunglasses and your weird long waistcoat”
We heard her telling him to pick up the litter in the garden in that video with Content
Yeah, Adviser to Henry VIII Jack can duck off
That’s the day/outfit of DEFIANT SIM card Downing Street! With the Treeesa shoes!
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Gonna need a break from this.
Jack Monroe is an awful, AWFUL bleep.
Jack Monroe is an awful, AWFUL bleep.
Also you know that the chore about tidying shoes actually means SB has to organise all her DMs, because she doesn't buy him any shoes.
O! @MancBee if this is true I will be your forever friend. I sometimes feel so alone in this hellscape of catloverrrs . I hope this isn't just a cruel in joke and really MB is the greatest catfan of them all
Pissing myself
Fake news.
not jack,
Jack abhors her legs being seen in public.
Jack only has white walls and no furniture (she sold it all with the light bulbs)
Jack absolutely 100% cannot be pictured in a mirror because she is a bleeping ghastly heartless unliving CNUT!
That is a disgustingly long list of chores for an 8 year old child to be doing - I know she's given the explanation of it being reward based and split into sections requiring a certain number of chores to be done from each section so it's not 'all expected always' - but that's too much... TOO MUCH!!
Why is she not doing most of this herself?? Why is an 8yr old boy straightening cushions on a sofa?? Why is he having to open your bedroom curtains neatly? Open them neatly your bleeping self you vile narc! He is not your prop or your slave. And that's without even mentioning the ones about cleaning the toilet... she is horrific!!
What the duck is she doing whilst he's doing all these things anyway? It's certainly not campaigning! LJC she makes me so ANGRY!
Oh, and apparently he's allowed to cross the 'no entry' line in the kitchen if it's to peel vegetables or to clean.
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